Tony Shivanae Welcome fans to NZWA nitro. Tonight we are going to
have three matches.
Mark Madden I am hyped. This is going to be great. No one does it
like NZWA
Tony; Yes you are right. Nitro fans will be out soon. Due to the
fact, that idiot Zarny the Gnome, somehow broke every camera that NZWA had.
That's why it's taken so long for it to come out.
Mark so the man of the hour. Zombie, the dead-beat, put together an
emergency show.
Tony Folks some people might say that NZWA is dead. It is not. Just
that idiot Zarny.
Madden I think he was hired by Nightmare.
Tony Shut Madden, Zombie hires Varjay's gnomes because they work
for cheap.
Madden Zombie is quite the businessman.
Tony Is that why we have such a small roster.
Madden No that's do to the economy.
Tony OH shut the hell up.
Madden it's true, I tell you. Zombie can do no wrong.
Tony That is certainly not true.
Mark You're just mad because he didn't give you that raise.
Tony Is NZWA taking notes from Russo or something?
Mark However do you mean?
Tony The shooting man.
Mark Who's shooting?
(Says Mark hiding under the desk)
Tony Let's get to the match. Wait, Lark Lark the midget, is telling
me something on the microphone.
Mark oh oh what?
(says madden taking his head out from underneath the desk)
Tony apparently a relative of Zombie's is here.
Mark Who?
Tony His son.
Mark Zombie has a son?
Tony Yes Mark.
Mark Wow I had no idea.
Tony; Sigh, Why oh why did I ever tell Russo his shoot speech ideas
were idiotic.
He says looking at Madden who is wearing a hawaiian shirt &
sunglasses. The camera pans the crowd. Then it stops on a young man in a
Mass Destruction T-shirt.
Tony that's him.
Mark when they fired you, why did they fire me?
Tony MARK Zombie's son is over there you should go talk to him.
Mark Madden gets up from the seat.
Mark Where is he?
Tony Over there damn it.
Tony gets up from behind the desk walking over to where Zombie JR
is. Tony puts out his hand. Zombie Jr takes his hand out. They shake.
Tony So what are you doing here Z?
AS Zombie JR. Opens up his mouth. Walk by pantera plays over the
speakers. Brewsbrothers 1 & 2 come walking down the walkway. Zombie JR
sits down quickly at his seat. Tony looks at them. As the two behemoths come
walking towards him. Tony backs up looking at them in fear. He runs they run
after him. Tony runs over to the announcers' table.
Tony man what a scary bunch those two are.
Mark Tony
Tony My god the face paint the skull glasses.
Mark Tony.
Tony I am so glad they are in the ring.
Mark TONY
Tony Yes
The brewsbrothers grab him by the back of the neck lifting him
completely off of the ground & over their heads they toss Tony into the
ring.
The Brewsbrothers then stare at Mark Madden.
Mark Oh know you two. I've learned from when I got beat up by Tank
Abott.
Mark quickly gets out of the chair going to the floor. He goes
into his sock pulling a bottle of mace. He pops back up looking at the two
Huge brothers standing in front of him. He sprays Brewsbrothers one in
the eyes.
Mark oh oh.
He says as he looks at the sunglasses that are covering his eyes.
They grab Mark by the throat. Lifting him like he was a small child. Over
the
announcers' table. They then drag him over the table. & to the ropes
pushing him under. They drag him to the middle of the ring. Tony
try's to get out of the ring. But they grab him by the legs dragging him to
the middle of the ring. They lift him up.
Wrapping there hands over his neck. They put both of there hands on
to his back. Lifting him up then they do a double chokeslam. Brewsbrothers
1 grabs Mark by the hair bringing him to his feet. Brewsbrothers 2 quickly
puts his hand around marks neck as does brewsbrother 1. They do a
doublechoke slam on to Mark Madden.
They drag tony & mark over to the corners. Brewsbrothers 1 goes to
top rope first. Then Brewsbrothers 2 goes to the very top rope. They look
at
each other & grunt. They then do moonsaults on to Mark & Tony.
Brewsbrothers 2 walks over to Tony. He then hears the cheers from the
crowd. He looks down to see Nightmare & Masked man running down to the ring.
But nightmare doesn't follow Masked man. He looks over at Zombie
Jr., who is sitting behind the guardrail. Nightmare runs over to Zombie Jr
grabbing him by the neck. He yanks Zombie JR right over the guardrail. &
slams as hard as he can on to the walkway. Nightmare slams Zombie JR's head
into the steel walkway.
