LIVE from the NZWA Arena Parts Unknown
Announcers: Tony Schiavone and Mike Tenay
(Camera opens up on the NightmareZombie tron. It counts down and the crowd counts with it.)
Crowd:5...4...3...2...1...
(Fireworks go off and the NightmareZombietron hits the opening for the show, crowd goes wild. Camera cuts and pans on and around the crowd and then backstage.)
(Nightmare and Zombie walk to the area beside the curtain atthe entrance to the ramp. Nightmare takes a deep breath.)
ZOMBIE: Ready to kick some ass my little bitch.
NIGHTMARE: Shut the fuck up. Just make sure you don't run away.
ZOMBIE: I'm not going to have to hold your hand am I?
NIGHTMARE: Very funny. Would you like me to hand your ass to you?
ZOMBIE: Like you could. It's time.
NIGHTMARE: Let's rock.
(Zombie & Nightmare. Walk through the curtain down the aisle listening to the fans chanting NZWA. Zombie walks over to the crowd grabbing a sign being held by a young man. Zombie takes the sign.Holding it up to the camera. 'APWCWF & NZWA are #1 in fantasy feds.')
ZOMBIE: Damn straight.
(They walk slowly down to the ring. walking up the steps. When all of sudden Zombie turns to see a little old lady sitting in the front row. With a white shirt on with dead by dawn picture. It says 'this is my grandson ain't he cute.' Zombie walks over to her. anding out his hand.)
ZOMBIE: Ma'am would you like to be a part of the first ever NZWA
show? Tell you what, we can even call your grandson out
here & you can embarrass him?
(The grandma looks into Zombies one good eye taking his hand & he helps over the guard-rail. They then walk to the room. Where Nightmare holds open the ropes for Dead by dawn's grandma.)
ZOMBIE: Dead by dawn, get your ass out here!
(Within a few moments dead by dawn walks through the curtain. Walking down to the ring. Nightmare looks at dead by dawn dressed all in black. He looks at Zombie.)
ZOMBIE: So what does it feel like to have your grandson in the main
event of NZWA.
GRANDMA: I've been to all his matches even the ones before he was in
APWCWF, I am so proud of him.
DEAD BY DAWN: You can call me Dead Hardy.
GRANDMA: You were so mean. But I like seeing my grandson kicking ass.
(Dead Hardy gives grandma hardy a kiss on the cheek.)
ZOMBIE: Tonight will be your night. Dead hardy.
(Dead hardy looks into Zombies eyes.)
DEAD HARDY: oh yes. I will rule the match.
NIGHTMARE: Forget about someone?
ZOMBIE: I didn't forget. It's just that dead hardy will kick your ass as well
as the others shits in the championship match.
(The crowd goes silent)
NIGHTMARE: What the fuck did you say bitch? <
ZOMBIE: You are a piece of shit. Do I need to say it any louder? You always
were. You are nothing compared to me. You were always a pussy. Even when I
was training you. You never had the balls to do anything. I have absolutely
no confidence in you to when that match. Because shit cant' wrestle nor will
it hold the title. Why don't you get the hell out of my ring. Before I let
dead hardy loose on you?
(The crowd starts booing at the top of their lungs)
SCHIAVONE: This situation is deteriorating quickly fans. The two owners of this
fed are at odds! Nightmare approaches Zombie now and Dead Hardy nails him in
the head with a drop-kick which wobbles Nightmare. Zombie spears nightmare to
the ground!
TENAY: Zombie double arm DDT's nightmare. Dead hardy runs over to the corner and
a senton bomb on nightmare. Zombie hits another double arm DDT on Nightmare. Dead
hardy then hits a diamond cutter. He then does it 4 more times. How the hell is
Nightmare still moving even!
CROWD: Zombie sucks! Zombie sucks!
SCHIAVONE: Granndma Hardy picks up the microphone? What could she have on her mind?
Dead's going for tables! He's setting up two of them!
TENAY: What's that smell? It's kerosense!
SCHIAVONE: They're gonna light someone on fire!
GRANDMA HARDY: What's going on?
ZOMBIE: You never had any faith in him. Did you old mother fucking hag. I believe
in you dead hardy. I have faith in you. I believe you can do it. No one else does
but I do. She is a sack of shit.
SCHIAVONE: Zombie nails her in the head with the microphone! Which sends her crashing
to the mat. What the hell are they doing now? Zombie is sleeving her arm with a steel
chair! And there goes Dead with a dropkick on it and another and another!
TENAY: They just broke her arm!
