NZWA Darkness (10/2/2000)
NZWA boy is sitting in the office looking at the screen.
NZWA Boy: apparently the gnomes mess up. So Darkness will be half recap as
well live. What was recovered was the opening interview. Involving the
roster members who were banned. Cathy, Malk & JR confronting Varjay & JR &
the rest of the DUI. Well I'll shut up now & show you what happened.
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Revelations; It is I the cookie man I have been hired to take over the
broadcast position tonight in fact will be my last match. Against Kaz my
daughter. Then I will be back to baking cookies.
Masked man: I have also been hired in the announcing booth. I am so happy.
But oh well. I will be stuck with you.
Revelations: Tonight we have a hell of a show. My nephew zombie JR is so
obsessed with Cathy, Ice & Malk showing up. He hired off duty policeman to
guard every door of the arena shoot anyone of them that come near the arena.
Masked man: Something happened to JR. Something happened in deed.
Revelations: folks we do have some bad news. For you. We have been informed
that The mayor B. Thompson Brawn has in fact been shot & Killed. Are hearts
go out to the family in this time of darkness.
Masked man: Yeah tonight we get to see you battle your daughter. Which if
you get to out of line I will simply crucify you to the ring.
Revelations: Big talk. Wait I hear something is happening. Someone is
arriving in the arena.
A limousine pulls up in the arena. The door opens up. Cathy, Ice nine & Malk
all walk out of it. The off duty policeman look at there pictures & put
there hands on there guns. Staring directly at them. Cathy looks the head
policeman in the eyes. Then a leg pops out of the limo. A elderly man pops
out dressed in very fancy tuxedo. In long black trench coat & a top hat. He
walks up to the heavy set off duty policeman.
Revelations: This looks tense masked man. I wish my Kalee was here. Oh god
can see her cute ass sitting.
Masked man: Be quiet.
Revelations: Wait a minute that's Dead are among us.
Masked man: so it is. Its been years since I've seen that guy.
Revelations: for you at home. Dead are among us was Zombie SRs manager in
Japan.
Cop: Draw.
The cops draw there weapons at Cathy, Malk & Ice nine. Dead are among us
takes something from his jacket pocket walking over to the cops. He hands it
to him. The cop looks down at the paper. IT is a memorandum. The cop looks
at it.
From the office of Zombie SR. He reads through it. It basically says that
Cathy, ice nine & as well as Malk will be able to pass with no problems. If
they are in fact shot criminal charges will be brought up. So the cop looks
at Dead are among us who is looking into his eyes.
Cop; move aside.
The cops then move away from Dead are among us. Dead area among us walks to
the entrance door opening they all go in. Walking down the halls. Of the
arena headed toward the ring.
A camera switches to the locker room. Where Varjay, JR, alley Katt MR.
shadows & Dingo are.
JR is putting money down on a bench in front of Dingo. Who is sitting in
front of the lockers.
JR: Here's the deal. I don't care how you do it. I don't care when you do
it. I don't even care if he winds up dead. But the second omega.
JR notices the camera.
JR; Get the fuck out of here now.
Varjay stands. The cameraman intimidated runs out of the dressing room.
Camera cuts to the ringside area where Cathy. Ice nine, Malk & Dead are
among us are walking to the ring. Dead are among us walks up the steel
steps holding the rope for Cathy as well as ice nine & Malk.
Dead asks for a microphone.
Dead: Varjay JR & the rest of the DUI will you come out here please.
They wait a few minutes. Bull Bullgod by Kid Rock plays over the speakers.
Dui pops out from the backstage area. Var, alley, JR, MR. Shadows &
Monty-rob who has the injured JR on his back. They all walk down to the
ringside area staring at everyone inside. Dead are among us doesn't move an
inch when they come near. Alley Katt slides under the ring ropes. Her skirt
lifts up a little bit. Giving the crowd a little flash. The crowd goes
bonkers. Alley Katt just smiles at them. Monty-rob goes up the steps
stepping over the ropes. Then Var goes in leaving the massive robotic MR.
shadows on the outside of the ring.
Dead: Hi there JR long time.
He hands JR the microphone.
JR: you don't have any power. TO bring these people here.
Tosses it back over to Dead. But Varjay intercepts it.
Var: Yeah you have absolutely no business. Me & JR are the owners of NZWA.