Nightmare I can't stand your dad you son of a bitch. So you will
suffer for his sins.
Nightmare spits into Zombie JR's face.
Meanwhile in the ring, Masked man is hammering Brewsbrothers 1 in
the face with as hard as he can with closes fists. Brewsbrothers 1 rocks
back. Brewsbrothers 2 watches on. Enimem's my name is plays over the
speakers & malk runs down in his Got Cheese t-shirt. Running over to the
ropes sliding under them going after Brewsbrothers 2.
The camera Switches over to Nightmare, who is bloodying up Zombie
JR. Nightmare looks up to see Zombie coming through the curtains.
Nightmare stares up at Zombie. Nightmare gets up running over to Zombie.
Zombie swings at him with his hook, which replaces his recently
chopped off hands. He cuts through Nightmares t-shirt & slices his stomach.
The white shirt fills up with blood.
Nightmare kicks Zombie in the stomach. Nightmare then clotheslines
Zombie to the ground. Nightmare chokes Zombie. Zombie JR gets up slowly
running over to Nightmare. Grabbing him in a headlock & pounding on his
head.
Camera Switches to the ring.
Malk is hitting Brewsbrothers 2 in the head & then kicking him in
the stomach. Brewsbrothers 1 is pounding on Masked man in the
corner. He then does a elbow to masked man's head. Which sends him crashing
to the ground.
Brewsbrothers 1 slowly climbs up to the top rope. Masked man gets up
climbing the turnbuckles. Going to the very top rope. Getting under
Brewsbrothers 1 putting his arm over the back of his neck. Masked
man then does a belly to back suplex on Brewsbrothers 1. When they hit the
mat.
Brewsbrothers one goes crashing through the mat, with Masked man.
Malk turns around to see what the crash was. As he hammers on
Brewsbrothers 2, Brewsbrothers 1 grabs malks legs puts him on his shoulders
& does a running power-bomb. & when Brewsbrothers 1 lands with malk. Malk's
head crashes directly to the ring. Which causes the entire ring to cave
in.
A camera cuts to the back.
Dead hardy is walking down the hallway with a dozen red roses in his
hand. He walks up to Kaz & Cling locker room. Where he then knocks on the
door taking a deep breath. He hears the doorknob turning.
Cling opens up the door staring directly into the eyes of hardy.
Cling What the hell do you want hardy?
Hardy In life you sometimes find that special someone who you
believe will hold your heart for the rest of your life. I have found that
someone.
Cling That's great for you. But what the hell are you telling me for?
Hardy it is my destiny to be with Kaz. The first time I saw her. I
knew that she would be the woman to hold my heart.
Cling that's funny. First all. This is my wife. The woman I love.
The woman I will spend the rest of my life with. I would go to hell &
back for her. So why don't you take your flowers & leave because I really
don't like you being here.
Hardy steps forward. But cling puts his hand on Hardy's chest.
Hardy Let me see the woman I love.
He says looking over clings shoulder again. Cling pushes Hardy.
Hardy pushes Cling. Cling then decks hardy. Which sends him crashing
to the ground. Cling then picks up Hardy by the head & slams him
into the wall. He looks over at the snack table. He gets hardy on his
shoulder.
Carrying him over to the trashcan. Cling slams hardy into the trashcan.
Camera switches to the ring.
Officials along side paramedics are helping the brewsbrothers,
masked man & Malk out of the destroyed ring, as soon as brewsbrothers 1
gets out from underneath the ring. Blood flowing down the back of his head
when Masked man did the belly to back suplex on him.
Brewsbrothers 1 pushes the official out of the ring. Walking over
the destroyed ring. He sticks his massive hand under the ring. He
then pulls out his Brother Brewsbrothers 2. He stands up. They stare at the
officials & paramedics who scatter out their way. They go walking across the
ring over to the announcers' table grabbing a microphone.
Brewsbrothers 1 takes it.
Brewsbrothers 1 Masked man & malk. (Grunt) if you two can hear me.
Me & my brothers challenge you to a weapons/first blood street fight. If
you
two have the guts & can lick you wounds (grunt) so get all the weapons
you can find & meet us in the parking lot.
They go walking down the walkway. Watching as Zombie Jr & his dad
are helping each other up. They grunt at them. They scurry into the
backstage area.
