NZWA
(Zombie is back)
angles by Varjay
booked by Zombie
Bookers note:
this event will be full of violence & all kinds of others things.
Hehe I think you will all like this. & if you want to commit any
violent acts because of this event. Make sure you leave NZWA name
out of it :oP
Zombie
Tony: Hello fans welcome to NZWA Nitro. We have quite a show for you
tonight.
Mark madden: Tonight maybe we will see a spinaroni?
Mark looks at Tony.
Tony: hell if know mark. But tonight according to rumors.
Mark madden; Rumors?
Tony: Yes. There is a very big star who will make his presence known
Mark madden: oh
Tony: we gotta go to commercial
Mark: Not all ready! What is this, ECW?
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Britany spears is in the kitchen.
Britany: i love my music. But i love my NZWA knifes. These things
are so sharp you can cut through anything. A cloud comes out of her
head with an image of the knife going into her moms stomach.
Britany: These are so nice. So sharp. So easy to clean. I love my
NZWA knifes. You can also bring them with you everywhere.
(she thinks about a hotel on recent tour when slit the throat of a
fan)
Britany: But most of all i love the way they slice & dice
(thinking of when she sliced off her dads ear & sliced his stomach
open & his intestines fell to the ground.
Britany: If you order now. You will not only get the knifes. But a
free knife carrying set. For when you need to take your knifes with
you.
(stabbing her manager with the knifes comes into her mind)
Britany: I'm Britany spears & i would not advertise a bad product.
Go pick it up. Or call the toll free number down below.
1-800-888-NZWAknifes
Back to Nito
Mark: How the hell did the NZWA get Britany Spears?
Tony: You didn't know?
Mark: Guess not, know what?
Tony: That Husker can be a charmer when he wants to be...
Mark: Oh hell, I know that. How do you think I got this job?
Metallica's unforgiven is playing over the speakers & Zombie is
walking down to the ring. With Cathy on his arm. Zombie justs stares
at the crowd evily. He walks down to the ring. Sliding from
underneath the ring. Dead Hardy Nails Zombie in the head with a
baseball bat which sends him crashing to the walkway. Dead hits him
again & blood comes gushing from his head. Dead Hardy smiles as he
walks down the walkway.
Mark: What the hell? Hardy can't do that to the boss!
Tony: Looks to me like he did....
Mark: Damn him!
Tony: I can feel the tension coming from Dead Hardy.
Mark Madden: this is going to be one hell of a match.
Tony: Yes that is true mark
mark: Lots of blood shed.
Dead hardy goes over to the ring. Slides under the ropes. He & ghost
look each other in the eye. Ghost shrugs & steps out of the ring.
Going through the crowd. Dead hardy goes into the ring with a
microphone.
Tony: Looks like he has something to say.
Mark Madden: If hardy talks i listen.
Dead Hardy: last week I won the match I won the number one
contendership match. The NZWA title is my title. I made it credible.
I am the game. I am that damn good. GOD DAMN IT. I'm so upset i'm
stealing WWF peoples lines. Bring warrior out here now so i can lay
the smackdown on him.
Tony: Were going to get sued.
Mark Madden: No, It's a ratings increase.
Says mark madden..
Tony: huh?
Dead Hardy: Look i want Warrior to bring his degenerate ass out here
now. I don't care where he is & how long it takes for him to get out
here. But warrior get your ass out here now. Or i'm going to start
attacking fans. I want the belt. It's mine.
Mark: Did you hear that?
Tony: I sure did! He can't attack fans! Talk about a lawsuit!
Dead hardy goes over to the ropes. Goes through the second one. To
the arpon & jumps to the ground. He looks into the front row seeing
two beautiful woman. One blond & one brunette. He walks over to one.
Grabs her by the hair & slams her throat first on to the guard-rail.
He decks the other one breaking her nose. A man jumps over the
guard-rail. But Dead hardy nails him in the stomach & whips him into
the steps.
Mark: Well, he really listened to you.
Tony: shut up
A few more guys come from the crowd. Hardy goes into the ring. A
short guy runs but Hardy nails him with a frankensteiner. A big buff
one runs. Hardy nails him with a power-slam.
Mark: I told you! One hell of a match!
Tony: This isn't a match, damn it!
Mark: Go tell him that!
Hardy looks up to see a security force coming out from the back.
They come running down to the ring. Hardy runs out of the ring.
Grabbing chair. He sees to paramedics. Hardy runs over to the two
woman. Grabbing the brunette by the hair. He then pulls the blond
out. He decks them both with chairs.
Hardy goes back into the ring. The security force goes after him.
But Dead Hardy takes them out one by one with a chair.
Mark: Now that's a champion! I was wrong about this guy!
Hardy: Warrior looks at the damage i have done already. Just come
out.
Dead hardy looks at the crowd they look in fear at him. He grips the
chair like a baseball player would a bat. Looking into the crowd.
Awaiting security or anyone else who dares to come out. He wants
warrior to come out. So he can get the damn title.
Commercial break
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Dead hardy is in bed smoking a cigarette. Brintany spears comes out
in a Black bra g-string & garter belt.
Dead Hardy: When you about ready to get some like am no. You must
always use protection. My favorite brand is NZWA condoms.
He takes out a box.
Dead hardy: Yes each condom is rainbow coated & gurantees protection
in fact if you dosen't protect you. NZWA will pay for the treatments
of whatever STD you get.
Dead hardy looks at Britany.
Britany: I am going to rock your world. You are going to feel
pleasure that you have never felt before. But do you have
protection.
Dead hardy picks up the box of NZWA condoms looking into the camera
& laughing.
Dead Hardy: You bet i do.
He then gives a thumbs up to the camera.
Back to nitro
Dead hardy is still in the ring with a chair. Still looking at the
walkway awating the warrior.
Tony: Wow that was the nice guy Hardy. The exact opposite of what is
currently in the ring.
Mark Madden: He wants what's his, Tony. He won the right for a
title shot and wants it.
Says Madden.
Tony: Yeah but attacking fans & security guards is not the way to do
that.
Mark: maybe not, but I'm not telling him different.
A camera cuts to the back.
Ghost is talking with some cops & paramedics.
Ghost: this fucking asshole is in the ring. He has taken out several
fans & security guards. He has gone totally beserk. I want him gone
from this arena. I don't care how you do it. But i want his ass
arrested.
Ghost says thinking about what he could of done to Zombie before
Dead hardy attacked him. He sighed & walked away as the cops walked
to the door & walked through the backstage area. To the ring.
Tony: Well, Ghost of the Year or Nightmare as we know him, looks
like he's had enough of Hardy's crap.
