Tony Schivane: Welcome to NZWA Light.
Mark Madden: Oh yeah Tony. We had one hell of a event last week:
Tony: NZWA is the hottest it's ever been right now. So many things going on.
My god it's hard to belive this fed is still asociated with our former
employers WCW.
Madden: We have a fight over power Bewtween Varjay & Zombie JR. We have all
kinds of other goodie. New woman. New men. New matches. Oh hell yeah.
Tony: Tonight RnR Is taking Chameleon in a fall count anywhere in the world.
What this means is. Simple. They count anywhere. Dosen't matter where.
Madden: Dead Hardy will battle Barly of the brewsbrothers.
Tony: Varjay will take on Keg in get this a first blood match.
Madden: Cling will take on Zombie JR in a two out of three fall match.
Tony: Many people feel that Zombie JR being a rookie cannot handle himself.
So tonight he will prove himself against Clingman.
Madden: Kaz V. Alley Katt. Oh baby
Tony: So much going on so little time. Let get started with the action.
Varjay V. Keg one half of the NZWA tag team champions
Camera switches to the dressing room of varjay.
Cheyenne: Why did you set yourself in this match babe?
Varjay; Because i am co-owner of this damn fed. I want to prove to people
that i'm not all talk. I can back it up. Keg is 400 pounds of shit in my
eyes.
Cheyenne: But babe. These guys have done on thing that no one else could
they put Zombie on the shelf. Nobody has been able to do that.
Varjay: Tonight i will put Keg on the shelf
He says tieng his boots. A knock is heard on the door.
Vajay: WHAT!!!!!!!
The door opens. Varjay is shocked to see Joolz standing in a black leather
skirt, no nylons, black stilletto heels. & a leather bikini top. She walks
into the dressing room. Varjay looks behind her. Seeing 800 pounds of tag
team standing behind her. He gulps.
Cheyenne: Joolz?
Joolz: I met these two big lugs in a bar the other night. They made me
realize i have made a mistake by being innocent all these years. But that is
not important now. Tonight you take on one half of my boys. I am just here
to remind you what these two are capable of. She tosses Vajray a video tape.
He catches it.
Joolz; Take care were see you later.
Joolz & the brewsbrothers walk away from the dressing room slamming the
door. Varjay walks over to the TV. Putting the tape in the vcr.
The tape begins to play.
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it shows Zombies grandpa (Close friend of Varjays) sitting in the living
room watching TV.
He starts flicking the channels. When all of a sudden a brick goes crashing
through the window. Grandpa AKA the dark angel gets up going over to look at
the brick. A hand goes crashing through the window grabbing Dark angel &
pulling him directly through the glass. Keg of the brewsbrothers places Dark
Angel on his shoulders walking shoulders.
Barley is smiling as Keg brings over the old man. He starts rubbing his
hands. Keg tosses the Dark Angel over to Barley. Barley takes the old man
climbs on to the hood of the giant Brewsbrothers beer truck. He starts
laughing hysterically as he lifts Dark angel up over his head & he slams
Dark Angel as he hard as he can the edge of the truck. A large pop is heard
as Dark Angel hits the ground. Keg walks over to Dark Angel & slams him down
on to his back. Breaking his back entirely. Barly jumps down they shake
hands smiling.
The camera shuts off.
Varjay is sitting next to Cheynne on the couch.
Cheynee: Honey?
Varjay: Now it's time for me to kick some serious ass.
He gets up walking out of the dressing room. Erci is seen walking down the
hall. Vajray looks at Cheyenne then Erci.
Varja: Erci watch her. Nobody gets through. I'll tell you this. If one hair
is hurt on her head. Immortal or not I will hurt you badly.
Erci: Not a problem.
He smiles taking out his sword.
Cheynee; Your not going without me.
Vajray; Yes i am.
Cheyenne: why?
Varjay; Look i gotta beat this guys ass. Simple as that. If you get inolved
& help me i'll lose all credibitlity. I'm co-owner of this fed & i will do
whatever it takes to get respect. Hell i don't even care if they respect me.
After what i do to Keg. They will fear me.
He walks away. Erci puts his hand on her shoulder. They go back into the
dressing room. They look into each others eyes. They both nod. Varjay walks
down the hall.