The Brewsbrothers walk to the curtain. Down the hallway. They stare
at Deadhardy who is standing by the snack table eating a bagle.
Hardy Fucking Cling.
The Brewsbrothers stare at Hardy. They then grab him by his NZWA
shirt. Put him on there shoulders run with him tossing him through Kaz &
Clings
door into the locker room. Cling gets up staring at both brewsbrothers.
They deck him sending him crashing to the ground. Brewsbrothers 2 grabs
Kaz by the hair & they drag her out of the locker room. Brewsbrothers 2
puts her between his legs.
He lifts her on his shoulders, doing a sitdown power-bomb on her.
They laugh & Grunt at her. Hardy & Cling run out of the locker room &
start to brawl with the brewsbrothers. They go all over the backstage area.
Hardy brings Brewsbrothers 2 over to the snack table. Hardy jumps on the
table then does a tornado DDT on to the massive man. Cling is pounding on
to the back of Brewsbrothers 1 head enraging him more.
RnR Triple hhh, Monty-rob & Fett, Eclipse & Revelations, Chameleon &
Varjay, & officials come out to breaks up the fight. Paramedics come
out, going over to Kaz. As the brewsbrothers walk down the hall. Hardy &
Cling immidiatly stand over the body of Kaz.
Camera cuts to the ring as RnR Triplee HHH walks down to the newly
fixed ring. Varjay & Chameleon follow close behind. They go over to the
announcers' table. Chameleon tonight is Vince Russo.
RnR Triplee HHH V. Mentski
US title match
Little V comes down to the ringside area. Little V then sits on the
desk with you.
Varajy Russo huh?
Chameleon yep. Heh
Varjay Hmmmmmmmm?
Chameleon Just felt like it.
Varjay well that's good. This is going to be a really good match.
Mentski comes walking down the aisle way. Sliding under the ropes
going to the corner. RnR looks up to see matango coming from the back.
Carrying a microphone in hand. & has a referee's shirt on.
Chameleon Plot twist.
Varjay Shooting?
He says shocked
Matango There has been so much chaos tonight that when I asked
nightmare if I could officiate this match. He was more than willing to let
me.
Little V starts booing matango.
Chameleon Little V doesn't like matango?
Varjay Guess not. Stop that Little V.
Matango You know RnR SOUTH PARK SUCKS.
Varjay & chameleon together no it dosen't.
RnR looks at Matango.
Varjay what a wrestling match.
Chameleon its' like mcmahon booked this.
Matango You heard me. Let me ask you this. Do you whine like
whineburg does huh? I mean if you watch that pathetic show south park. Maybe
you whine like he does because you are pathetic.
Chameleon & Varjay together oh no.
RnR runs towards Matango who gets getting a kick to RnR's Groin. RnR
stops dead in his tracks. Mentski runs forward nailing RnR with an
Evenflow DDT. He then pins RnR.
Matango hits the mat.
"1-2-3."
Chameleon What a match.
Varjay yep
The crowd boos
Mentksi takes the US title running out of the ring. RnR stands up
staring at Matango who just smiles at RnR. RnR then spears Matango. Putting
Matago's arm on the back of his head. He then jackhammers Matango.
Then does a pedigree on him. RnR then goes to the outside of the ring
picking up a microphone.
Chameleon we have a new champ !!!!!!!!!!!
Varjay What's he going to say?
Chameleon Dunno.
RnR stares directly at Varjay.
Varjay; Ack
Chameleon ha ha
RnR. You know I was just screwed. But I'm not going to complain.
I'm not going to throw a fit. I'm not going to be like everyone else who
gets screwed in a match. But I'll tell you what I am going to do.
Chameleon oh he's mad
Varjay yep that he is.
He rubs the whiskers on his chin.
RnR I have been watching in the back. On tape these two massive
behemoths by the name of the brewsbrothers. Since I wasn't given much of a
work out. & I figure there somewhere in the back. If there not hiding from
Masked man & malk. I'll just call them out. Brewsbrothers you like to beat
up on woman. You like to beat up on everybody. Why don't you try me? No
weapons. No ref. Just the three of us beating the hell out of each other.
Because I'm real pissed off & tired of this shit.
Chameleon A challenge.
Varjay; Oh yeah.
RnR tosses the microphone to the ground.
Jesus Built My Hot Rod by Ministry
Nightmare comes walking down to the ring.
