(The screen goes blank,
Then suddenly Fireworks Explode Spelling out NZWA)
Masked Man: Welcome to the first edition of Fatal Submission. That's
right *FATAL* Submission. Because NZWA is the only place that would have
the balls to do it. From what I understand there is already action going
on in the back.
(Fade off Masked Man to a camera in back focused on the Blue and Green
masked men)
Malk-Kind: They all think they know it all.. they think they've got it
all under their lil fucking thumbs on the world. Well I'll show them
tonight about what being an Outlaw is about. I'm going to go out there
and I'm Going to HURT mentski. Everything is going to be fair... And
this time if the bookers like it or not.. I'm going to show my all.
The men nod as Malk-kinD gives his lil speech
Malk: And tonight go out and FIGHT for what you believe in. Show them
you believe.
Malk turns and notices the camera, grabbing Mr. Louis he takes a wild
swing and destroys the feed.
Masked Man: Well management won't like that. Those camera's are
expensive. It seems Malk-kinD plans on giving it his all. How ironic
that his fight for justice in the court came about because of some of the
exact same things he does now. Looking at tonight's format I see we
have well damn I have no format.. What the hell is going on here?
(Bullgod by Kid Rock hits)
Varjay steps out from behind the curtain and walks the stage above the
entrance ramp. He lifts a mic up and starts to speak.
Varjay: That's right there is no format. That's because tonight I am
picking out who fights as we go. The only set matches for sometime
tonight are Icenine vs Wolfman vs. JR (my favorite i might add) in a
Sledgehammer on a Pole match and Malk-kinD vs Mentski in a US title
defense. And MALK you little prick... I promise you that you will never
win this one.. NEVER.
Varjay steps backstage as suddenly Erci's music starts.
Erci takes his time walking down to the ring, even stopping to sign an
autograph for a fan. Erci jumps up into the ring and faces the the
entrance ramp... The lights dim and Lunation hits the auditorium and
Matango comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring.
Erci immeditly stops Matango with a boot to the head grabbing a rope and
stomping on Matango. The ref calls for the bell and the match is
started.
Masked Man: Well after a slightly unsurprising announcement by Varjay it
seems we have Erci vs Matango. I don't even know what kind of match this
is... Normal or other wise..
Joe D. Blow: Well NumbNutz if you'd read the teleprompter you'd have
seen it was Erci vs Matango in a submission match. As a matter of fact
Every match but the two the lord god Varjay listed is a Submission match.
God Damn where do they find these idiots..
Masked Man looks at Joe with the most evil look.
Joe: Geeze man.. if you're that hard up go to the back.. there's plenty
of naked guys back there.. This is the one and only Joe D. Blow for your
color commentary.
Matango finally get up into an upright position but doesn't stay long as
Erci picks him up in a Gorilla press and throws him outside the ring.
Masked: Nice Move by Erci.
Joe: I hate to say it but a 3 year old could do that to Matango. Geeze
how in the hell did that bozo EVER hold the NZWA belt?
Matango slowly gets back up and is met by the flying body of Erci.
Slamming back into the guardrails hard. Erci and Matango both are slow
to get up. Erci tries for a forearm to the head which Matango blocks and
returns with one of his own. Quickly taking his advantage and beating
Erci and throwing him into the ring.
Quickly sliding in after him. Matango picks Erci up off the mat and
slams him back down again. Then quickly drops an elbow. Matango gets up
and picks Erci up once again shooting him into the ropes.. and suddenly
performs his signature move on Erci.
Masked: Mushroom! wow that came from nowhere...
Joe: Yeah, but the dork knocked out Erci. Submission win only
remember... How can someone unconscious submit?
Matango quickly gets erci into a crossface submission and the ref noting
Erci being unconscious lifts Erci's arm three times letting it fall. He
calls for the bell...
Matango gets up and raises his hands to the crowd..
Masked: That's how you Dweeb. How the hell did you get this job?
Joe: I guess I'm just lucky... Matango may have a few more brain cells
then I guessed.
Masked: He's got more then you.
"Enter Sandman" hits and out comes the pair of Kaz and Clingman come out.
Quickly heading for the ring and turning towards the entrance ramp.
They look and wait for their opponets. Suddenly from out of the crowd
come the Outlaws. They slide into the ring and blindside both Kaz and
Clingman. The bell is rung.
Green Mask quickly picks Clingman up and throws hm out of the ring. Blue
picks Kaz up off the mat and lifts her up performing a german suplex.
Blue picks her up again and flings her into the ropes, hitting her low
with a knee block while Green clotheslines her.
Masked: These boys are being viscious to Kaz. That speech that Malk gave
them sure seems to have them fired up.
The ref finally pulls one of the masked men out of the ring leaving Green
with Kaz. Green scoop slams Kaz and shoots her into a corner. Then as
she stumbles out he suplexes her again and holds on for a bridge pin.
1...2..
Joe: Talk about your average idiot.. Going for a pin in a submission only
match...
Masked: I think that's because most wrestlers are used to pinning for
thier wins.
Clingman pulls Green Masks leg causing him to loose his cover. Blue Mask
starts into the ring and the ref stops him holding him back. Cling in
the meantime grabs Greens other leg and racks Green on the corner post.
Kaz gets up and pulls Green to his feet and shoots him into the ropes.
She leapfrogs over him the first time and catches him with a standing
side kick the second time around.
Joe: Wow I wish she'd been kicking this direction.. what extension what
form..
Masked: What a perv you are.. Are you sure they meant for you to come
here?
Kaz tags Clingman in and he goes to work dropping elbows on the Green
Masks knee. Pulling him further away from his corner. Clingman picks
Green up and drops him back down on his head with a piledriver. Blue
again tries to come into the ring and the ref again stops him. Kaz
quickly comes back in and nails Green in the head with her knee.
She gets Green into a texas Cloverleaf and Clingman holds the other
masked man off. The man in green taps the mat and the bell sounds. Kaz
releases the hold and hugs Clingman. The celebrate thier win a moment
before the two masked men start pounding on them again. Quickly Kaz and
Clingman vacate the ring leaving the Outlaws standing there. The back
slowly up the ramp.
(End of Part 1)
Part 2