Mike Tenay catches up with Varjay
Mike: How does that make you feel?
Varjay: I saw someone i respected get hurt badly. How the fuck do you think
it makes me feel?
Mike: Will you help JR. Battle The brewsbrother now?
Varjay: No. JR is a bonehead. He can kiss my ass for all i care. I like Dark
Angel.
Mike: Where is Little V?
Varjay: He's off with Bebop. Little V will be here shortly. No more
questions.
Mike; Just one more.
Varjay decks Mike Tenay sending him to the floor. Varjay walks over the
curtains. Going through them. He walks down the aisle way. Seeing the
massive Keg standing in the ring. His face covered in a skull. His hands
covered in barb-wire. & a massive Chain laying in front of him.
Madden & Tony are seen hiding under the desk.
Tony: Whispers) the only way you can win this match is to make the other
opponent bleed.
Madden: (whispering) I know i'm supposed to be impartial but i hope Varjay
kicks the hell out keg.
Tony: I hope he kicks his ass badly.
Little signs of hope are seen in there faces.
Tony: But they have bulldozed everyone since coming into this fed. Last week
they beat Rev & eclipse for the titles. Week before that they destroyed
Masked man & malk then Masked man & Hardy. Week Before that they destroyed
both the owners of the fed. Nightmare & Zombie.
Madden: They took out Dark angel, Cathy & Zombie. I don't know what else
these two men will do. But they so no signs of mercy or slowing down.
Tony: I hope Varjay dosen't become just another victim.
Madden: worse yet they have taken Joolz everybody favorite lady. & turned
into that.
Varjay walks into the ring. Joolz runs over & flips him off kicking him in
the stomach groin then scratching his eyes. Keg nails Varjay with a
clothesline from hell. He then lifts Varjay over his head & slams him down
on to his knee.
Madden: she didn't need to do that.
Tony: Look at the size of him. He dosen't need her help.
Keg does a elbow drop on to rib cage of Varjay. Keg then lifts up Varjay.
Grabbing him by his throat & does a chokeslam on him. Keg bends down lifting
up his pants going into his sock he tosses Joolz a can of hair spray. He
goes into his pocket grabbing a lighter he tosses it to. Joolz she catches
it. She shakes up the bottle of hairspray. Ignites the lighter. She aims the
spray bottle at Varjay sprays the hair spray. The hair spray goes through
the lighter. Fire hits Varjay above the eyes on the forehead. His hair
becomes engulfed in flames.
Erci & Cheyenne run down to the ring. Erci with sword in hand. Cheyenne with
guitar. Keg looks at them. As Varjay trys to get the fire out of his hair.
Keg pushes Varjay out of the way. Grabs Joolz throws her over his shoulder &
runs from the ring. Erci & Cheyenne look over Varjay. Getting the fire put
out.
Cheynee holds him.
The paremedics come down as quickly as they can down to the ring.
Cuts to commercial
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Varjay is seen in the hallways of NZWA with Little V & Cheyenne next ot him.
Varjay: Some people say that NZWA is to violent & Dark.
Dead hardy is shown powerbombing his own grandma through a burning table
Varjay: Some people say NZWA has to much sex.
Britany spears & Christinia Agularia making love in a shower.
Varjay: to bloody
Britany spears killing her parents, Zombies leg being melted off by acid,
numerous chair shots, Chainsaw shots
Varjay; TO unrealistic
Zombie having his fingers cut off. Hand cut off. Varjay talking with gnomes,
gnome parking spots.
Varjay: to controversial
Mentski putting the APWCWF belt in a trash can & setting i on fire.
Varjay: I call it my home.
He laughs as a brief history NZWA plays.
Kalee in a bikini, Cathy being thrown off a bridge, Nightmares & Zombies
bloody wars with Nightmare. Dead hardy winning the NZWA belt. Cling & kaz
debuting. Chameleon coming out as different characters. Varjay with little
V.
Tony: welcome back folks. During commercial break. You just take a look.
Varjay is seen on the guirny & he pushes the paramedics down. With help from
Erci & Cheyenne walks down to the back. He walks over to the camera.
Varjay: your still mine Keg.
He says laughing.
Madden; What a tough guy.
Tony: More guts than brains
Erci V. ????????????