Varjay's Nightmare music
Chameleon he's been in a pissed off mood tonight.
RnR looks directly at Nightmare who is walking down to the ringside
area. He walks up the stairs directly at RnR.
Varjay this dosen't look good
Chameleon no it dosen't.
Nightmare with microphone in hand.
Nightmare Hey there RnR.
Varjay Well at lease he's polite
Chameleon that's always a plus
But all of a sudden on the NZWA Jumbo Screen. Nightmare & RnR look
up to it see Revelations (Brother of Zombie), eclipse (cousin), Dark angel
(grandpa), Zombie JR (son) & zombie with his arm on his sons
shoulder.
Chameleon What a scary family
Varjay ACK i wouldn't want to go to there family dinners
Chameleon To scary
Nightmare You look familiar. It's like I've seen you somewhere
before. Oh yeah i was kicking your ass earlier. So what did you do bring the
rest of your clan to come kick my ass? Zombie you started this shit. I am
going to end it.
Chameleon who was he talking to?
Varjay; I dunno. Little V was telling a joke.
Chameleon pay attention
Zombie JR Hold up. I just came here from APWCWF. To watch my father
in action.
Chameleon that's zombie's son?
Varjay Yep its public knowledge you know
Nightmare I brought your bitch ass into play. Look, if you got a
problem with me why don't you come down here & do something about it.
Varjay Such language
Chameleon that's good
Varjay Stop being Vince russo
Chameleon Sorry
Varjay little v dosen't like Russo
Chameleon Does anyone?
Varjay hehehehehe
Zombie JR So what? I can get jumped. What do you have RnR on your
side? Is he going to jump & pedigree me? What?
Chameleon he's making sense.
Varjay; Yeah damn it where's that gnome with my drink
Nightmare No I'm not your father. You talk with so much confidence
with your family standing in back of you. Wow your real tough. You come
out here get your ass kicked by me. Then your cousins, brothers, sisters,
dead realatives, all come out here & jump my ass.
Chameleon quite a exchange of words
Varjay I haven't heard a argument like this. Since I accused Little
V of stealing a twenty from my wallet.
Zombie JR Your making excuses.
Chameleon did he?
Varjay yes
Little V; No
Varjay; Yes you did.
Little v No i didn't.
Chameleon Ok you two.
Varjay your just happy because you have a date with Rhonda the red
headed big busted gnome.
Chameleon she's quite the looker
Nightmare; FOR WHAT! You little bitch.
Vajray; Yeah. Little v go dumped by her
Little V nope
Chameleon Oh know
Zombie JR you want me I'll come out there.
Chameleon shut up & fight already.
Varjay You tell him partner.
Little V Can i use my slingshot Var?
Varjay no
Nightmare Stop making excuses. You know what. Fuck this.
Chameleon Fight, fight, fight
Varjay Look at that gnome sitting over there in the third row.
She's a real looker
Chameleon look at the two midgets fighting in the third row.
Varjay God i love wrestling.
Chameleon Me to.
Zombie JR Who's scared now?
Vajray Boring.
Chameleon I thought they were going to fight.
Nightmare Zombie where your old lady huh?
Chameleon Oh, oh oh,
Varjay; It's getting interesting now.
Zombie she's out.
Chameleon fight, fight
Varjay; Fight, fight
Little V fight, fight
Nightmare Is she?
Varjay Oh god.
Chameleon Wake me up when this is over.
Zombie Yes.
Chameleon Shut up & fight already.
Varjay use the hook Zombie
Nightmare Hmmmm well it just so happens I have a tape of her.
Varjay; Woohoo porn time
Chameleon shut up
Varjay What? hehehehehe
Zombie & Zombie JR look at her.
Varjay Oh how i love silence
Chameleon there going to attack?
Nightmare points to the screen. Zombie & the rest of the family
watch the small tv in there dressing room.
Chameleon it's starting
Varjay Where's the popcorn.
Chameleon Shut up
In the dead of night, a car speeding down the street. The Trunk of
the car is open in the back of the car is Nightmare. Holding a Body bag.
The car slows down. Stopping on a bridge. Nightmare with the most sinister
look on his face. Stands up with a body bag in his arms. The Brewsbrothers
get out of the car. Going over to the bridge. They help Nightmare with the
body-bag.
Chameleon Sit down little v.
Varjay; Shut up i'm trying to watch.