DEAD HARDY: When your in the hospital remember that. Remember the pain that you
caused me. Because were not even close to being done with you.
SCHIAVONE: She is rolling around the ring in pain and now they are sleeving her leg
and Dead stomps it too.
TENAY: I heard it snap. Zombie is laying some more kicks into Nightmare now.
DEAD HARDY: How does that feel bitch. That's how my heart felt when you had no
confidence in me. You fucking bitch.
SCHIAVONE: And now Zombie picks her up as Dead goes up to the top rope. I can see where
this is going!
TENAY: They can't do it! Power bomb! Grandma hardy goes through the burning table!
SCHIAVONE: Dead Hardy just put his own Grandmother through a double stack of burning
tables!
TENAY: Now they are shaking hands and smiling as the medics are coming down to assist her!
SCHIAVONE: They are just walking to the back and the crowd is literally peppering them
with trash as they should. Nightmare is coming around now and he's helping the EMT's
lift Grandma Hardy onto
the table. Now he's grabbing a mic.
NIGHTMARE: Zombie! Don't you think for one god damned second that this is anywhere close
to being done. It'll be done when I plant your ass six feet under and you are pushing
up daisy's traitor! Tonight, you will bleed.
CROWD: Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare!
TENAY: I can't believe what I have just seen.
SCHIAVONE: Neither can I. In all of my years in the business, I have never seen
anything that bad.
TENAY: I don't know what to say.
SCHIAVONE: Well fans, welcome to the first ever NZWA Nitro and if the rest of the show
is anything like the intro we are in for one hell of a ride. Tonight we have several
titles and we will have champions. But first, our opening match!
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NZWA Trollweight Title
MEAT POPSICLE vs EXTREME1
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(Al Snow's theme modified)
"What does everybody want? MEAT!!!!"
(Meat Popsicle rides bicycle through the curtains and down to the ring. He stops at the ringisde announce table.)
MEAT: My mommy said I could be here, but I have to be home by nine.
TENAY: His mommy?
Meat: Hey I may be a momma's boy, but I could slap you around Tenay!
SCHIAVONE: And you though Jeff Jarrett was bad....
TENAY: I'll take that bicycle and shove it up his....
(RADIOHEAD-"Creep")
(Extreme1 runs down to ringside and clotheslines Meat off his bike.)
Ding....ding....ding!
TENAY: Extreme1 wasting no time taking the offense to Meat.
SCHIAVONE: Extreme1 has Meat down on the ground and is just pummeling him!
MEAT: Mommy!
EXTREME 1: Shut up before I beat you harder Momma's boy!
SCHIAVONE: Meat looks angry now. He's getting up and he kicks Extreme1 right in the nuts.
TENAY: Viscious DDT by Meat. Extreme1 might be out.
Schiavone: Extreme1 is getting up. Meat is climbing the turnbuckles. HEY! THAT'S MY
WATER BOTTLE DAMNIT!
TENAY: Meat springs off the top rope and Extreme1 nails him in the stomach with the
water bottle?
SCHIAVONE: Meat is down and it looks like he's hurt!
TENAY: That water bottle shot was as soft as it gets!
SCHIAVONE: Apparently not! Extreme1 takes a big foam hand from the crowd and is
pummeling Meat!
Meat: MOMMY!!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
EXTREME 1: How pathetic.
MEAT: What did you just say to me?
SCHIAVONE: Meat gets up and kicks Extreme1 right in the nuts!
TENAY: He likes to call that the Testicle Driver!
SCHIAVONE: I just call it painful! Meat is dragging Extreme1 in the ring now. He has
him in the middle of the ring and gives him a series of kicks and punches!
TENAY: They are having no effect on Extreme1 at all!
EXTREME 1: Playtime is over little boy!
SCHIAVONE: A few stiff chops to the chest! Meat is crying?
MEAT:WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
EXTREME 1: Good lord are you really that much of a pussy?
MEAT: Those chops hurt!
TENAY: I don't know what to make of this at all.
SCHIAVONE: Neither do I, but the match continues. Extreme1 goes for a spinning heel
kick, but misses it. Meat tries a clothesline, but it has no effect at all!
TENAY: Meat's in trouble here. Extreme1 is laying in the punches on Meat and Meat is
down!
SCHIAVONE: Extreme1 picks up Meat and a SPINNING POWERBOMB! A cover and......
1...2...3!
Ding....ding.....ding.
(RADIOHEAD-"Creep")
SCHIAVONE: Extreme1 is your NZWA Trollweight Champion! Meat is crying again!