Tony: we have no idea who Erci is taking on tonight. But apparently he was a
big star in both APWCWF & APWW. He won both the world titles. Only a handful
of people have been able to do that.
Madden: Erci is a great wrestler & he's immortal. So he'll kick whos ever
opponent comes out.
Tony; He was handpicked by Zombie.
Madden: he's in trouble then.
Erci walks down to the ring. He slides under the ropes staring at the
entranceway. He pulls his sword out from underneath his trenchcoat. Tossing
it to the outside of the ring.
Unbelivable plays over the speakers. Madden & Tony's mouth drop open. The
crowd goes nuts. As Jayrock walks down to the ring. Smiling & shaking hands.
Huge chants of Jayrock are heart. Girls flash him. He just looks around &
smiles.
Madden: this guy has been there & done it all. APWCWF tag champ, war champ,
Us title, APWW title holder, APWW tag champ, This is truly the man. In
countless interviews Zombie has said this man was hard to fight. Very hard.
Tony: Erci is a rookie. But this guy is no slouch.
Madden: This guy is tough he holds victorys over the toughest in APWCWF &
APWW. I don't see how Erci is going to get through this.
Tony: this is going to be interesting. No gimmicks no blood. Just two men
beating each other up.
Jayrock walks to the ropes jumps on the. Staring directly at Erci.
Erci walks over to Jay-rock. Staring directly into his eyes. Not backing up
at all. Jayrock pushes him back. They stare at each other. Jayrock signals
for a microphone. He grabs one.
Jayrock: Been there done that. I'm here for on thing. To capture the NZWA
title. To be honest i really don't know if your in my league. Were see.
Because you will either be my Bitch or my equal.
Tony: WOW
Madden: You tell him.
Jayrock spits at him. Tossing the microphone outside of the ring. Erci just
smirks at Jayrock. Jayrock & Erci lock up. Erci kicks Jayrock in the stomach
& then puts him in a headlock. He hits him in the head a few times. He puts
Jayrocks head on to his knee & he hammer Jayrock as hard as he can with his
knee.
Tony: jayrock seems to be in some trouble
Madden: he'll get out of it.
Erci grabs jayrocks head & slams him into the turnbuckle. Jayrock nails Erci
with a elbow. Then another & another one. He kicks Erci in the stomach &
stuns him. Jayrock laughs at him.
Madden: SEE
Tony: Match isn't over yet
Jayrock picks up Erci brings him over to the ropes. Then whips him across
the room. Putting his headown for a backdrop. Erci nails Jayrock in the head
with a kick. Then nails him with a belly to belly suplex.
Tony: Nice belly to belly.
Madden: he'll recover.
Erci goes for the cover. Referee Jimmy Grasshopper hits the mat counting.
"1-2." Counts Jimmy.
Jayrock kicks out. Erci picks up Jayrock by the head & tosses him out the
second rope. Erci goes out through the second rope & does a double ax handle
on to the head of Jayrock. Which sends jay crashing to the mat. Erci puts
him between his legs & does piledriver on Jayrock. Erci picks up Jayrock &
whips him into the steps.
Tony: he's turning up the heat.
Madden: won't effect Jayrock any.
Tony: Can you ever not kiss ass?
Madden: I like Jayrock he's a tough cookie & MR. Zombie picked him to fight
Erci. So my money is on Jayrock.
Erci puts Jayrock back into the ring. He jumps over the top rope. He rips
Jayrock across the ring. Nailing him with a clothesline. Eric then does a
suplex on Jayrock. Going for the pin.
"1-2" counts jimmy.
Tony: close count
Madden: Didn't pin him though.
Erci picks up Jayrock. But jayrock gets a bunch of punches into his stomach.
Then nails him in the stomach with his head. He starts hammering on Jayrock
in the head. Then does several knees to Erci in the stomach. He bulldogs
Erci over to the corner. Then picks him up doing a drop toe hold on erci.
His head bounces off of the turnbuckle.
Madden: Great offense. Who's the man> Jayrock gonna win.
Tony: Shut up
Jayrock does a German Suplex on Erci holding him down. Jimmy Grasshopper
hits the mat.
"1-2."
Erci kicks out.
Madden: Come on Jayrock you can do
Tony: Your supposed to be impartial
Madden: Shutup. Your just an idiot.