Dead: True. Well you maybe co-owner MR. Varjay. But your friend JR is not.
In fact he is only acting owner until his father. Is able to come back. I am
not here to strip anyone of there Titles so just relax. But I do have an
announcement from SR himself.
Revelations: If you remember my brother Zombie has his leg melted off by
Acid. By the brewsbrothers.
Masked man: Who are not here tonight. Which is good.
Says masked man looking at the nail gun on the announcing table.
Dead: So with that said. Ill simply tell you what Your father said.
JR & Varjay both glare at him.
Dead: Tonight there will be a 4 way dance for the title. Which will have JR,
Omegadawn, Erci & Matango. The first person to get the pin wins. In steel
cage match. Which will be burning so it will be a burning steel cage match.
Zombie has in fact hand picked two referees to make sure there is no
outside interface what so ever.
Varjay grabs the microphone.
Varjay: is that it? Is that it? Huh? Get me another damn mic up here.
They toss one to dead. He catches it.
Dead: yeah that it.
Varjay: Before I go any further. You do realize that in that steel cage.
There are all enemy's of JR right?
Dead; Yeah not my order.
Varjay; Since this will be on fire. You don't think it will cause any
problems for tadpole do you? Like maybe more injury's? Remember Pour tadpole
here is already severely injured. Your putting him in match with all his
enemies?
Dead: I didn't have anything to do with it so. I don't care. Don't shoot the
messenger.
Varjay; Don't shoot you my ass.
Varjay kicks him in the stomach. & does the VarHammer on him.
Varjay: I am sure you see no problem with this right.
Cathy walks over to the fallen dead are among us. Picks up the microphone.
Cathy: First of all cousin.
She decks him in the face & then DDTS him.
Cathy: You see cousin you could of said something to my son. In order for me
Malk & Ice to come down here. But you didn't.
Cathy stares at her son.
Cathy: if you aren't the biggest pile of shit I have ever laid my eyes on.
Huge pops come from the crowd as a shocked JR looks at his mom standing in
front of the 69 300 pound Monty-rob.
Cathy: let him down.
Monty-Rob lets JR down.
Cathy: pick up the mic.
Cathy looks at her son & decks him on the left side of the face. She then
decks him on the right side of the face.
Cathy: Hi JR. How it going.
She says nailing him in the stomach.
Cathy: when your tossed off a bridge sometimes you look at the world
differently. Which I find amazing. The brewsbrothers didn't actually think
they would of realized you cant kill a dead woman. Hehe hehe hehe hehe.
She does an elbow to his face.
Cathy: then I am at home taking care of your father. What do I hear what do
I hear?
She elbows him in the head. Then in the jaw. Then in the stomach.
Cathy: that your causing all kinds of problems. You've disowned your dad.
You've pile driven Cuty. & that your with one of your fathers most vicious
enemy's the devil kitty.
Alley Katt walks forward. But Malk gets the bat up putting it in her throat.
She backs off a little bit.
Cathy: so I am here to kick your ass. Make sure you have some honor like
your father. Hehe hehe
Cathy stairs down at her fallen son.
Cathy: I'm here JR. I'm not going anywhere. I have back up. Heh heh. So you
better watch it. Heh heh.
She kicks him in the broken ribs. She walks out of the ring with ice & Malk.
NZWA BOY: ACK your back already. Well Masked man & Revelations are the new
announcing team for Darkness & Light.
NZWA Boy: I wonder who the referees are hmm?
Takes a drink of coffee
NZWA boy: Tony & Madden have been moved down. Now the next match was pretty
good. Between two Brits Angel & Pork Soda.
NZWA boy takes a drink of Coffee
NZWA Boy: Ok this is for the NZWA US title. Hehehe This match was f'n cool
to write. But here is my recap.
NZWA boys recap of
Pork Soda v. Angel.
Very good match. Lots & back & forth action. Angel first comes down to the
ring,. With lots of hoots & hollers. Telling her what a babe she is. Telling
her what a babe she is. Pork soda comes from the crowd nailing her in the
back of the head with his title.
He tosses her on the table. Slams angels head against the table. Takes her
inside & hits her head with a knee several times. He then takes her outside
nails her head with a chair. Takes her back into the ring putting her into a
headlock. Working over the head.
After about three minutes he lets her go. Whipping her across the ring.