EXTREME 1: Did you really think a little momma's boy like you could beat me?
SCHIAVONE: Extreme1 is celebrating and playing to the crowd and Meat looks pissed!
He's sliding out of the ring and what is he doing?
TENAY: He's going for tables!
SCHIAVONE: Yep. He has a table set up and he has the timekeeper's bell! Extreme 1
isn't even paying attention!
TENAY: Meat is walking right up behind Extreme1 and he CLOCKS HIM WITH THE BELL!
MEAT: Bastard! Did you think it was gonna be that easy?
SCHIAVONE: Extreme1 is up and he's shaking it off and that isn't a good thing for Meat!
Extreme1 takes the bell away from Meat and he decks him with it!
EXTREME 1: Time to teach you a lesson.
TENAY: Extreme1 is dragging him out of the ring and he lays him on the table. Extreme
climbs the ropes and.... SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!!
SCHIAVONE: Meat is hurt! Guess the EMT's are gonna be working overtime tonight!
EXTREME 1: I got better things to do than waste my time on a loser like that. Time to
ditch this dump. Nice little trophy for the mantle though. I am still not a troll though!
SCHIAVONE: Well here come the EMT's again and they are attending to Meat. This reminder fans,
you can pick up merchandise for your favorite NZWA superstars at any event or by calling
1-800-NZWA-FED.
(Matango's theme)
(Crowd cheers loudly)
SCHIAVONE: What the hell? I don't have him scheduled.
MATANGO: You are looking at the next NZWA World Heavyweight Champion! I have the looks!
I have the skills! I have something that no one else in this fed has!
SCHIAVONE: What the hell is he talking about?
(RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE-"Killing in the Name Of")
(Kalee makes her way through the curtain and onto the stage.)
SCHIAVONE: Would you look at that! Who is the blonde!
TENAY: Down boy, I don't want another Lawler on my hands!
MATANGO: She looks good, but she can also kick ass!
KALEE: And any of those naughty boys who tries to get out of line will find out just
what I can do!
TENAY: And she can back it up too! I have seen her take down men three times her size!
SCHIAVONE: She can take me down anytime!
TENAY: Heel boy, heel!
MATANGO: I have no doubt that with her as my insurance policy that I will be the next
NZWA champion!
(Matango and Kalee walk backstage)
SCHIAVONE: Well that certainly was....errr.....ummm.....interesting!
TENAY: Would you like to take a cold shower?
SCHIAVONE: Ahem...Moving on.
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SUPERFLY vs VARJAY
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(RICK JAMES-"Superfreak")
SCHIAVONE: And here comes Superfly! He is one funky looking mother!
TENAY: Those leopard skin pants are just bad. He does have moves though and is a promising
star. He has a high flying lucha type style.
(Varjay's music)
SCHIAVONE: And here comes Varjay! An accomplished fighter whose career has led him here.
TENAY: Varjay is a tough opponent. He brings a lot of martial arts skills with him.
SCHIAVONE: It is shaping up to be an interesting match.
TENAY: Varjay walks to the ring slowly in his black robe with that hood pulled down over
his face. He looks evil.
SCHIAVONE: Varjay is in the ring and Superfly isn't wasting any time. Kicks and punches
now and he springs off of the ropes and tries a cross body block, but Varjay catches
him and drops him down over his knee in a backbreaker.
TENAY: Varjay loses the robes and he drops a knee across Superfly's forehead.
SCHIAVONE: Superfly gets up though. He won't go down so easy. He tries a standing drop
kick and it knocks Varjay off balance. He goes for a hurrikanrana and he hits it!
Varjay is down!
TENAY: Not for long though. Varjay is back up and laying in the kicks now and you can
see Superfly wincing in pain!
SCHIAVONE: He is just too strong for him. Superfly is down now and Varjay is going in to
end it. Not so fast though! Superfly with some kicks of his own but into Varjay's knee!
And now he plants him with
a swinging neckbreaker.
TENAY: He's going for the ropes now! He could be going for his finisher the frog splash!
SCHIAVONE: He is up on the ropes and he goes for it but Varjay pulls his knees up!
Superfly is on the ground! Varjay is up and he goes for an ankle lock submission!
Superfly makes it to the ropes though!
TENAY: Superfly isn't going that easy. Smart move on his part.
TENAY: Varjay is gonna try and end this now. Palm thrust into Superfly's stomach and chest.