Tony: You want some of this?
Madden: shut up
Tony: don't make me bitch slap you.
Madden: like to see you try.
Tony: We got a job to do.
Madden: Pussy
Jayrock gets up but Erci spears him. Erci then does a powerbomb on him. Erci
picks him up & whips him across the ring. Jayrock nails Erci in the head
with a dropkick. Which sends him crashing to the mat. Erci picks up Jayrock
& does a belly to back suplex on him.
Tony: dosen't look good.
Madden punches Tony
Erci turns around. Jayrock starts rolling to the ropes. Erci runs over.
Jayrock gets up nails Erci in the stomach with a kick then does a jawbreaker
on him. Jayrock goes to the outside. Grabbing Ercis sword. He runs over to
the ring. Sliding under the ropes. He takes the cover off of the sword.
Swings at Ercis head. Eric dunks. Getting in back of Jayrock. He quickly
moves his arm wrapping it around Jayrocks neck. He slowly goe sto the ground
squeezing. Jayrocks trys to power out.
Tony: Ow still dosen't look good.
Madden: Shut up. Just shut up.
Tony: hehe.
Jimmy: Jayrock do you submit?
A minute later. Jayrock taps out.
Tony: Big big mistake by Jayrock. Cost him the match.
Madden: erci cheated.
Tony: No he didn't how in the hell can you say that?
Criminail by Eminem plays over the speakers. As the ref raises Erci hand in
celebration.
Tony: as you all know. Cheyenee hendrix hand hand was broken & we just got
word that little was kidnapped. As might already know Varjay is ticked. He
has been throwing things around in the back & no on has been able to calm
him down. TO be quite blunt he dosen't have allot of friends in this arena
tonight.
Madden: That's all well & good but more imporant Zombie JR is coming out &
he isn't alone. OH yeah.
Madden says looking at Zombie JR with a skull bandanna on his head. Alley
Katt on his arm & a man dressed in a black 3 piece suit on his side. They
all walk down to the ring. Alley katt gets all the hoots & hollars as they
stare at her in a short, short leopard skin skirt. The camera shows her
nicely tanned legs as she smiles looking at the camera. & she is wearing
black stilletto heels. & a short sleeve (white) button down blouse.
Zombie JR walks up the steps sitting down on the rope. Letting alley Katt &
the man in the black suit come in first. Zombie JR goes in after her. With
his hand on her back. He ask for the microphone.
Zombie JR: I must admit i have done allot in my short time in wrestling.
I've fought in Japan. In thumb tack matches, Barb-wire matches, burning
matches. I battled nightmare in a Pirrhna match. I was respected. Me & my
father caputred the tag belts. I leanred everything about brawling & making
people scream in pain over there.
He looks into Alleys katts Beauitful green eyes & sees her Devil kitty tail
wiggiling.
Zombie JR: But i needed to learn other things as well. In fact i was trained
by Bret Hart & Stu Hard in the dugeon. This is something my father does not
know. He trained me well.
He takes a breath.
Zombie JR: I guess what i'm here to say is. I don't want to be in my fathers
shadow. Oh i'm people as soon as i say that. Will say oh here we go again
another Father V. Son feud. I have no interest in fighting my father. I
don't want to get in the ring with him. I have no interest in betraying him.
I love my father. But i don't want to be in his shadow. Simple as that. So
when my father returns to active competition I will no longer be apart of
the Zombie Family. I do not want to carry the Legacy. I want no part of my
Father.
He looks over to the crowd. Seeing a kid in a black Varjay T-shirt. He is
screaming his head off. About how cool Varjay is. How wonderful he is.
Zombie JR: Excuse me kid.
He says looking over the ropes. The 7 years old kid looks at him.
Zombie JR; Yeah i'm looking at you. You little brat. Why don't you come up
here & say to my face.
He looks at the young woman sitting next to him. Who is trying to get the
kid to sit down. Zombie JR goes through the second rope to the apron & jumps
to the floor.
Zombie JR: What the hell has Varjay done Huh? What the hell has that little
bitch done can you tell me that? He wormed his way into the top spot. He
took advantage of a situation. What kind of man is that. LOOK AT ME WHEN I
TALK TO YOU.
He says with his eyes staring directly into the little kids blue eyes.