Where she nails her with a knee to the chest. Body slams him.
She then works him over for several minutes. Then after that the action goes
back & forth for bat. Both opponents hitting power moves on each other.
Several clotheslines. & Suplexes. But Soda nails her head with his knee.
Whips her across the ring. She kicks him in the stomach & nails him with a
impaler. For the 1-2-3.
NEW US CHAMPION.
The crowd goes wild. Throwing trash at Pork Soda.
NZWA Boy: I really enjoyed that match. Got turned on by angel.
NZWA Boy says blushing.
NZWA Boy: Later in the show. I almost fainted when I saw alley. Anywho. On
to our next match. This is also a recap
Kaz V. Revelations
not a great match. But that's mainly do to rev. Kaz carried a great match
Kaz first walks down to the ring. The fans chant Kaz & Clingman forever. Her
father steps from behind the announcers booth walking up to his daughter. She
then nails him in the stomach. Hitting him with enziguri. She beats on her
dear old dad for a bit. Hits a few high moves. On one of the high flying
moves. Rev gets a boot up. Kaz nails Kaz with it. He hits two power slams on
her as well as leg drop.
Kaz kicks out on the count of 1.
Rev hits a piledriver on Kaz. But all of a sudden cling comes from the back.
Walking down to the ring. Kaz stands up. Kicks her father in the stomach.
Takes him to the top & nails a top rope pedigree on him. Getting the easy
1-2-3. Kaz & cling then half to be escorted to the back & tossed out of the
arena by NZWA security. For the lewd scene they put on in the ring.
NZWA Boy: the two lovers got back together how sweet. They had something to
say about the way they were tossed out. & you also get an interview from
Matango.
Cling & Kaz stand on the outside of the arena
Cling: They think they toss us out? Its love its destiny. This is a
wonderful thing. I have most wonderful beautiful wife in the world. If you
don't let us back in. You will regret it. Get the hell out of my face. &
stop checking Kaz out.
He says tossing his jacket over her.
Matango is sitting in the locker room on the bench wrapping up his burnt
leg. When he hears a knock on the door. Muted beast comes in.
Muted beast: Matango my friend. How are you doing?
Matango looks at Beast with a strange look in his eyes.
Matango: I'm not up to anything. Just preparing for my match tonight
Muted beast: good, good. Look your giving me a title match next for nitro.
Simple as that.
Matango: Says who?
Muted Beast: says me. Your giving me one or I'm going to lay you our in a
pool of your own blood.
Matango puts slowly moves his bad leg to the floor. Grabbing his trusty
chair to help him up. & the chair approximately enough has the name Matango
written on it. Beast looks directly at Matango. Beast pulls a scalpel from
his pants. But when all of a sudden Beast goes flying. Omegadawn is seen
standing at the door. He slams Beast against the lockers. Then tosses the
hardcore champ out of the dressing room.
Matango looks at Omegadawn with rage in his eyes. Omegadawn bends down
picking up the scalpel that Beast dropped & he grabs Matango by the throat
slamming him against the lockers putting his arm against one. He then puts
the scalpel directly through the arm pulling it out blood goes all over the
place. Omegadawn walks out of the locker room. Matango gets off of the
lockers grabbing the bandages he rolls it around his arm. Trying to stop the
bleeding. Blood soaks through the bandages.
NZWA Boy: What is that Omegadawn has against Matango? Well on to our next
match Alley Katt V. Phoenix
Alley Katt V. Phoenix
No hair pulling from these two fine ass woman. Phoenix who looked absolutely
stunning tonight. & alley OMG she looked so good. Phoenix wore leather. &
Alley wore a very skimpy pair of short shorts & a sports bra.
Lots off hurricarans. Power-bombs. Submission moves.
Just a great all around classic wrestling match. A wonderful moonsault from
the top rope to the floor from alley Katt. Sometimes Alley Katt was to fast
for Phoenix but phoenix won it with a Sky twister press for the 1-2-3.
NZWA Boy: What a match. The next match was brutal but very entertaining. Dingo
battles Keg.
Dingo comes out first. Then Keg. Carrying two tables with him. Which sets up
on the outside of the ring. Dingo nails him with a base ball side. Dingo
then nails keg into a pole.