He picks Superfly up and does a belly to belly suplex. Cover? No. He picks him up again
and is going for a pedigree and he nails it! Cover this time? Yes.
1....2....3!
Ding.....ding.....ding.
SCHIAVONE: Varjay is your winner!
TENAY: Superfly was just too overmatched this time.
SCHIAVONE: And now Varjay is motioning to the back for someone.... Here comes Revelations!
TENAY: He has a burning baseball bat in his hand!
VARJAY: Time to teach Superfly a lesson.
CROWD: Asshole....asshole....asshole!
REVELATIONS: Here you go.
SCHIAVONE: Rev just tossed that burning bat to Varjay and he is working Superfly over and Superfly is writhing in pain!
TENAY: Baseball bat shots would be bad enough, but the bat is on fire.
SCHIAVONE: Varjay has that bat around Superfly's throat and he delivers a neckbreaker! That looked really serious folks.
VARJAY: Didn't think I was worthy enough for a title shot? Didn't think Rev was even worthy enough to put on this card?
REVELATIONS: We'll show you why you should wake up and pay attention to us and if we have to we'll burn every last one
of you!
VARJAY: Then we will piss on your smouldering ashes. Now hit our music.
(Varjay and Revelations walk back to the back as Superfly drags himself up off the mat and crawls out of the ring. A medic comesdown to ringside and helps him backstage.)
SCHIAVONE: Well if they were trying to make a statement I think they got the job done.
TENAY: No doubt that Nightmare and Zombie will have to take notice now if they can concentrate on something other than
killing each other first!
SCHIAVONE: Well fans we were supposed to have a match between Revelations and Eclipse next, but the match has been
rescheduled for the next NZWA event, Bloodletting. Up next, the NZWA Tag Title match!
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NZWA World Tag Team Championship match
FETT/MONTYROB vs DDEGENERATE WARRIORS
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(The arena goes dark as "The Battle" by OVERKILL starts to play over the loudspeakers. At the top of the entrance ramp a large man appears. Standing over seven feet tall, he has short brown hair and is wearing black pants with flames down the side. A tattoo of an oriental sea serpent over a rising sun is on his left shoulder.)
TENAY: It's Montyrob!
(Montyrob walks down the aisle and climbs up into the ring. He pumps one fist into the air and points to a sign in the crowd that reads "Montyrob is the DA' MAN!")
SCHIAVONE: Tonight the big man has a chance to become one half of the NZWA World tag champions.
TENAY: Yes, Tony, but to do that he's got to coexist with this man.
("Wherever I May Roam" by METALLICA begins to blast all over the NZWA Arena. Fett steps through the curtain and onto the ramp. He raises his arm into the air and brings them down to his sides as fireworks suddenly go off all around him.)SCHIAVONE: Fett is in the building and he means business!
(Fett runs down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He turns around and walks up to Montyrob.)
SCHIAVONE: Seems like there is a little uneasiness between Fett and Montyrob.
(After a brief staring contest, Montyrob extends a hand to Fett. Fett looks at Montyrob for a moment more and then shakes his hand.)
MONTYROB: Keep your head on straight and don't drop the ball.
FETT: Me? You just try not to cost us the match. I expect to walk out of here tonight with a belt.
MONTYROB: Like I said.don't drop the ball.
(Suddenly, everything goes completely dark as the ring lights begin to flash and The Warrior's theme blasts across the arena. A man wearing jeans and a black T-shirt comes out of the entranceway. He looks back toward the curtain as if waiting for someone.)
TENAY: It's Mentski, but where is The Warrior?
SCHIAVONE: I don't know.hey, Look!
(The Warrior comes from out of the crowd and jumps into the ring. He then hits both Montyrob and Fett from behind with a clothesline.)
SCHIAVONE: The Warrior is here and he's cleaning house!
TENAY: Mentski is in and just nailed Fett with a dropkick that sent him crashing to the arena floor!
SCHIAVONE: Mentski is going out after him!
(Warrior grabs Montyrob and throws him into the ropes. Montyrob ;ducks a clothesline and nails the Warrior with a Flying Shoulderblock.)
SCHIAVONE: Fett with a low blow on Mentski! Watch out, Mike!
(Fett rams Mentski head first in to the announcers booth. He then throws Mentski towards the guardrail.)
TENAY: A reverse by Mentski!
SCHIAVONE: He Hiptossed him into the crowd!
(Fett goes over the guardrail and crashing into several chairs and people screaming. Mentski jumps over the guardrail and is met with a chair thrown by Fett.)