The mother: he's just a kid. I'll get him to be quiet.
Zombie JR glares at the mom.
Zombie JR; Why do you like him? Did your mom tell you to like him? Do you
cover your walls with his pictures huh?
The kid: I just like him.
Zombie JR: WHY
the kid starts to cry.
The mother: Please leave him alone.
Zombie JR stares at her with an evil. JR then grabs the kid by the throat
lifting him over the guardrail. He tosses him under the bottom rope. The
mother jumps over the guardrail. Zombie JR runs over there clotheslining
her. Sticking him between his legs he then piledrives her. He smiles as the
little kid runs inside the room. Zombie JR slides under the bottom rope
chasing after the kid. Grabbing him. Sticking him between his legs lifting
him up putting him on his shoulders.
Matango comes out from the back.
Matango: What the hell is this shit? I'm sitting in the back with my lovely
woman Kalee. Then i turn the TV set to see this shit. Zombie JR. I
understand you have a problem with Varjay. But damn man beating up a little
kid. If you really want to beat up on someone. Why don't you take on me.
The entire time while Matango is talking. Zombie JR has kept the small kid
on his shoulders. The man in the black suit & Alley katt are both glaring at
Matango.
Matango: Well. No refs. No pin. No nothing. You can just pound on me.
Because i'll be quite honest if you hurt that kid. I might just have to get
up there & slap you around that ring.
Zombie just stares at Matango. When all of a sudden from the crowd comes
cuty pie. She is staring at Zombie JR in the ring. & is dressed in a black
leather skirt, black nylons, knee high boots & a white blouse. She has a
microphone in hand.
Cuty Pie: Jr i've been with your father for many years. I changed your
diapers when you were young. I watched you grow up. It makes me sick to see
the person standing before me. Zombie is a allot of things. But the one
thing he is not. Is a bad father. He always treated you good. Tried to teach
you the best. I see you in the ring trying to powerbomb a little kid. JR
your better than this. Allot better if your father could see you now. He
would be ashamed.
Zombie JR; I have no father as far as i'm converned. He drops the kids
shoulders. Seeing Matango looking on with Kalee by his side.
Zombie JR walks right up to Cuty pie looking into her eyes. Matango moves
forward. But suddenly crashes to the ground. omegadawn stannds over him.
Zombie JR decks Cuty pie sticks her between his legs & piledrives her into
the mat. Alley Katt sends the kid over to Zombie JR. JR lifts the kid on to
his shoulders. & powerbombs him on the mat. The entire crowd starts throwing
trash into the ring.
with the acception of wrestlemania & king of the ring.
6 great matches6 great matches
Omegadawn is standing by the curtain. When he is sprayed in the face by a
fire extigusiher. He covers his eyes. Varjay steps from behind the curtain
nailing him in the head a few times. Pushing him towards the ring.
Varay; Tonight i will keep my cool. But seeing everything unfold before me
tonight i have decided on a tag match. Six man tag match. Me Matango & since
he's not on the card. Mentski. We will take on Zombie JR Husker & omegedawn.
Varjay: Keg dont' worry none. The burn didn't affect me to much. But i got
bigger fish to fry. On darkness i will book myself in a chainsaw, weapons &
ladder match. Show up. Or i will strip you of the tag titles. But tonight
Keg you will take on Cling. Because i need to kick omegedawns ass.
Commercial
Keg V. Cling W/ kaz.
Keg walks down to the ring with the tag belt slung on his shoulder. But
matango runs out from the back nails in the back with a chair grabs him by
the head & runs him all the way down to the ring tossing him under the
ropes. Keg grabs cling by the throat & chokeslams him.
Keg covers Cling.
Jimmy Grasshopper hits the mat.
"1-2-3."
Varjay comes running out with a chainsaw in his hands. He slides under the
ropes chasing after keg with it. Keg runs over to the ropes. Varjay tosses
the the chainsaw at him & it nicks him in the shoulder. Varjay walks over to
him.
Varjay: On darkness you will feel the madness. I will hurt you. I will hurt
you badly. You son of a bitch.
Varjay spits on him.
Varjay, Matango mentski V. Husker, Omegadawn & Zombie JR
Varjay comes to the ring by himself. Standing by it with his arms crossed.
Matango & Mentski come down to the ring.