Mark: Nightmare or Ghost or whatever his name is shouldn't even be
in the building! Zombie is the one and only owner of this fed!
Tony: No, he's co-owner and looks like this is gonna be one
interesting show tonight.
Hardy looks on to the Devil Tron. Seeing the cops walk down from the
backstage area. Hardy goes through the second ropes. When all of a
sudden he hears the Ultimate warrior's theme music play over the
speakers. Dead hardy runs back to the ring.
It's the World Heavyweight Champion!
Mark: No!
Tony: Yes! It's the Degenerate Warrior!
Degenerate Warrior comes through the crowd over the guard-rail. He
looks straight into Warrior's eyes. Warrior slides under the bottom
rope. Dead hardy runs towards him but Degenerate back-drops him out
of the ring. Warrior smiles as he opens his beer & starts to drink
it. He takes out two more from his pockets. The refferee signals for
the bell to ring. Dead hardy slides under the ropes pulling the
chain-saws out of the ring.
Mark: Get 'em, Hardy! He has your belt!
Tony: Will you be quiet!
Running over to Warrior. But warrior nails him in the head with a
beer. Warrior does a knee lift to his stomach which causes Dead
hardy to lower his head. Warrior DDTs him. Putting hardy on his
back. Warrior then slams the beer on to Hardy's groin. Warrior grabs
Dead picking him up & then lifts him up over his head. Hardy pokes
warrior in th eye. Pushes himself off of Warrior's arms. Hardy hits
the mat. Does a roll up on warrior.
Hardy with a roll up!
The referee hits the mat.
"1-2-3."
Mark: YESSS!
Tony: I can't believe it! Dead Hardy is a two time NZWA World
Champion!
Mark: I told you, Tony!
He signals for the bell. Hardy gets up & starts celebrating. He runs
to the outside grabbing the NZWA world belt. He looks up to see the
cops coming. Hardy grabs his chair & microphone.
Hardy: this goes to anyone in the back. I will take on anyone. I
dont' care how big, tough or just plain sick. I want your ass out
here. I need a challenge. I want a fight. I want to give this sad
belt some credibilty. WWF & WCW have no credible belts or
interesting champs. I want to be that champ. I want to show you.
Just how tough I can get. I've done things in the ring that people
wouldn't even do in there dreams. If you have balls take me on.
Mark: You hear that! What a fighting champion he is.
Tony: Here comes security!
The cops hit the ring. Hardy jumps through the second rope going
through the crowd. With te belt on his shoulder. But over the
speakers enther sandman plays. Hardy listens. Not knowing who the
music belongs to but he smiles. As visions of people being put in
stretchers dance in his head.
What the?
Mark: I recognize that!
Tony: Naaaa, it couldn't be.
Ring attendants come down & remove all of the chain-saws.
Cuts to commercial
Ghost of the year is sitting in a bar. Looking at the beautiful
woman passing him bye. Some winking at him. Others waving. When all
of sudden he looks up to see angie everheart come walking through
the door. He takes a sip of beer. Angie in a tank top & red leather
with six inch high heels. Walks across the room.
Over to Ghost. She walks over to him & plants a huge kiss on his
lips.
Angie: I want you so bad i can taste it. When i saw you as i walked
in. I knew you were special. Let's go home. I will show the pleasure
of heaven.
Ghost smiles putting down his beer. He looks intot he camera.
Ghost: Gotta be NZWA beer.
He laughs as he & angie walk to his car. Headed home.
Zombie is sitting in his office with cathy by his side. miss hancok
is sitting on the outside of the office.
Zombie: I can't belive Ghost did this. Damn him. I felt Eclipse & my
brother revelations were better. OH well.
Zombie looks at the memorandum
Fett & monty-rob V. Revelations & eclipse
tag team title match
Cathy: Looks like we have it in the bag sweets.
Zombie: Yeah i know. But it's going to be tough to see Monty-rob &
Fett destroyed. Oh well.
Cathy & Zombie kiss.
Tony: Did you just hear that? A World tag title match, tonight!
Mark: Just another brilliant idea from the boss, Tony.
Tony: Well, that's not all because I've just been told that Ghost of
the Year, our co-owner has announced that Tokyo Varjay is taking on
Dead Hardy for the World Title here tonight.
Mark: What? That dancing idiot! Why does he get a shot? Damn that
Ghost!
Tony: What? Well, let's go to the back.
Mark: What?
Tony: Don't look at me! I just listen to the people in the truck.
Tokyo Varjay is sitting in the lockeroom
Gnomes are sitting on the floor, on the desk on varjay's shoulders.
Little varjay is sitting in the corner smoking a cigarette.
Tokyo Varjay: Hardy my boy. Tonight you won't be taking on me like
ghost said. But i have handpicked your opponent. He has quite a
history with these feds. Tonight he will quite simply anilhate you.
Thank you & good day.
Litte varjay flips off the camera & the camea cuts to the ring.
Tony: Well, that was interesting.....
Mark: I told you he was an idiot. Who gives up a shot at the World
title?
Tony: Well, I don't know, but it is Varjay. Anyway, our next match
is for the NZWA World Tag Team titles and features Montyrob and Fett
taking on the team of Revelations and Eclipse.
Mark: Did you hear the boss, Tony? All in the bag..
Tag match.
Monty-rob & Fett V. Eclipse & Revelations
Tag team title match
Tony: Well, everyone is already in the ring and we're ready to
start.
Monty-Rob, fett, eclipse & revelations are all in the ring. Eclipse
goes to his corner. & Monty-rob to his. Fett locks up with Rev.
Fett out powers Rev sending him crashing to the mat. Rev stands up &
does a belly to belly suplex on Fett. Then picks him up whipping him
across the ring.
Tony: Fett just got hammered!
Mark: Watch out, Rev!
Fett comes back nailing him with a clothesline. Then power-slamming
Rev. Fett goes for the pin.
"1-2."
Rev kicks out.
Mark: You're not gonna pin him that easy, come on!
Fett goes over & tags in Monty-rob. Rev rolls over tagging in
eclipse. Eclipse walks over to Monty-rob. & they stand nose to nose.
Eclipse pushes monty-rob & slaps him in the face. Monty-rob. Goes
after eclipse but eclipse kicks him in the stomach. Does a elbow to
the back of his neck. Eclipse does a body-slam. Monty-rob. Then a
few knee drops to the stomach. Eclipse goes to the to rope. & nails
a top rope clothesline on monty-rob as soon as he stands up. Which
sends him crashing to the mat.
Tony: I didn't know he could fly!