SCHIAVONE: MY GOD WHAT A POWERBOMB!
TENAY: Montyrob just powerbombed Warrior out of his boots! He's going for the pin!
(Referee Johnny Tingle hits the mat to count....)
One...two....
SCHIAVONE: Warrior kicks out!
TENAY: How did he kick out of that?
SCHIAVONE: Where the hell is Fett taking Mentski?
(Fett drags Mentski through the crowd and towards the back of the arena.)
TENAY: They're headed towards the concession stand.
SCHIAVONE: Fett just through him into the concession stand!
(Mentski goes crashing into the boxes and chairs surrounding the stand. Fett goes to pick him up and gets nailed by Mentski.)
SCHIAVONE: He hit him with a giant spoon!
TENAY: This is turning into complete mayhem!
SCHIAVONE: No, Mayhem sucked! This is insane!
(Montyrob picks the Warrior up off the mat. He motions to the crowd and drives Warrior down into the mat.)
TENAY: Montyrob is going up to the top rope!
SCHIAVONE: No! The Warrior is up! Low blow by the Warrior!
TENAY: He's gonna try to Superplex the big man! Can he do it?
(Warrior grabs Montyrob on top of the turnbuckle and picks him up and falls back slamming both Montyrob and himself into the mat.)
SCHIAVONE: HE DID IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
TENAY: They're both down, Tony.
BAM!
SCHIAVONE: What a chair shot by Mentski! I think he knocked Fett out.
(While Mentski walks over to the last standing table, a kid with a Hulk Hogan T-shirt on jumps in front of the camera.) KID: HULK RULES! HULK RULES!
(Mentski takes the kid by the back of the neck and throws him head first through the wall.)
Mentski: Fucking dumbass!
TENAY: He just threw a fan through the wall!
SCHIAVONE: And you know folks, that's why you shouldn't get to close to the action.
TENAY: And he was wearing a Hogan T-shirt.
SCHIAVONE: Hey! Shhhh...you trying to get us fired?
(Mentski picks up a tub of nacho cheese. Fett comes up from behind him and shoves his face down into the cheese.)
SCHIAVONE: Right in the cheese!
TENAY: I guess Fett thought Mentski was a little hungry. What is he doing?
SCHIAVONE: Fett's gonna piledrive him through the table!
CRASH!
SCHIAVONE: HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!
TENAY: That's it! He can't get up from that!
(Fett gives Mentski the finger and runs back to the ring.)
TENAY: Warrior is up! CLOTHESLINE!
SCHIAVONE: He clotheslined Montyrob down again! He might be going for the Press!
TENAY: Fett's in!
(Warrior grabs Fett and DDT's him into the mat. Montyrob kicks Warrior from behind and gives him a DDT of his own.)
SCHIAVONE: He can't fight both of them!
TENAY: Mentski's back! How did he get up from that Piledriver?
(Mentski climbs over the guardrail, picks up a chair, and throws it into the ring.)
SCHIAVONE: It hit Montyrob in the head!
TENAY: He was going for the Piledriver, but Mentski hit him in the head with the chair!
(Warrior gets to his feet and kicks Fett into the ropes. He then picks up the chair and swings it at Fett. Fett ducks and the chair goes crashing into Mentski who has just climbed up onto the ring apron.)
TENAY: He hit his own partner! He just hit Mentski with the chair!
(Warrior drops the chair and runs over to the apron. Mentski is sitting there holding his head.)
WARRIOR: You ok, buddy? You ok?
(Fett rolls Warrior up in a pin from behind. The ref goes to count...)
One...two...
(Mentski grabs Fett...)
SCHIAVONE: EVENFLOW DDT!
(Mentski then grabs the chair and nails Montyrob with it sending him through the ropes and down to the floor.)
TENAY: Mentski saved the match!
SCHIAVONE: Somebody's got to cover! Cover the man!
BAM!!!
TENAY: WHAT THE HELL?
SCHIAVONE: Mentski just....he just hit the Warrior! I can't believe it!
(Mentski picks up Warrior and Piledrives him on top of the chair. He then pushes the ref out of the way and stands over the Warrior.)
MENTSKI: I'm tired of carrying your ass and I'm tired saving your ass!
(He then spits on the Warrior and climbs down out of the ring.)
SCHIAVONE: I can't believe it! He...he's leaving!
TENAY: It was a mistake! Warrior didn't mean to hit him!
(Fett slowly crawls over to the Warrior and lays his arm over his chest.)
One...two...three!