Nightmare Sometimes the ones closest to you have to pay for your
sins.
(he says to the cam corder)
Zombie unzips the body-bag. Cathy's head pops out. Nightmare then
zips the body bag up concealing Cathy's head inside. Nightmare & the
brewsbrothers lift the body bag up tossing it over the side of the bridge
into the
raging river below. Nightmare & the brewsbrothers stare into the camera
laughing.
The camera breaks off. Nightmare stares directly at the screen. RnR
horrified looks at the screen. Nightmare tunrs around only to be
speared by RnR. RnR hammers into Nightmares face.
Silence by the announcers.
Little Varjay attempts to go into the ring. But Varjay grabs him by
the pants. Little Varjay moves his fists around wanting Nightmare to
come fight him.
Varjay; well at lease they have a reason to fight
Chameleon God damn NZWA i come out here to announce. To see some
wrestling matches & all i get is people killing each other.
RnR lifts nightmare up over his head. Tossing him out of the ring.
RnR then crawls through the second rope. Going all the way to the backstage
area.
Varjay this is very shocking
Chameleon yes that it is.
Camera switches to the dressing room of Zombie. Zombie JR has thrown
the TV into the lockers. Zombie is sitting next to the lockers. Trying to
figure out what to do. Rev, eclipse & dark angel are trying to calm down
Zombie Jr down.
Chameleon You could cut the tension with a knife.
Varjay Yes you could.
Camera cuts to ringside.
Clingman V. ????
Varjay Who's cling taking on?
Chameleon dunno.
Varjay According to the papers. Cling was supposed to take on Malk.
But he was hurt. So Cling will be taking.
Jesus Built My Hot Rod by Ministry
Varjay Nightmare!!!!!!!!!!
Chameleon Wow
Varjay This is going to be a well
Chameleon Don't say it.
Varjay Brawl
He says spitting his tongue out at Chameleon.
Chameleon ha ha
Nightmare comes down to the ring.
Chameleon he looks mad
Varjay He always looks like that. But in all seriousness what he
did wasn't right. I have allot of respect for cathy. Next wekk i
think i might just have to get in the ring with nighty.
Chameleon i got your back.
Enter sandman plays over the speakers Cling walks down the aisle
staring directly at Nightmare with Kaz by his side. They walk down the
aisle. Kaz whispers into Clings ear. They both run to the ring. Sliding
under
the ropes. A referee runs down to the ring signaling for the bell. As
nightmare looks at the ref, he is decked by clingman.
Chameleon clingman looks mad
Vajray slaps chameleon in the back of the head.
Kicked in the stomach by clingman. He is whipped across the ring.
Cling goes to the rope & nails nightmare with a flying clothesline. Which
sends
Nightmare crashing to the mat. Cling does a few knee drops to the
stomach & leg drop across the face. Cling runs over towards the ropes going
to the top doing a moonsault. He grabs Nightmares leg.
Varjay I guess your going to be Mark Madden tonight.
Chameleon Your be Tony ha ha ha
Varjay oh shut up
Refferee hits the mat.
"1-2."
Nightmare kicks out.
Varjay close call
Chameleon greatest nitro ever.
Varjay; No I'm Tony you kiss everybody's ass & vote for the heels.
Chameleon oh right.
Varjay someone's praising the WWF.
Chameleon stares off with a glare.
Kaz jumps up on the apron. Going to the top rope. Cling looks up
seeing Kaz on the top rope. Cling moves out of the way. Kaz then does a
elbow drop on to Nightmare. The Brewsbrothers run out, but Dead hardy runs
in back of them drop kicking Brewsbrothers 1 in the head. They turn around
looking at Dead hardy as he gets off of the ground. He gets up & runs to the
backstage area. The brewsbrothers chase him.
Chameleon Damn it Little v get out of the way.
Varjay ahh need a booster seat.
Chameleon Damn those brewsbrothers are big.
Varjay; we could take them
Nightmare gets up drop-kicking Cling in the knee, then does several
elbows to the head of Cling. Kaz clotheslines him to the mat. Cling gets
up. Nightmare gets up. Nightmare goes after Kaz. But Cling gets a
knee to the stomach. Pushing him to the corner. Doing several knees & just
nails him in the head.
Varjay Yawn.
Chameleon now your doing phoenix's gimmick?