Mark: The guy's crazy, but he's a monster in the ring. Hell, he's a
monster out of the ring.
Eclipse puts a headlock on monty-rob for several minutes. Eclipse
goes over to Rev & tags him in. Rev runs over & does a few kicks to
the head of monty-rob. Rev nails him with eblow then does a
body-slam on him. Rev goes for a pin.
1-2-
Monty-rob kicks out. But grabs Rev by the throat stands up. Puts his
hand on the back of Rev & does a choke slam on him. Monty-rob goes
for the cover.
Tony: Chokeslam! Chokeslam!
"1-2"
Eclipse makes the save.
Mark: No! That was close!
Tony: What's wrong with you? Are you getting a bonus for kissing
Zombie's ass?
Mark: Jealous?
Tony: Oh shut up!
Monty-rob stands up & picks Rev up over his head. Tossing him out
of the ring. Rev's body hammers against the mat outside ring.
Monty-rob gives a sly grin to the cloud.
Tony: It's only a matter of time before...what now?
Killer queen by queen plays over the speakers. The crowds mouths
drop open as they see Kaz walking down the aisle in a short blue
skirt & bikini top with a picture of a honey pot on the skirt. She
smiles & blows kisses to the crowd. The crowd hoots & hollars.
Eclipse smiles at Kaz. Kaz waves at him. Kaz walks down to where Rev
is. She bends down helping him up.
IT'S KAZ! The Queen Bee herself and Revelations own daughter!
Mark: And she's got a little skirt on! OH YES! Did you say Rev's
daughter?
Tony: Will you calm down and yes, I did.
Mark: Well, thank god she got her looks from her mother!
Tony: I...I don't know why I put up with you.
He slides under the ropes. Where Monty-rob meets him with a DDT.
Monty-rob whips him across does a boot to the chest & a elbow drop.
Kaz goes to the rope. Where the refferee can't see her. Kaz then
does a miss drop-kick on to the referee. Then goes over to the ref &
does a reverse DDT on him. Fett walks in. But kaz nails a
frankensteiner on him.
Tony: Kaz with a frankenstiener on Fett!
Mark: My kind of woman, Tony!
Tony: I know. She's breathing!
All of a sudden walk by pantera plays over the speakers. The camera
pans over to see two 400 pound men (pure muscle) walking down to the
ring. There wearing all black with two huge cross bones on there
stomach. The boots are black with red devils on them. On there
tights it is written f.u.b.a.r They walk down to the ring with
smiles on there faces & sunglasses on there eyes. The sunglasses are
covered with skulls. On there faces white skulls have been painted
on. The brewsbrothers walk & grunt down to the ring. They jump up on
the apron.
Tony: Who the hell is this? I give up!
Tony throws papers up into the air.
Mark: I don't know, but they look mad as hell.
They smile as they walk over to Monty-rob. Monty-rob runs over to
them. But both brewsbrother kick him stomach & do a double DDT on
him. Which knocks him totally out cold.
Tony: Double DDT on the big guy! They shouldn't even be out here!
Mark: Go tell them that!
Rev covers him. The brewsbrother walks over who is still in shock as
he stares at them. They push him down. Brewsbrothers 1 pulls walks
over to the ring post & after a few tugs yanks it from the ring & he
nails beats on fett with it for awhile. While the other
brewsbrothers picks up mark madden & pick him up over his head.
Mark: HELP! HELP! PUT ME DOWN YOU!
Tony: Throw him! Throw him!
The crowd chants for the brewsbrother to throw him, but he puts him
down.
Rev covers monty-rob. Ref makes the count.
"1-2-3."
Tony: What? Rev and Eclipse win!
Mark: We sit too damn close to the ring! Too damn close!
The brewsbrothers stare at Rev & Eclipse celebrating in the ring.
The brews brothers stop what there doing & look into the ring. They
walk down the of the ring staring at eclipse & Rev. They just smiles
& walk down the walkway. They both turnaround & point at the tag
champs. Then walk to entrance way.
Tony: What does this mean? Why are they here?
Mark: Why did they pull my underwear into my crack?
Tony: MARK!
Mark: What? Well, they did!
Tony puts his head in his hands.
Cuts to commercial
Zombie is sitting in the bathroom having yet another body part sewn
back on. Cathy takes out a blow torch & puts it to the wound.
Zombie: ouch you can blow me anytime hehe
Cathy: Shut the fuck up zombs.
Zombie: you know i lose body parts just getting out of bed. I've
lost my eye, i've lost about eight fingers. I've had my voice box
removed. I've been stabbed, set on fire, had my arms broken. I never
even went to the hospital.
Zombs try not to cringe as cathy sews back on his arm.
Zombie: Well for those that do need go to the hospital it just so
happens that NZWA has insurance. For when your in NZWA losing a body
part happens as ofter as you go to the fridge when this does happen.
Don't go to those other pussy insurance company's. NZWA insurance
is the only way to go.
1-800-666-NZWAinsurance.
Zombie: For when someone cuts off a body part. OR something natural
happens.
Zombie blows a kiss to cathy but she bites his nose.
Tony: Well, were back and next is a match to decide the US title.
Mark: No, Tony, it's the UK title now.
Tony: Just because Mentski stole the belt and disfigured it, it
doesn't make him champion.
Mark: Possession in nine tenths of the law, Tony.
RnR goldberg V. Mentski
us/uk title match
Tony: Well, that belt belongs to this man! The rightful NZWA US
champion!
(StoneCold's theme)
RnR StoneCold runs down to the ring. Sliding under the ropes. He
awaits the arrival of Mentski. From the crowd. Matango comes sliding
under the ropes. Goes to the back & german suplexes RnR. He then
slams RnR's head into the guard-rail. He throws RnR over the
guard-rail & hammers on him all the way through the aisles to the
exit way. He slams him through the doors. But RnR spears him.
Mark: The Big Tango is in the house!
Tony: What is he doing and where are they going?
Slamming his head into the wall & on the snack table. Matango hits
the ground & does a low blow on RnR. He grabs RnR by the head &
brings him over to the exit pushing him through the door.
Mark: Tango's threw him into the lobby!
Matango attempts to go for a piledriver but RnR backdrops him. Then
does a jackhammer on matango. All of a sudden RnR hits the ground. &
mentski comes out of nowhere & does a few kicks to RnR's head. Kalee
kicks RnR in the back as well. Mentski then does a power-bomb on
RnR. Then a evenflow.
Tony: Mentski is helping Matango?
Mark: Damn Kalee is hot tonight!
Tony: Will you or nevermind.