Omegadawn comes from the backstage area. Varjay runs down there. & hits him
in the him in the face. They start brawling. Going into the backstage area.
Husker comes down to the ring.
Criminal by enimem plays & Zombie JR comes out with Alley katt firmly on his
arm.
Rick long (referee) points to the bell & it rings.
Husker starts out for his team & Zombie JR goes to the corner.
Matango starts out. Mentski goes to the corner.
Husker looks at Matango. Matango then nails him with a dropkick getting him
in a headlock. He hammers on husker. Husker then nails him with a belly to
back suplex. Husker picks up Matango & body slams him. He brings him over to
the ropes. Where Matango nails him with a knee to the head. Matango then
hits a DDT. On him. Going to the top rope.doing a elbow to the arm.
He then pushes husker towards Zombie JR.
Husker tags in Zombie JR. Zombie JR goes through the second rope. Walking
over to Matango. Matango nails him in the stomach whipping him over to the
corner. Where he kicks him in the stomach several times. Then hits him in
the face. Matango grabs Zombie JR by the hair brings him over to the
corner. Tossing him over the top rope.
Matango then nails Zombie JR head on the top of the announcers table.
Mentski runs over grabbing Husker by the throat. Tossing him into the ring.
Whipping him over to the corner. Where he kicks him in the stomach a few
times.
Camera cuts to the back where Erci & Varjay are shown beating down
Omegadawn.
Varjay: Your back? Huh?
He says breathing heavily with blood on his face.
Varjay: Now your finished.
Varjay: i'm going back to the ring.
Varjay & Erci shakes hands walking away from each other.
Camera cuts back to the ring.
Husker is beating down Mentski in the corner. Zombie JR holds his arm back.
& Matango is eagerly awaiting to get in.
Husker whips mentski across the ring & then does a spinebuster on him.
Husker goes for a pin. Matango comes in. Pulls husker off of Mentski. Varjay
comes from the back running down to the ring. Sliding under the ropes.
Keg of the brewsbrothers runs from the backstage area. With his arm covered
in bandages. He has a chainsaw. He slides under the rope. Chasing after
Varjay. Varjay looks at keg.
Varjay goes to the corner. Husker takes mentski out of the ring. Beating on
him all the way to the backstage area.
Rick long attempts to talk Keg out of the ring. JR comes into ring. Matnago
goes to the top rope & nails JR with a drop kick. Covering him. Long turns
around seeing Matango covering JR. He hits the mat
"1-2-3."
Counts the ref.
Commercial
back
no ideas for the commercial :o(
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Tony: We have been told that Barley V. Dead hardy will be cut from this show
& put on to next show. So folks toon in this Sunday for Darkness to see
Hardy V. Barley.
Madden: Wow we jsut got this in. Some more matches have been added to
Darkness. Matango V. Zombie JR, Varjay V. Keg steel cage, ladders & weapons
match. Erci V. Omega dawn Sword match. & husker V. Mentski they from my
understand will be having a series of matches.
RnR Triplee HHH V. Chameleon as goldberg.
Falls count anywhere in the world
RnR Triplee HHH walks down to the ring first. All of a sudden from the back
Dead hardy comes running down the ring. Sliding under the ring nailing RnR
in between the shoulder blades. RnR hits the mat. Then Hardy hits the mat.
Alley katt runs down to the ring in a refferee shirt. Hitting the mat.
"1-2-3."
She counts.
She smiles & shows flashers her green eyes & the bell rings. Chameleon runs
down to the ring. With Kalee behind him. He slides under the ropes then
Kalee does nailing alley katt with a frakensteiner. Dead Hardy nails
Chameleon with a chair shot. Zombie JR runs down in a referee shirt hitting
the mat.
RnR gets back Zombie JR hits him with a chair. Zombie JR then hits Kalee in
the head knocking her out cold which sends Matango out. Alley Katt kicks RnR
in the nuts a bunch of times. Zombie JR works over RnR Hardy & matango brawl
all over the place. Mentski & Husker come fighting from the back.
Kaz & cling run out with chairs. Laying out Zombie JR & Matango.
Madden: well folks it's been fun see you on Darkness
Tony: this is supposed to be light?
Alley Katt rips off half of RnR's ear.
NZWA Light