Kaz goes to the outside of the ring grabbing a chair. She sets it up
on the outside of the ring. Cling runs over to nightmare & nightmare does a
back drop on cling. Cling hits the mat outside of the ring. Nightmare
goes to the outside of the ring. Picking Cling up by the heard. Nightmare
puts clingman in between his legs. Lifting him up on to his shoulders &
doing an outsiders edge on to Cling. Crashing him on to the chair. Nightmare
gets up. Looking directly at Kaz.
Varjay I think not I was up to late watching Japanese Porn err
wrestling.
Chameleon Shut up
Varjay hehehehehehehehehe
Kaz runs into the ring. Nightmare runs after her. Little V jumps on
to the back of Nightmare. But nightmare grabs Little V by the throwing him
in front of him. Putting Little V on to his shoulders & power-bombing
him on the mat.
Varjay tosses the headphones down. Going over to little V.
Chameleon stands up glaring at Nightmare.
Nightmare goes back into the ring. Kaz nails him with a drop-kick. Cling
gets up putting his hand on Varjay chest. Varjay bends down picking up
Little V.
Cling goes back into the ring.
Chameleon I hope Little v is ok
chameleon says with tears in his eyes
Bad Influence by enimem plays over the speakers. Nightmare looks up
to see the Zombie Clan standing at the entranceway. Zombie JR has a
chain -Zombie has a double bladed chain saw. Dark angel has a pair of
knifes. Rev
has an ax. Eclipse has a flamethrower. They walk down to the ring. Cling
runs in doing a German Suplex on Nightmare. Keeping his shoulders pinned to
the mat.
Chameleon an actual wrestling move I'm shocked I was beginning to
think this was the WWF.
Varjay Bah
Chameleon what the hell?
He looks up to see Husker Du coming over to the guard-raid he gets
steps over the guardrail. Sitting down taking Varjay's seat.
Husker what you say?
Chameleon you heard me.
Husker & chameleon start arguing.
The ref hits the mat.
"1-2-3"
The crowd goes wild.
The Zombie Clan walks forward. Cling & Kaz walk out of the ring. On
the NZWA tron, Brewsbrothers 1 has his massive hand around Dead Hardy's
neck, which has been busted open. They are standing on top of a Beer
truck. Which reads Brewsbrothers beer. Brewsbrothers 1 chokes slams Dead
hardy off of the beer truck. Dead Hardy crashes on the pavement.
Brewsbrothers 2 is in the drivers seat. He starts the truck. The truck
drives through the parking lot.
Husker Wow.
Chameleon when did this happen. Who won the match?
Husker dunno.
Out of nowhere Masked man jumps on to the front of the truck with a nail gun
shooting nails into the windshield directly into the body of Brewsbrothers
2.
Masked man climbs to the top of the truck. Brewsbrothers 1 stares at Masked
man. Masked man tosses the nail gun to the top of the truck.
Brewsbrothers 1 runs towards Masked man.
Chameleon What the hell. What is this crash tv?
Husker hell if I know I'm lost already. Plus WWF is better.
Chameleon prove it.
Husker You can just tell.
Chameleon mark,
Masked punches him in the face.
Chameleon taking wrestling moves from the WWF.
Husker Only reason WWF has better plotlines
Chameleon Does not.
Husker Shaddup
Camera switches to the ringside area. The Zombie Clan is standing
over Nightmare. Zombie & Zombie Jr look at the rest of the clan. They get
out of the ring. Going to the backstage area. Zombie starts the double
bladed
chain saw.
Chameleon What's the deal with Zombie & chainsaws.
Rev He stole that from the WWF.
Chameleon & Husker glare at Rev. He sits back down in his seat.
Camera switches to the parking lot. Masked man is crawling on the
top of the truck. Masked man grabs the legs of Brewsbrothers 1 slamming him
on to the top of the truck. Brewsbrothers 1 gets out of the truck. Walking
to the back opening it up. Dead Hardy runs over to Brewsbrothers 2 drop
kicking him in the back of the leg. Slamming his head on to the back of the
truck.
Husker; Damn camera switching around is making me disey.
Chameleon take it like a man.
Camera switches to the backstage area. Rev, dark angel & eclpise are
walking. From out of nowhere RnR comes nailing Dark Angel with a
chair. RnR nails him three more times with the chair. He then nails Dark in
the
stomach. Eclipse runs toward RnR. But Spears him into the wall. With
such force that he sends eclipse clashing through the wall.