Kalee hits RnR in the head a few more times. Then mentski does a
even flow on Kalee then Matango. He walks smiling as he looks at all
the people laying on the ground.
Mark: DAMN!
Tony: Mentski attacked everyone! The ref's thrown this match out.
Mark: Hell, it never started! Damn, was I wrong about this guy,
Tony. Mentski is cool as hell, even if he is British and he still
has the belt!
the camera cuts to the ring.
Tony: Well, that and now this.
Mark: What is he doing out here? He's not supposed to be out here.
Tony: When has anyone that's supposed to be out here been out here?
Mark: Good point.
Klumper is standing the ring with his Camouflage attire at his. He
is in a pair of black pants & tank top. He is pouring kerosene on
the camoflauge.
Klumper: the sheepherder gimmick sucks!
Mark: No shit, sherlock.
Tony: Will you watch your language! He's setting his gear on fire
in the center of the ring!
Mark: Good thing he remembered clean underwear.
He throws a match on the camaouflage
Klumper: I am tough. In fact i am so tough. I should be considred
the NZWA hellfire champion. No i shouldn't be considred i am the
NZWA hellfire champ. He bends down picking up the belt.
Mark: Damn, he's got his own belt.
Klumper: Because i am tough as they come. If you dont' feel i should
have the belt. I don't care if it's zombie or Varjay or little
varjay. Hell i don't care if it's ghost of the year. You come out
here & take the damn belt away from me. I'll be more than happy to
fight you for it.
Tony: We've got a fan over the guardrail!
He watches the camouflage enrupt in flames. He smiles. But from the
crowd comes a man with a read mask. He slides under the ropes.
Nailing Klumper in the back of the head with a sledgehammer. Klumper
works over klumpers body. He busts Klumpers head open. He grabs the
kerosene & sets the sledge hammer on fire. He nails klumper in the
groin several times. He tosses the sledgehammer down walking out of
the ring. The crowd boos him as he walks to the backstage area.
Mark: Is everyone insane here? Well?
Tony: Who was that?
Mark: Hell, I don't know.
Tony: We've got to go to the back folks.
Camera cuts to Husker du in Zombie's office.
Cathy & Husker du are bickering.
Cathy: Look i know your still mad at me for last week. But we have a
match tonight. & we better win or i'll hurt you badly.
Husker du: Look Cathy. I don't give a damn about you. Or Zombie or
chameleon or varjay. You want me to fight i'll fight. Let's get this
done & over with.
In the Tokyo Varjay's & Chameleon's locker room.
The gnomes are dancing all around. Little varjay is smoking a
cigarette. As Varjay trys to hook Chameleon up with brenda the big
breasted gnome & her twin sister cindy & gertrude.
Varjay: we gotta match.
Says Varjay grabbing chameleon by the shoulder.
Chameleon: I'll be seeing you later brenda.
He looks at her.
Brenda the gnome: Were just see about that.
Varjay: So, who are you tonight?
Chameleon: Well, I was thinking of someone with a lot of talent....
Varjay: You can't be me now. Hahaha!
Chameleon: I said someone with talent, not full of shit.
Tokyo Varjay and Chameleon walk out of the locker room laughing.
Little varjay walks out with Varjay. They walk down the hall & to
the ring.
Cathy walks out of the office with Zombie by her side. Husker du
follows reluctanly behind.
Commercial
Two kids are playing a video game. Looking very bored. One just
falls over on his side fast alseep.
Chameleon appears.
Chameleon: We've all played are fair share of crappy video games. We
have all played ones that are to hard. Or to easy. Or just to
stupid. That is until NZWA stepped up to the plate.
Chameleon takes out a catridge NZWA (blood,sweat,tears & screams )
hands it to the two youngs kids.
Chameleon: why don't you try this one young man. The kid takes out
the catridge that is in the machine & tosses it to the side. He puts
in the NZWA screen.
"NZWA"
in bold red letters flashes across the screen.
"welcome to the evoulution"
Pictures show. Britany spears covered in chocolate having it licked
off by christinia agularia. Ghost & Zombie shouting obsecneties.
Varjay opening up a strip bar club. Chameleon picking up on gnomes
at the club. Cathy torturing some young fan because he looked at her
funny. RnR Goldberg kicking ass. Dead Hardy in bed with lots & lots
woman. Mentski drinking beers"
The young boy pressed the screen.
Warning
Extreme sexual situations, violence & language.
Why? Just because we fucking can.
Created by
ghost of the year & Zombie
head booker
Varjay
game designed by
Zombie.
Another warnign comes across the room.
Probably not a good idea for your parents to see this game.
All the list of characters you can play go across the screen & the
situations. As narrated by chameleon.
Chameleon: Yes you can pick such advertures as Britany & Christinia
stick what where? Ghost advice on life. Varjays tip on taming
gnomes & chameleons how to pick up gnomes. There are many other
sitatutions. Oh oh."
The boys mom comes out.
Mom: what the.
She looks at screen to see Britany spears hacking her mom to death.
The mom falls to ground dead of a heart attack.
The boys & chameleon (puts his arms around the two boys) get up &
look at the mom.
Chameleon: See i told you parents should not be out here.
They all laugh. As they go back to the video game.
79.95
or get a 10% discount
& call chameleons hotline.
Mark: Wow, I need that.
Tony: Don't you think you need to get out a little more?
Mark: What do you mean? I'm in superb shape.
Tony: For a whale maybe.
Line up by aerowsmith plays over the speakers. Cathy in a black NZWA
shirt in red leather pants & boots walks out with her arm around
zombie's arm who is still dressed in the NZWA t-shirt. Husker du
walk slowly behind them as they walk down to the ring.
Mark: Finally someone with some talent.
The arena goes completely dark as the NZ Tron flashes a giant "V"
across the screen. The entrance ramp explodes and "Bullgod" by Kid
Rock begins to play. Out from the back appears Little V dressed in
black vinyl tights and an "Death From Below" t-shirt.
Tony: It's Little V!
Mark: Oh hell, not the gnomes again!
Little V raises his hands in the air and the music stops. The
lights begin to flash different colors and "Tokyo's theme" begins to
blast through the arena. Out from the back hundreds of gnomes
dressed in black and pink with glowing glasses descend on the ring.
Mark: Damn it! Damn it!
Tony: I need a vacation.
They dance around the ring as Little V stands up on the turnbuckle
pointing into the crowd. And Tokyo Varjay appears at the top of the
stands dancing with the music.
Tokyo Varjay!
Mark: The dancing fool! I hate anyone with gnomes and this guy is
insane.
Tony: So is everyone else here.
Mark: Another good point.