SCHIAVONE: Fett pined him! Montyrob and Fett win! We have new World tag
team champions!
TENAY: I still can't believe it, Tony.
(Montyrob pulls Fett out of the ring and props him up. The ref gives them the NZWA World Tag Team title belts.)
MONTYROB: YEAH! (throwing his arms into the air)
(Fett falls to the ground.)
TENAY: Fett doesn't even know they've won.
(Screen cuts to a picture of Mean Gene standing in the back. Mentski walks by him.) <
MG: Mentski! Mentski, I wanna have a word with you.
MENTSKI: What the hell do you want?
MG: What have you done? You guys had the match won and you hit your own
partner with a chair.
MENTSKI: Mean Gene, you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground! I've
been carrying that loser all over the country. Hell, all over the world!
I've made him a champion and saved his ass more times than I care to remember.
Then, what does he do? He hits me with a chair!
MG: Wait a minute, Mentski. That was an accident. You know that!
MENTSKI: Do I? It doesn't really matter anymore does it? I've officially thrown
out the garbage. From now on I do what I want, when I want and nobody can do
a damn thing about it. Not you...not Warrior...not even Zombie and Nightmare!
As far as I'm concerened, the entire roster can bend over and kiss my ass!
(walks away)
MG: Why I never! Um...back to you, Tony.
(Camera cuts to Zombie standing in the locker room dressing in his wrestling gear. Within a few moments, Dead Hardy is sitting a few feet away from him.)
ZOMBIE: Tonight we put a old woman through a table. Do I feel any remorse. No?
Do I feel guilty? No. I don't give a shit about her. I hear she's on life
support, that makes me smile.
DEAD HARDY: She never had any faith in me. I always knew it was true, but never
wanted to believe it. Mom, dad if your watching this: I HOPE GRANDMA DIES.
She was a fool just like you guys were and if you two were down here I would
put both your asses through the table with her.
(Zombie gets up. He is wearing a pair of black leather pants, black boots, both of his eyes are red. (one has a contact & the other is marble) The shirt says 'Zombie is hell.')
ZOMBIE: Tonight when I step into the ring with RnR. He will know the
meaning of pain. He will know how it feels to have the flesh ripped from his body.
(Zombie picks up a jar)
ZOMBIE: This jar will go on my dresser RnR. I will take it to the ring with me.
What I will do with this jar is simple. I will fill it to the top with your
blood and take it home and put it on my dresser. Everyday when I wake up, I
will look at the jar & be reminded of you and how I took you apart.You are
nothing RnR and tonight I will prove that by leaving you laying in a pool of your
own blood.
(Zombie removes his shirt walking to the outside of the dressing. He walks through thehall and through the curtain.)
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NZWA US Title Match
ZOMBIE vs RnR STONECOLD
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(SLIPKNOT-"Surface")
CROWD: Zombie sucks.....zombie sucks......zombie sucks.....
SCHIAVONE: Here comes Zombie. look at the smile on his face.
TENAY: Yeah I wonder what he is smiling about. The barbed wire cage being lowered
onto the ring or driving a helpless old grandmother through a set of burning tables.
SCHIAVONE: Well, Zombie is in the ring and we await the arrival of RnR Stone Cold.
(Stone Cold's theme)
SCHIAVONE: Well, he's not coming down the ramp. Where is he?
TENAY: The cage is down and the ring apron is lifting up! He's under the ring!
SCHIAVONE: Zombie doesn't even see him. RnR is sliding in the ring now and he levels
Zombie with a forearm smash to the back of the head and he is kicking Zombie over
and over.
TENAY: RnR is picking him up now and he's rubbing Zombie's face across the barbed wire!
SCHIAVONE: And Zombie is open and bleeding profusely! The right side of Zombie's
face is shredded like it was hit with a cheese grater.
TENAY: How can Zombie even see with the blood in his eyes!
RnR: You give up yet bitch? You want me to shred your whole body? That title is mine.
SCHIAVONE: RnR has Zombie up and he hits a running powerslam. He picks Zombie
up, but Zombie can barely stand. What is he going for?
TENAY: The Spear!
SCHIAVONE: And we all know what follows that! Zombie is up but he is wobbly
and RnR kicks him in the stomach and STUNNER!!!!!!!!! He goes for the cover:
1....2...
SCHIAVONE: RnR lifted off of Zombie at the last second, but why?
TENAY: Dead Hardy is why! He's coming through the door of the cage!
DEAD HARDY: Come to daddy!