Chameleon i see what you mean
Husker; In wwf the cameras wouldn't do this.
Rev that's because WWF is perfect.
Chameleon glares back at Rev.
Chameleon; I thought it was just elves & gnomes in the audience.
Husker Who invited the damn trolls?
Chameleon Were not even paying attention to the action.
Husker Who cares. It sucks anyway
Chameleon Well that may be true. Stop with the shooting.
Husker; Sorry.Bah
Chameleon Bah
Dark Angel goes after him with the knives. But RnR nails Dark angel
in the face with a kick. He stabs Dark Angel with one of his knifes. He
grabs rev's ax. Then runs down the hallway.
Husker; RnR's is kicking ass
Chameleon & taking names.
Camera cuts to the ring.
Husker is he all out of bubble gum?
Chameleon I think so.
Zombie JR has a chain around Nightmare's. Zombie puts the double
bladed chain saw into the legs of nightmare. Nightmare screams in pain. RnR
runs out from the back with the ax in his hand. He runs all the way down
to the ring. Going under the bottom rope.
Chameleon Zombie JR is kicking ass.
Zombie goes after him with the chain saw. But RnR dunks nailing Zombie in
the leg with the ax. Zombie drops the double-bladed chain saw. RnR spears
Zombie & then pedigrees Zombie on the chain saw. Zombie JR lets go of
nightmare. RnR nails him with a kick. Then does a jackhammer on
him. Then does three pedigrees on zombie Jr
Nightmare attempts to get up but RnR Nails a jackhammer on to him,
then pedigrees him.
Camera switches to the parking lot.
Chameleon what is up with RnR.
Husker What is up with the damn camera switches.
Chameleon They do suck don't they?
Brewsbrothers 2 has Dead hardy in a chokeslam & Brewsbrothers 1 has
masked man in a chokeslam. They Chokeslam both men. Covering them. A
referee comes out hitting the pavement.
"1-2-3."
The brewsbrothers get up. Brewsbrothers walk over to the truck.
Brewsbrothers 2 jumps going to the back coming out with a jar in his
hand.
Chameleon Brewsbrothers win there first official match in NZWA.
Husker There first official win for the brewsbrothers.
Chameleon there so damn big.
Brewsbrothers 2 let's get to the ring.
They head towards the ring.
Chameleon there comingh down here.
Husker Bah,
Camera switches to the ring. RnR is over at the announcers' table.
RnR Hey guys mind if join you.
Chameleon hands him a headset.
Chameleon What is up with you tonight RnR.
RnR I'm tired of being screwed with. I was beat in a damn minute. I
deserve better than that. So i'm taking justice into my own hands.
Husker Very cool
Chameleon But you've beaten up half the damn roster.
Husker; We don't have a very big roster do we?
Chameleon Nope hehehe
Within a few minutes the brewsbrothers are walking down to the ring.
Zombie JR is attempting to get up. Brewsbrothers run down to the ring
sliding under the ropes. They grab Zombie JR by the throat & do a double
choke slam on him.
Chameleon Damn Zombie JR has gotten his ass kicked tonight
Husker that's true
RnR; Got what he deserve.
Brewsbrothers 2 takes his arm putting it over his head. He grips the
jar & slams it down on to Zombie's leg. Zombie screams in pain as his
leather pants burn away. The acid eats through the leather pants & gets on
to Zombie's leg. The skin starts melting away. Brewsbrothers watch
for a mintue as Zombie screams in pain.
Chameleon Ouch
Husker; That's an understatement
RnR He's getting what he deserves.
Brewsbrothers 1 bends down grabbing the double bladed chain saw & go
about half way through Zombie's leg. He puts the chainsaw down. It cuts
directly through Zombie's leg. The Brewsbrothers kick at Zombie's leg. The
bottom half of his leg goes to the ropes & they kick the leg out of the
ring. They
go over the top rope jumping to the ground. Nightmare, gets up. RnR
Tosses the headphones down, as nightmare walks over to the brewsbrothers.
RnR runs spearing him. RnR runs over to the brewsbrothers nailing
them both in the shoulders they chase after him but he spears them both the
ground laughing a hyenna. The paramedics run down to the ring. RnR smiles
as he walks to the back stage area.
Chameleon what in the hell is up with RnR?
Husker What will RnR do next week on the whole nitro?
Chameleon Dunno guess there have to check into see.
NZWA Nitro. 2000