The crowd shouts "Go Go Go Go" with the music as Varjay makes his
way down to the ring. Women run up to him shoving money into his
tights. Varjay is grinning ear to ear and leaps over the guardrail
jumping on the announce table bumping and grinding.
Get off of here!
Varjay leaps into the ring and motions for the music to stop. He
then points to the entrance way as a familiar theme begins to play.
Tony: It can't be!
Mark: What?
"Crippler's Theme" begins to blast through the arena as Chameleon
appears dressed in Chris Benoit's tights and wearing a "Me, Myself,
and I" t-shirt.
Tony: Well, he said someone with talent!
"Crippler Chameleon" gets in the ring with the gnomes and Tokyo
Varjay. Varjay then motions for the music and his Techno begins to
play again and all of them dance in the center of the ring. Cathy
and Husker Du stand in the corner with scowls on their faces.
Mark: This is supposed to get ratings?
Tony: Oh don't look at me like that.
Mark: What's the boss doing?
Zombie is on the outside of the ring. But he looks at cathy who nods
her approval. Zombie walks to the backstage area. Where he sees
Terry Taylor eating a doughnut.
Zombie: Damn it Taylor get out of here.
Taylor: make me, you dead bastard.
Taylor & Zombie brawl in the back where it is broken up by officials
& ring technicians.
Mark: Taylor can't touch the boss!
Tony: Well, he's been given a job here doing something by Ghost.
Mark: He just did that to piss off the boss!
Tony: I know.
Tony laughs.
Back to the ringside area. Varjay & Husker Du start out in the ring.
They go to hook up. But husker du punches varjay in the throat. Then
kicks him in the knee. Then does a bulldog on him. Husker du body
slams varjay to the mat. & flips off chameleon who attempts to come
in. But the referee stops him. Cathy comes into the ring. Little
Varjay comes to the ring. Chameleon goes to the outside of the ring.
The referee yells at little varjay. Little varjay runs around the
ring like a chicken with its head cut off.
Mark: Get that damn thing out of the ring! Where is a fly swatter
when you need one?
Husker du laughs at the little guy. But big varjay does a German
Suplex on Husker du. Then another one & another one. He keeps
huskers shoulders pinned down to the mat.
Tony: Varjay with a pin!
"1-2."
Husker kicks out.
No, he couldn't keep him down.
Varjay does a reverese Russian leg sweep on husker. Going for the
pin.
"1-2"
Cathy makes the save.
Mark: Remember what Cathy told Husker, Tony. They had better win.
Varjay looks at Cathy. Cathy goes to the ropes going through the
second rope. Varjay picks up husker du & body-slams him. He then
whips him across the ring. Doing a elbow to the face. Varjay goes
over & tags in Chameleon. Chameleon jumps over the ropes. Doing a
few punches to the face of Husker du.
Tony: The "Crippler" is in!
He then whips husker du across the ring. Nailing him with a
clothesline. Then a spinebuster. He then DDts husker du. Going for
the pin.
"1-2."
Husker du kicks out.
Mark: No! You can't keep him down! He knows what'll happen to him.
Chameleon puts husker du on his shoulders & attempts to do a running
power-slam on him. But husker du pushes out. Kicking chameleon in
the butt. Then kicking out his legs from underneath him. Husker does
a knee drop to the throat of Chameleon. Husker goes over to Cathy &
tags her in.
Cathy & Husker whip chameleon across the ring. He grabs the rope
tagging in varjay. Cathy goes after varjay with a clothesline. But
he grabs her & does a belly to back suplex on her. Going for a pin.
"1-2"
Cathy kicks out.
Varjay puts cathy between his legs. But she does a backdrop on him.
She attempts to tag in Husker du. But he is arguing with Little V.
Varjay goes up & nails a german suplex on her. Drags her over to the
corner. Goes to the top rope. & does a shooting var press on Cathy.
Going for the cover.
Mark: No! Do something Husker!
The referee hits the mat.
"1-2-3." Counts the referee.
The crowd goes crazy.
Tony: Tokyo and the "Crippler" win!
Mark: I wouldn't want to be Husker right now.
Terry taylor comes from the backstage area applauding Varjay.
What the hell is Taylor doing?
Tony: Apparently he liked the match.
Mark: Shouldn't he be washing the toliets or something?
Tony: You know he's not the janitor!
Mark: If he's lucky he will be after Zombs is through with him.
Camera cuts to the back. Zombie is standing in the locker room with
the cat of nine tails. In his hand. He just stares into the camera
as Cathy rolls out of the ring.
Camera cuts to the ring. The ring technichians are bringing
Chain-saws to the ring. Covering the ring in it. They bring a ladder
to the ring.
Nightmare V. Zombie
chain-saw, weapons cage match & ladder match
Tony: Well, this one should be one hell of a match....
Mark: I'm not even sure if we should be this close to the ring,
Tony. I don't want to be assulted again.
Tony: Wimp
Jesus Built My Hot Rod by Ministry
Nightmare comes walking down to the ring.
Staring at the crowd he is carrying a sword in his hand. A little
kid gives him a thumbs up.
Little kid: your the man Nightmare.
Nightmare: Shut the fuck up kid.
Mark: Did you hear that? What the hell is wrong with this guy?
Tony: He's serious tonight, Mark. It's all about business with
Nightmare.
Nightmare goes to the ring. As he watches the cage lower down.
Nightmare takes the microphone away from dave penser.
Mark: He's got the stick.
Nightmare: I am usually calm cool & collected. But tonight. I am
going to live up to my name. For i am no longer ghost of the year. I
am nightmare. Zombie you are going to experiance that first hand.
Because we are going to fuck each other up. Bring your ass out here.
Mark: The boss is going to kill his ass
Tony: We'll see right after this.
Commerical
A young boy is sitting at the table eating a bowl of cereal. He is
just picking at it.
Young Boy: mom dont' we have anything else?
Mom: No son eat up.
All of a sudden the door in the kitche comes flying open & dead
hardy walks in. Dead hardy comes walking in. Slams a cereal box on
the table.
Dead Hardy: Listen up no more boring breakfest.
He sends the bowl & cereal box crashing off of the table. The mom
just stares at dead hardy. Dead hardy goes to the cabinet. Takes out
a bowl.
Dead hardy: try this.
He pours it into the bowl. Then pours the milk. The young kid eats
it.
Young boy: WOW this is really good it actually has taste
he looks evilly at his mom.
Dead Hardy; yeah bitch what's up with that.
He picks up the cereal box showing it to the mom. NZWA flakes a
bloody good breakfeast. Arms, legs, chain-saws, ears, NZWA
wrestlers & spokers person Britany spears. With each table spoon.