SCHIAVONE: RnR goes at Dead with a clothesline attmept, but Dead ducks it and
gets him in a side russian leg sweep! RnR is down and Dead is going to town
on him! He picks RnR up and he is rubbing RnR's back against the barbed wire
and RnR is open and bleeding.
TENAY: That barbed wire is littered with flesh and blood!
SCHIAVONE: Zombie is up now and he is a little light on his feet, but he has RnR
as Dead looks on. Zombie gets him in a double arm DDT and he hits it! Cover and....
1...2...3
Ding.....Ding...Ding.
(SLIPKNOT-"Surface")
SCHIAVONE: He did it! Zombie is the new NZWA US Champion!
TENAY: He wouldn't have won had it not been for the assitance from Dead Hardy!
(DANZIG-"How the Gods Kill")
(Crowd pops huge)
SCHIAVONE: What the hell is that? That must be.....It is...Here comes Nightmare!
TENAY: He looks like he has nothing but business on his mind! Nightmare is dragging
tables out from under the ring! He pours something on them! Gasoline! He set them
on fire!
SCHIAVONE: Nightmare is in the ring and he is cleaning house with a kendo stick! He
nails Dead and then Zombie and Dead again!
NIGHTMARE: Zombie. It's time.
SCHIAVONE: Nightmare is pulling something out of his pocket, but what is it?
TENAY: It's a knife! He is putting it down to Zombie's hand and he just cut three of
Zombie's fingers off!
SCHIAVONE: Zombie is getting what he deserves for putting Grandma Hardy through that
flaming table. Zombie is screaming at the top of his lungs!
NIGHTMARE: That's what you get, but it isn't enough.
SCHIAVONE: Nightmare picks Zombie up and is walking him to the top rope now. What is he doing?
TENAY: Tombstone piledriver off the top rope onto those flaming tables!!!
SCHIAVONE: His neck could very well be broken and Dead Hardy looks like he is in shock!
NIGHTMARE: Now we're even.
DEAD HARDY: I'll get you for that you son of a bitch!
SCHIAVONE: Here comes the EMT's to assist Zombie and RnR is sneaking up behind Dead Hardy. He
taps him on the shoulder and he decks him! He decks Dead as he turns around! He picks him up
for a suplex and JACKHAMMER!
RnR: That's what you get for interfering in my match you sorry bastard.
SCHIAVONE: RnR spits on him as he walks away from ringside. RnR is favoring his back too
and the EMT walks over to him and RnR shrugs him off. Dead is laid out in the middle of
the ring and he's in our next match as is Nightmare!
TENAY: You have to wonder how much they have left to give!
SCHIAVONE: Zombie is being wheeled out and the ring attendants are cleaning up the remnants
of the burnt table. Fans, we have one match left to go and one title left to fill. The NZWA
Heavyweight title
match is next!
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NZWA Heavyweight Title
CHUCK V. Alberto "MATANGO" Martinez V. NIGHTMARE V. DEAD HARDY
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SCHIAVONE: Dead Hardy and Nightmare are already here, so we are ;waiting for Chuck and Matango
and we will be underway!
(Filter/Crystal Method-(Can't You) Trip Like I Do)
SCHIAVONE: Here comes Chuck and as he is walking down to ringside, Nightmare climbs back in the ring.
(Crowd pops huge)
SCHIAVONE: Here comes Matango and Kalee and let me tell you folks yellow really is her color. Back
to the match at hand. Chuck is in and he and Nightmare are going at it. Chuck gets the upper hand
and he takes Nightmare down.
TENAY: Nightmare can't have much left to give.
SCHIAVONE: I don't see how he is still standing. Matango is in the ring now and he clubs Chuck in
the back from behind. Nightmare and Matango team up and Chuck and they are beating the daylights
out of him.
TENAY: They work well as a team.
SCHIAVONE: Yes, but it doesn't last! Matango turns on Nightmare and is throwing some stiff right
hands and takes him down with a clothesline. Matango drags him to the ropes and is climbing up
on them....FLYING DDT. He's not done yet. He picks Nightmare up and powerbombs him!!!!!! COVER!!!
1...2...3
Ding....ding.....ding.
SCHIAVONE: He just didn't have anything left to give. Wherever Zombie is, he has to smiling now.
TENAY: Dead Hardy is coming around!
SCHIAVONE: Dead Hardy is up and he catches Matango from behind. He has a dragon sleeper on him!
the ref is checking but Matango is giving up. Chuck is walking around in front of Dead and
SUPERKICK! Matango is saved by Chuck.