Dingo pounds on keg for a little bit. But out nowhere keg nails Dingo
with a clothesline from hell. Lifts him up over his head attempting to
gorilla press slam him into the tables. But Dingo nails Keg in the eyes &
slams keg throat first on to the top rope. he then takes keg to the outside
of the ring with him. & suplexes him through the table. Two tables.
Dingo then grabs a hold of a chair & slams it down on to Keg as hard as he
can. Busting him open. Dingo brings Keg into the ring doing a Arabian face
buster (which is slamming the chair on to your face) on to keg. Getting the
easy 1-2-3.
NZWA boy: Keg got 8 stitches in his head after that match
Joolz V. Kalee
Not much of a match here. Kalee beat JOOLZ Down. & All JOOLZ kept on saying
was He's coming. Over & over again. But Stinger was left busted open smiling
just saying He's coming.
NZWA boy: I wonder who he is? Hmmm well the next match is a whopper. You see
a appearance by winter, cling & Kaz & Muted beast.
NZWA boy: One match took place this was a wrestling classic as well. Here is
the recap of it.
Malk V. Varjay
2/3 falls match
Both men come down to the ring. Varjay attack Malk immediately. Doing several
knee lifts & power moves. Which results in a VarHammer from Varjay. & easy
1-2-3.
But Malk quickly shakes off the VarHammer. Exchanges several holds & moves
with Varjay. Then nails the Malk down on Varjay for the 1-2-3.
Then man Malk hits 4 German suplexes on Var then three snap suplexes.
He goes for a pin. But Varjay quickly kicks out. Varjay gets a DDT on Malk.
Going for a VarHammer but Malk does backdrop. Varjay gets up pushes the
referee. Varjay then gets into his face. Jimmy Grasshopper backs down. JR
runs down to the ring & nails Malk with a bat. Then goes to the table on
the outside of the ring. Grabbing masked man nail gun. JR goes back into the
ring. Nails milks hands & feet to the mat. Varjay goes for the cover.
1-2-3. After the match is over Varjay nails to VarHammer on Malk.
A camera then switches to the back showing. Cathy & Ice nine brawling with
Dingo & MR. shadows.
JR puts a nail into the leg of Malk. Then slaps the JR scream maker
(Sharpshooter) on him. Masked man comes in saving Malk from the beat down
NZWA Boy: Finally the main event which is exciting
JR V. Omegadawn V. Erci V. Matango
NZWA world championship
steel cage fire match.
W/ special guest referees
??? ???
Revenge by Papa Roach plays over the speakers & Omegadawn walks down to the
ringside area
Princes of The Universe by queen
Erci walks down to the ring area.
Revelations: man they looked pumped tonight
Masked man: Yes they do almost makes me wish I could get in there
criminal by Eminem plays over the speakers & Zombie JR comes walking to a
large chorus of boos. With alley Katt on side of him. Dingo on the left
carrying two axis in his hands. & Varjay in back of him.
Revelations: man look at dingo he looks tough
Masked Man: looks who he's going for.
Dingo immediately goes after Omegadawn swinging the axis at him. Omegadawn
goes toward him & gets cut by an ax.
Lunation, by DJ Krush
Matango comes walking down to the ringside area in NZWA jersey. He is
carrying his Steel chair with him which has a machete taped to the bottom of
it. Matango nails Dingo on the back with the chair. Then nails the mushroom
on him. Matango who is bleeding from the ax shots. Attempts to grab the
chair. Mantango hammers him in the head three times. Punching him with his
good arm. To the cage Erci does a leg sweep on Omega crashing him into the
ring apron. JR just looks on. Smiling looking at the huge 25 foot steel cage
hovering above the ring.
Erci & Matango whip Omegadawn across the ring. Attempting to nail him with a
double clothesline Omegadawn ducks. Double drop kicking both them to the
match.
JR stays on the walkway laughing at them on the inside. Just talking with
Varjay & Alley Katt.
Unforgiven plays over the speakers the crowd looks over to see who comes
out. & all there mouths drop at once. To see Zombie come walking down the
aisle. In a black & white referee shirt. Zombie comes walking down. JR,
alley Katt & Varjay do not see him. He decks Varjay on the back of the head.
Clotheslines alley Katt the to the grabs his son by the back of the head &
drags him to the ring. The crowd goes crazy. As he tosses JR under the ring
ropes hitting him in the face. The cage comes down.