Dead hardy: yes fans if you send in 17 proof of purchase you will
get a free dead hardy action figure.
Dead hardy smiles at the camera. Looking at the boy.
Young boy: Look mom britany spears.
Mom: she's such a ncie young lady.
Dead Hardy; Shut the fuck up he's eating.
Dead hardy
Warning:
Cereal may cause crabbiness & reboulness. But don't blame NZWA for
that.
The young boy gets off of the table.
Young boy: I'm going out.
Dead hardy; coming soon to grocery store near you. NZWA flakes.
Back to Nitro
Mark: The Boss is in the house!
Metallica unforgiven plays over the speakers. Zombie walks out from
the backstage area with the cat of nine tails in his Cathy walks up
to him. He just stares at nightmare who is standing in the ring with
sword in hand. Zombie takes out a microphone.
Zombie: You know people say i'm to violent. I'm to nasty. Nightmare.
You will find out just how nasty i can be. As i rip into your flesh
& your screams will fill this arena.
Zombie walks up to a little boy in a Nightmare t-shirt.
Tony: I don't like this.
Zombie: don't you understand little boy. I am going to hurt your
hero badly. Then after i am done with him. I am going to come down &
rip that shirt from your body. Have fun.
Tony: I can't believe he said that to that kid.
Mark: Oh shut up, Tony. He's the boss.
Tony: Will you quit kissing his ass?
Zombie says laughing as he walks away from the kid. With cathy
behind him . Zombie looks straight at nightmare. He lifts up his
left hand. Pointing the black glove.
Zombie: remember?
(refering to when nightmare cut off his fingers & put him through a
burning table)
Tony: I can't believe he's even out here after that.
Mark: He's the original Grim Reaper, Tony. Nightmare's got hell to
pay.
Zombie runs to the ring through the steel cage door. Nightmare runs
over flying over ropes slamming Zombie into the steel cage. Then
slams his head on the apron of the ring. Zombie attempts to grab a
chain-saw. But Nightmare does a Russian leg sweep on to Zombie.
Nightmare slides into the ring grabbing his sword. Nightmare then
goes to the outside of the cage. Climbs up the side of cage Where he
looks at cathy. He winks at her. Then climbs up the 20 foot cage.
Tony: He's going up on top! It's already getting out of hand.
Zombie gets up. He grabs a chainsaw. Going to the outside of the
cage. Nightmare is on top. Walk by brewsbrothers plays over the
speakers. Zombie's heart beats faster as he looks at the entrance
way to see Brewsbrothers walking through the entrance way. & down
the walkway. Zombie of course immidiatly starts up the chain-saw.
Mark: What the hell are they doing out here?
Tony: I don't know, but it isn't to wish him good luck.
They just walk down the aisle. Zombie like a mad man goes swining at
them. They move out of the way. Grabbing Zombie & picking him. Then
slamming him into the side of cage. Which puts a huge dent in it.
They then toss him through the door. Lift Zombie up & toss him over
the ropes.
Mark: This isn't right! Get them out of here!
Tony: The Brewsbrothers are trying to make a name for themselves
tonight!
The brewsbrothers do a double choke slam on Zombie as well. Then a
double suplex. Nightmare swings at the net with his sword. Cutting
at the net. He starts slashing at the until all of sudden the
weapons come crashing down all over Nightmare. The cage gives out &
nightmare with the weapons come crashing down on the brewsbrothers.
Mark: DAMN THE TOP GAVE WAY! THIS IS INSANE!
Tony: NO! It's the NZWA!
Revelations & Eclipse come running down to the ring. Going through
the open cage door. Looking at brewsbrothers. Brewsbrothers walk
over to the ropes. Stepping over them. & start brawling with Rev &
Eclipse. Nightmare starts stirring. Under the weapons. Zombie jumps
to his feet. Gets nightmare from under the wepons.
Mark: Yeah! This is more like it!
Tony: This has turned into a damn mess!
Mark: I know! Ain't it cool as hell!
Nightmare & Zombie look at each other with hate in there eyes.
Mark: This is it, Tony!
Nightmare hands Zombie an ax. Cathy stands up handing Nightmare a
flame thrower & she picks up a gasoline container. Cathy takes the
cap off the gasoline can. Goes to the top rope & splashes Gasoline
all over the brewsbrothers. Which also goes over rev & eclipse.
Tony: What the hell?
Cathy: May i?
Tony: No! She's not gonna do it!
She lights the flame thrower for Nightmare.
Mark: She did it!
The brewsbrothers stand over the bleeding body's of rev & eclipse.
The run out of the cage. As nightmare shoots flames off. Nightmare
is laughing as the flames go.
This guy's crazy!
Tony: And he owns half the fed!
He turns around. Stares straight at Zombie & lets it go. Zombie's
bare chest catches on fire. But he hits the ground & roles on the
ground putting the flame out. He points the flame thrower at Cathy.
Cathy jumps over the top rope. Nightmare sets the ring ropes on
fire.
Mark: Run Cathy, Run!
Tony: The ring is on fire!
Mark: Where's Smokey the Bear when you need him?
Tony: Taylor's out!
Terry Taylor runs out with buckets of water splashing them all over
the brewsbrothers. Little V is by his side. As they splash the
gasoline from there body's. The brewsbrother go back to the cage.
Walking through the door. They slide under the doors. Grabbing
chain-saws. They jumps up on the arpon. Nightmare turns around with
the flame thrower in his hands.
Mark: This is carnage! Tenay's never getting his job back!
Tony: Oh shit!
Slams fist down on table.
Running from the back dead hardy comes. Nightmare dosen't see him as
he goes through the door runs around the ring. Slides under the
ropes without nightmare seeing him.. He stabs nightmare in the back
of the leg. The brewsbrother go forward. Brewsbrothers one grabs
Nightmare by the throat. Dead Hardy stabs him in the back a few
times. Brewbrothers one pins both of nightmares arms back..
Brewsbrothers two bends down putting the chain-saw directly into his
knee. He takes it out. Blood squirts all over
brewsbrothers.
Tony: Hardy and the Brewsbrothers are beating the crap out of
Nightmare!
Mark: Whoo hoo!
Dead hardy removes the flame thrower. Zombie runs back into the
ring. But is easily out powered by the brewsbrothers as they double
choke slam him. Brewsbrothers one walks over to Zombie pinning his
arms down to the mat. Brewsbrothers two with chain-saw in hand walks
over to Zombie. Putting the chain-saw down on to Zombie's left hand.