TENAY: Only to get hit with a superkick of his own!
CHUCK: It's my time to shine and that belt would look real good with my other trophys.
SCHIAVONE: Dead is up now, but he is groggy and he is confronted Chuck.
DEAD HARDY: I thought we had a deal that you would watch my back in the match!
CHUCK: I started thinking about it and you didn't pay me enough. That belt is mine.
DEAD HARDY: Son of a bitch!
MATANGO: Keep each other occupied just a little while longer.
SCHIAVONE: Matango is up and shaking it off and Dead and Chuck don't even see him. They are too
busy having a slugfest of their own in the middle of the ring. Matango goes up on the ropes and
cross body block! Chuck and Dead go down!
TENAY: Dead is getting back up though and Chuck isn't far behind. Chuck hits the low blow on Matango!
SCHIAVONE: Matango is rocked by that one. Chuck grabs him and goes for a powerbomb INTO A CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!
TENAY: He likes to call that the fall from grace! Cover!
1...2...3
TENAY: We are down to the final two men!
SCHIAVONE: Yes we are. Chuck is the fresher man, but Dead has shown a good bit of resillience here tonight.
TENAY: Who will be the winner though?
SCHIAVONE: Who knows. Dead and Chuck lock up now and Dead whips Chuck into the ropes. Dead with a clothesline.
Chuck gets back up
and Dead hits a kneelift. Chuck gets back up to his knees and Dead goes for a drop kick,
but misses it. Chuck has a sleeper on Dead now and he drops it into a neckbreaker!
TENAY: That was a viscious move!
SCHIAVONE: Chuck is going to the ropes. NO! He's going up the cage! He's being careful to avoid the barbed
wire, but he is still getting cut by it. Dead is following him up the cage now.
TENAY: This could be very dangerous for both men!
SCHIAVONE: Yes it could. Chuck is up at the top of the cage and he is standing on the edge. He is kicking
at Dead's hands, but Dead is up now as well. These men are 25 feet up and a fall off the top could kill or
cripple either man!
TENAY: Chuck is grabbing at Dead, but Dead keeps ducking out of the way.
SCHIAVONE: Dead is being very careful, but he has a headlock on Chuck now. OH MY GOD THEY FELL OFF THE TOP
AND DEAD JUST PLANTED CHUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A SPIKE DDT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!
(Crowd goes completely silent)
TENAY: CHUCK IS DEAD! HE HAS TO BE!
SCHIAVONE: Dead is up and he covers.
1...2...3
(Crowd comes in with deafening boos)
SCHIAVONE: Dead Hardy is your new NZWAWorld Heavyweight Champion!
TENAY: I don't know how Chuck is doing it but he is moving his arms and legs!
DEAD HARDY: I rule this fucking fed now!
SCHIAVONE: And here comes Nightmare running down to ringside and he has a kendo stick!
NIGHTMARE: You don't rule shit.
TENAY: He clocks him with that kendo stick once....twice.....three times!
SCHIAVONE: Dead is dizzy! Nightmare picks him up and slingshot suplexes him into the outsider's
edge! He threw Dead right against the cage!
TENAY: Nightmare likes to call that the Nightmare driver! Dead is bleeding from the back of his head!
SCHIAVONE: Dead is down and the EMT's are coming down to attend to him and Chuck, who is trying to
stand up now but falling all over the place.
TENAY: There they go and there Nightmare goes. I'm gonna try and get a quick word with him if I can.
Nightmare!
CROWD: Nightmare.....nightmare.......nightmare!
NIGHTMARE: What do you want Mikey? I sign your damn checks, isn't that enough?
TENAY: I just wondered what your thoughts on tonight's happenings were.
NIGHTMARE: I got my revenge on Zombie, but it still isn't enough. He deserves more for what he did
to me. Dead Hardy has a target painted on him already as he is the champ, but his association with
Zombie makes him an even bigger target. I'll put my foot right up his ass for sticking his nose in my
business and then I will pin him and I will be the champ, but first there's Zombie. If you have the balls
Zombs and you can even walk, I challenge you to a match. Let's beat the hell out of each other and find
out who the real man is. I guarantee that I will walk out of that ring as the NZWA US champ after I beat
you within an inch of your life. That's all I have to say.
SCHIAVONE: A challenge has been issued! Nightmare wants a match against Zombie for the NZWA US title, but
can Zombie even compete after being driven head first through those tables. Also, Nightmare has his sights
set on Dead Hardy! That's all the time we have folks!
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