Flames erupt all over the cage. Zombie SR decks JR in the head. Tossing him
over the ropes. He picks Zombie JR up tosses him head first into the burning
steel cage. Eric, Matango both look at SR. But they both receives a double
Russian leg sweep from Omegadawn. Omegadawn who is still bleeding. He whips
Erci across the ring Omegadawn bends down Erci nails a swinging neck breaker
on him.
Erci then suplexes Omegadawn. Matango hits Omegadawn in the head with the
chair. Then in stomach. SR goes to the outside grabs Jr pushes him under the
rope. Erci spears JR into the ropes. Hitting him in the head which is still
covered in bandages. Erci hiptosses him across the ring. But all of a
sudden. My name is by Eminem plays over the speakers. Malk comes walking
down to the ringside area. Carrying one container of gasoline & a fireworks
sparkler. The cage lifts up & Malk comes walking down. Milks hands & Feet
are covered in bandages.
Malk goes into the cage Dingo & Varjay attempt to get in. But Malk nails
them both with the gasoline container. The burning cage goes down. Erci
grabs JR & tosses him over the ropes. Sr looks on turning his back on his
son & Malk. Omegadawn gets a sidewalk slam on Matango. Matango grabs the
chair nails Omegadawn in the head & Erci in the stomach. Matango does the
mushroom on Erci. Omegadawn nails Matango with a clothesline from hell. He
then throws Matango over the ropes. Slamming his head into the cage. Matango
nails an elbow in Omegadawn face then does a drop toe hold sending
Omegadawn into the steel cage. Matango slides in grabbing the steel chair &
hammers Omegas face into the burning cage.
On the other side of the ring. Malk dumps gasoline all over JR. He takes a
match out of his pocket. Setting the sparkler on fire. He looks down at JR.
SR grabs the sparkler from Malk. He glares down at Malk. Then SR throws down
the sparkler which instantly ignites JR. Alley Katt runs to the back. Then
cage lifts up. JR who is still on fire. Is rolling on the ground. Varjay
takes off his shirt & puts JR. Out. Dingo runs back grabbing his axis he
runs in the ring. Chasing after Omegadawn. Omegadawn sees dingo Attacks him
first. Erci who is in the ring looks on. Matango slides into the ring. &
nails Erci with the mushroom. SR runs over hits the mat.
"1-2." Varjay does an elbow to SRs back. Breaking the count. Varjay pulls in
JR. Matango looks at Varjay. Varjay looks at him. Matango jerks his arm back
& a bat comes out. Malk goes to the outside of the ring grabbing his
Louisville slugger which he placed under the ring. Matango Nails Varjay in
the head with the bat. JR gets up Matango does a mushroom on him.
SR counts.
"1-2-3."
The crowd goes bonkers for Matango as he stands up. The fire on the cage
goes out the cage lifts up to the ceiling. SR goes to the outside of the
ring. Grabbing the NZWA world belt. Putting it around Matangos waist.
Lifting up Matangos arm. The crowd goes crazy. Cathy & Ice nine come down to
the ring.
Cathy has a microphone in her hand.
"Jr guess what? I'm pregnant. Heh heh heh heh."
Cathy smiles at Jr & Her & Zombie Kiss for two minutes. Matango goes to the
turnbuckles hearing the cheers from the crowd. Omegadawn, Dingo & Erci brawl
on the outside of the ring. SR shakes Ice nines as well as Milks hand.
Muted beast & Pork Soda walk out. With microphone in there hands.
Muted Beast: so my partner loses the us title & we get screwed out of our
title shots. Which was why were helping you our remember Varjay?
Varjay who is on the outside of the ring stares at them. He just flips them
off. Beast doesn't see that. & then is attacked from behind by Kaz & cling
they brawl all the way to the ring. All of a sudden the arena turns blue.
Winter comes walking out from the backstage area. On the speakers the words
Winter is coming are repeated over & over again. Winter walks down to the
ring staring at SR & cathy. They all exchange looks as the camera goes off
the air.
NZWA boy: WHOOOOOO that was intense what was up with Winter. What was up Kaz
& Pork Soda attacking Beast & Soda. & SR is back wow. I got word that the
other Referee could not meet it. But he will debut at the PPV. In some
shape or form. Its been fun c-ya guys.
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