Cutting it off. Blood pours all over the mat. The brewsbrother cover
Zombie & Nightmare. The referee out of fear. Hits the mat.
What the hell are they doing?
Tony: Call the paramedics! Call the paramedics!
"1-2-3."
Counts the referee.
As terry taylor hits the ring. The brewsbrothers & dead hardy
celebrate in the ring. Over the speakers. American Bad ass plays.
Everybody turns to see what's happening.
Both Tony and Mark: THE MASKED MAN!
A huge pop. Is heard over the arena as the masked man walks out from
the backstage area with nail gun in hand. He walks down to the ring.
As the cage raises above. The Brewsbrothers jumps over the ropes &
run down the aisles. They go for a double clothesline. Masked man
dunks.
Tony: He's returned!
Mark: But to help who?
Then shoots nails into both of the legs of the brewsbrothers. They
cringe in pain. As the masked man walks down to the ring sliding
under the ropes. Masked man looks at dead hardy. Terry taylor & Dead
hardy run out of the ring.
Mark: What the hell is Taylor trying to pull? Thank god for the
Masked Man!
Masked man bends down at the side of his protege & friend Zombie.
Cathy is holding him in her arms. The paramedics come down to the
ring. Cathy has ripped off some of her shirt & stuffed it on to his.
Bloody stump.
Tony: Shut up, Mark.
Mark: I wasn't gonna say anything. The Boss is hurt! Come on,
Tony.
They put Zombie who fights it on to the gurny. They then put
nightmare on the other gurny. Masked man & cathy help bring Zombie
to the ambulance. As well as nightmare.
I wonder if they're gonna share a room?
Tony: Oh hell, I hope not.
The camera switches to the backstage area.
Terry taylor is with Dead Hardy.
Terry taylor: I don't know who your opponent is.
Dead Hardy: I can't belive this. That damn masked man comes back & i
have some damn mystery opponent. Dead hardy paces around the
backstage area.
Terry taylor; Screw it.
Hardy: sigh
they go walking to the entranceway.
Camera cuts to Scott Hudson walking up to Mentski, who is dressed in
street clothes and leaving the arena.
Scott Hudson: Mentski! Wait up!
Mentski: What the bloody hell do you want?
Scott: Can we have a few words? People wanna know how long you
intend to keep that belt that you stole from RnR.
Mentski: Stole? What the hell is it to him anyway?
Scott: Well, he's the US champion that's what.
Mentski: What does it say right there on the belt? Right there you
useless dick!
Scott: It says UK, but..
Mentski: But nothing! This is my belt and I'm the UK champion of
the NZWA. And there isn't anything you, that bitch Matango, his cunt
valet, or that bastard RnR can do about it!
Voice off camera: That right?
Mentski: what?
BAM!
RnR StoneCold nails Mentski with a steel chair knocking him to the
floor. He then picks him up and throws him out the back exit door
and into the parking lot.
Scott: I'm gonna try to follow th...
Mentski throws a brick at RnR, but he ducks and it nails Scott
Hudson in the head knocking him unconscious.
RnR nails Mentski with a kick and then throws him up against the
building.
RnR StoneCold: Your "arse" is mine now, bitch! Wha?
BAAAAAM!
A Corvette peels into the parking lot nailing RnR throwing him up
and over the car. Matango steps out of the passenger side and Kalee
steps out of the driver side.
Matango: Think you're getting away that easy?
Mentski picks up his gym bag and the title belt and runs away
getting into a taxi cab. The taxi spins it's tires leaving the
parking lot.
Kalee: Hey, the German guy got away!
Mantango: He's not German, damn i...arrrrrrrg!
RnR grabs Matango from behind and throws him into several garbage
cans off to the side. Several security guards arrive and begin
pulling them apart.
Cut back to the ring.
Mark: All hell is breaking loose. Did he hit him with a car?
Tony: Yes and I don't know what the hell is going on anymore.
The camera pans out into the crowd showing several drunk fans and
women flashing. After freezing on the women for several minutes, it
pans over to a familiar face sitting at ringside.
Mark: Hey! Is that?
Tony: It is! It's Insane Malk!
Mark: What is he doing here?
Tony: I don't know. I guess to watch the NZWA World title match
about to take place.
Mark: And we still don't know who Hardy's opponent is.
Tony: Well, we're about to find out.
"Ego Trip" by De La Soul plays over the speakers. Hardy with the
belt securely around his waist goes walking out with Terry taylor by
his side. They go walking down to the ringside very slowly & cooly.
Dead hardy stares evily at the crowd. Terry taylor walks over the
crowd. Grabbing a sign.
' hey mcmahon WTF were you thinking. The roster. Terry Taylor is
God.' Terry taylor looks into the camera.
Terry taylor: you see russo, everyone sees it but you.
Cuts to commercial
A little boy is playing with attitude talking WWF toys. He is trying
to keep his eyes open as he plays with them. Giving great sighs. All
off a sudden gnomes appear all over the place. The little kids gets
scared. As he sees all the little gnomes running around the kitchen.
Varjay appears with his arms full of NZWA toys. He sets them down on
the table.
Varjay; You see young man. You shouldn't play with these toys but.
NZWA toys.
He hands him, Dead hardy, nightmare, Zombie w/cathy, RnR triple HHH,
matango w/kalee, Varjay W/ little varjay & chameleon w/ big breasted
gnomes.
Varjay: See these toys aren't scared to say what's on there mind.
He presses the button for Zombie.
' Russo sucks, TAYLOR!!!!!!!!, fuck cencorship, you want a raise,
are you willing to wrestle nude in glass, how many body parts are
you wlling to lose.
Varjay & also don't forget.
Nightmare
so you come here often, wanna go up to my place & fuck, Who's your
daddy.
Varjay: i'm sure your parents won't like you to have them. But i say
who cares. Get there credit cards. Or money they are very cheap. All
you half to do is call dweedle the gnome. He will hook you with the
toys.
Warning:
toys wil cause your child to swear, say disturbing things
order now & gets varjay's free book on what gnomes are about.
1-800-NZWA actionfigures
Back to Nitro
Dead hardy is awaiting in the ring.
"Bullgod" by Kid rock plays over the speakers. Dead hardy smiles as
he see little V walking down the aisle. Terry taylor starts
laughing. Dead hardy takes off his world belt handing it to Terry
Taylor. He adjusts his bandanna awaiting Little v. Dead Hardy gets
on his knees. As little v comes to the ring. Little V jumps on the
apron. Going through the third rope.
Mark: HAHAHA! What the hell is that runt doing here? Is that
Varjay's tough opponent? HAHAHA!
Dead hardy moves towards, Little v. He starts swinging at him.
Little V runs around the ring. Dead Hardy jumps up & chases him
around doing a leg sweep on him. Dead hardy puts little v between
his legs. & goes for a power-bomb. But enter sandman by metallica
plays. Dead hardy heres the music blaring over the speakers.
Tony: I know that music! I remember!
Mark: What? Who?
He turns around awaiting to see who comes out. He awaits. A huge
explosion of fireworks happens. The crowd is shocked as they see
clingman walking out from the backstage area. Dead Hardy mouth drops
wide open.
Tony: CLINGMAN IS BACK! CLINGMAN IS BACK!
Dead Hardy: What the hell.
Terry taylor: i thought he was done with the feds. I thought he
quit.
Dead hardy grabs terry taylor.
Dead Hardy: I dont' give a shit. This son of bitch is going down. He
will leaves these feds. He is not welcome here.
Clingman has a microphone in hand.
Clingman: I've heard all kinds of things around here about Dead
Hardy. I"ve heard how tough you are. How bad you are. How your this
& that. How are NZWAs poster child.
Clingman turns around to see his woman Kaz standing behind him. She
walks up to his side.
Clingman: that's all well & good. But let me tell you something dead
hardy. I don't care how tough you are. How bad you are. Yes i even
know about how you took out your grandma. But i don't care. I could
walk into hell itself with the beatufiul sexy woman i have by my
side. Hardy my friend. Prepare for a ass kicking. For i am Clingman.
NZWA's bad boy. NZWA's first couple Cling & kaz. Isn't that right
honey?
Kaz takes the microphone.
Kaz; I know how you work. I am here to make sure everything is on
the straight & narrow. MR. Hardy I have no problem kicking your ass.
But my man is going to take you on. You just better not piss him or
me off. Right honey?
Clingman: Oh hell yeah. Dead Hardy, you should of never got out of
bed this morning. Because i am going to make you pay. This has been
a clingless fed. Now the cling is back better than ever.
Terry taylor has a microphone.
Taylor: Clingman my boy. You do realize this is a non title match.
So it looks like your getting your ass kicked for nothing.
Tony: What? Non-title match! He can't do that!
Mark: Don't look at me, Tony. I'm totally screwed!
Dead Hardy: I'm tired of this. Just come down so i can kick your ass
clingman.
Dead hardy tosses the microphone out of the ring. Smiling at
Clingman. Blowing a kiss to kaz.
Tony: Well, what a suprise! Cling is back and taking on the World
champion.
Mark: That's why Kaz was here, but why did she help Revelations?
Clingman takes his michigan baseball shirt off. Staring straight at
Dead hardy not taking his eyes off of him. Clingman runs towards the
ring & slides under the ropes. Dead hardy runs over & starts kicking
the head of clingman. Dead hardy goes to his knees & starts
hammering Clingmans head into the mat. He picks clingman up &
clotheslines him out of the ring. He crashes to the mat. Kaz helps
him up. Dead hardy goes to the rope. Awaiting for Clingman to get to
his feet.
Hardy: Maybe she'll want to see what a real man is like!
He smiles at clingman as he jumps off of the top turn-buckle. Doing
a cannonball on to Clingman which sends him crashing to the walkway.
Dead hardy puts clingman between his legs. Then lifts him up on to
his shoulders. Kaz goes running over to Dead hardy. He turns around
keeping Clingman on his shoulders he smiles at her. Then turns
around again doing a running power-bomb on him.
Kaz: Get up, Clingy! Get him!
Dead hardy smiles at Kaz. Dragging Cling to the ring Tossing him up
on to the apron. Pushing him under the bottom rope. Dead Hardy
smiles at kaz. Going to the ropes. He goes through the second rope.
Walking over to Kaz.
Hardy: How about it, babe? Wanna taste of ole Hardy Time?
Kaz spears him into the side of the ring. Then pushes his body into
the ring. Dead hardy get off of the ground. dead hardy gets off of
the ground walking over to the ropes. He goes to the top rope. Cling
gets up. Slowly runs over to the ropes hits the turnbuckle. Dead
hardy goes crashing down on it.
Tony: Cling is on his feet and the champ is in the corner!
Mark: I can't believe this!
Cling goes to the top rope. & does a superplex on Dead hardy. Cling
then goes back to the top rope. & does a splash on to Dead hardy.
Going for the pin.
"1-2"
Hardy kicks out
Tony: He almost pinned the champ!
Mark: Almost isn't enough, Tony!
Cling picks up Dead hardy & Body-slams him. Going for the cover.
"1-2"
Hardy kicks out.
Tony: Again a near fall!
Grabbing clingman by the head. Dead hardy does a bulldog on Cling.
Dead hardy goes to the top rope jumps but cling catches him &
power-slams him. Cling tosses Hardy out of the ring.Brings him over
to the walkway. Then does a sit down power-bomb on him. Dead hardy's
head bounces off of the walkway. Clingman lifts dead hardy up & does
another power-bomb on him. Then drags him to the ring.
Mark: Clingman's killing the champ!
Tony: I never thought he would return and he's still got it!
Clingman whips him across the ring. Hits dead hardy with a shoulder
block. Goes to the top turnbuckle. & does a gullotine leg drop on to
Dead hardy. Cling goes for the cover.
"1-2."
Mark: What does it take to pin this guy?
Tony: Another near fall! What the hell?
Walk by pantera plays over the speakers. The camera looks down to
see the brewsbrothers walking down the ring. Cling loooks up to the
see the muscle bound brothers walking to the ring. Looking straight
at him,. Smiling. Kaz goes to the other side of the ring. As
clingman is looking on. Hardy does a roll up on cling.
He's got the tights! He's got the tights!
Mark: The Brewsbrothers are back!
"1-2-3."
Mark: The champ wins!
Tony: With a handful of tights! Damn him!
Mark: Winning is all that matters, Tony.
The brewsbrothers walk to the ring. Jump on the apron. Go through
the second rope. Cling backs up but dead hardy pushes them towards
the brothers. They grab him by the throat. Lift him up. & walk over
to the ropes tossing him out of the ring. They go to the outside of
the ring. Grab him by the throat & choke slam him through the table.
Brewsbrothers one power bombs kaz.
Tony: What the hell is going down here? Taylor is behind all of
this?
Mark: Taylor's making a play for the office! I love it!
Tony: Well, I don't! That's all for tonight folks, see you next
Nitro!
Terry Taylor & Dead hardy shake hands as the crowd thows trash into
the ring and the camera fades to black.
NZWA Nitro 2000