Darkness:
Jr: Hello peons
Rev: damn it Jr what are you doing down here?
JR: Icenine has a match coming up.
Masked man: opening match, big step for you guys.
JR; Hell were the ones that will keep the viewers in.
Masked man: they see you ugly mug, there turn the channel.
Jr: Fuck you old man.
Rev: Now, now, you two. Settle down.
JR: Stay out of this Uncle Rev.
ReV: in the opening match Icenine will be taking on Melvin in A Us title
match.
Jr: Melvin is a scare little boy hiding in a big mans body. Tonight Icenine
is going to make him scream.
Rev; What about you & Varjay?
Jr: What about us?
Rev: You have a no Dq match tonight.
Jr; ME & varjay have already talked & we are going to not hold anything back
in the match.
Masked man: You probably dont have a problem hurting your friends huh?
Jr: varjay is my friend & tag team partner. Why would i hurt him?
Masked man: your a souless, gutless, creature. You mean nothing & you have
done some very bad things in your short time here. Why wouldnt you hurt
him? Dont you wanna show people how bad you are?
Jr: Watch the match old man. Your just have to see. Wait it looks like a fan
is calling me ill BRB.
Jr puts the headset down on the announcers table. Aelyah goes to sit in his
spot putting the headphones on.
Aelyah: what's the matter masked man? You jealous of Jr?
Masked man: he makes me sick. He is not even on the same level as dog shit.
Rev: I dunno i consider him to be monkey feces.
Masked man: still low. Do ants take a shit?
Rev: I dont think so.
Aelyah: I notice how you guys say all this when he isnt here. Your a bunch
of chicken shits. I thought you guys were former wrestlers.
Masked man: We are, Jr isnt worth are time.
As Masked man looks over at Jr who is walking over to a beautiful drop dead
gorgeous red head. With eyes as green as grass. The most beautiful shiny
hair. Jr has ever laid eyes on him. The red head woman is signaling for him
to come over to her. Jr who looks the exact opposite of the beautiful woman.
Comes walking over to her putting his hands on the guardrail.
Woman: The things i could do to you & Aelyah. Wouldnt you want to have a
three way with three beautiful woman. One who would do anything you asked
for.
JR looks at the woman as he notices her blouse completely unbuttoned. She
notices him looking & she smiles.
Woman: I can rock your world JR.
Jr opens up her blouse.
Woman: Like what you see?
Jr nods his yes looking at her beautiful breasts. Which are absolutely
perfect.
Woman: You can see the rest of me at my hotel room.
Says the woman with confidence.
Jr stares at her smiling.
Woman: come closer i wont bite.
Jr comes closer & sucks on her breasts. Jr looks at her beautiful green
eyes.
Jr: fear, is what i want. Fear is what i demand. I want you to fear me. Not
love me.
He says growling & biting her bare breasts. He has huge chunk of them in his
razor sharp teeth. He walks over to Rev & Masked man who are horrified & he
spits it out on to them. He then walks back to the woman grabbing her short
leather skirt. Where he looks into her eyes again.
Jr: You may not bite but i do.
He says smiling he then hammers her head with force so hard that it slams
the bone into her brain. The woman falls back into the chair. Jr walks back
over to the announcers table. With blood covering his teeth. Aelyah gets up
smiling. Then sits back on his lap. Jr puts the headphone back on. As the
EMTs come down to pick up the woman.
Rev: I cant believe you did that shit. What the hell is wrong with you Jr?
Jr: they will remember that wont they?
Rev; Yeah.
Jr: that's why i did it. I am about fear, now people know to fear me.
Masked man: Oh JR your still not scary. Your just a sad little boy. You
claim Wolfman has to hide behind the wolf. You hide behind a gimmick & the
Wolf inside you. Your a very sad person. I dont think there anybody who is
scared of you.
Jr: Nightmare is.
Rev: I doubt very much that nightmare is scared of you. You know what
Nightmare & your father did for fun?
Jr: What?
Rev: They used to get real drunk go to the toughest bars in town they would
get into bar brawls. They always came out on top.
Jr: eh, so?
Rev: (sighs) just watch the match.
Out of nowhere a bottle is slammed on top of Jrs bald head. Jr tosses
Aelyah off of his lap. Nightmare jumps over the guardrail taking Jr into the
ring. Nightmare smiles as he stares at the announcers. He pulls Jr out of
the ring. Tossing him on to the announcers table.
Rev: Oh shit.
Masked man: here we go again.
Nightmare pedigrees Jr through a table. Nightmare then takes a lighter from
his pocket. He ignites the lighter.
Nightmare: burn bitch burn.
Says Nightmare with a smile that could make Batmans nemesis the joker
afraid. As Nightmare is about ready to toss the lighter. Varjay comes out
nowhere hammering Nightmare in the back of the head. Varjay takes Nightmare
slamming him into the pole. Which dosent hurt nightmare. just pisses him
off. Nightmare grabs Varjay by the throat. Varjay punches his way out. As
Nightmare & Varjay brawl all over the ring. Nightmare gets the upper hand.
Hammering Varjay in the head with a series of punches until hes back at the
broken announcers table. Several officials come down grabbing Nightmare.
Nightmare screams as they drag him off.
Nightmare; Jr your never be the fucking man your father was. Your nothing.
Varjay wont be able to protect you forever f.
cuts to commercial
Breathe by Prodigy plays as the camera goes to the backstage Icenine is
being helped up by a trainer.
Icenine: Nightmare your blood will be on my hands tonight. You wanna play
the game. This is the game i play bitch.
He says pushing the trainer out of the way. Walking through the NZWA
curtain. Hearing the boos coming from the crowd which brings a nasty looking
smile to his face. As he walks down to the ringside area sliding under the
ropes. Raising his arms in the air. Then putting his hand on the back of his
head.
Rev: Nightmare when he strikes. He strikes hard. Icenine is taking on a
fresh Melvin.
Masked: Varjay saved the day by making the save on Jr. I hope Jr realizes
that.
Says Masked man Looking over at Varjay who is standing by his partner who is
sitting against the guardrail.
"Face to Face" Garth Brooks. As melvin comes down to the ring smiling as
the fans cheer him. Icenine goes out of the ring going over to Melvin who
hits hit Icenine in the head. Which wobbles Icenine. Melvin then clobbers
icenine with a clothesline from hell. Melvin drags Icenine to the ring
putting Ice on to his shoulder tossing him into the ring.
Masked man: what the hell was Icenine thinking?
Rev: Icenine is hurt. He is in there with a healthy pumped up Melvin he
needs to get this match over with quick. One damn power move from Melvin
could be enough to put Icenine away.
Melvin places Icenine against the ropes where he whips him across the ring.
Icenine does a shoulder block against Melvin which has no effect. Melvin
hits Icenine on the back of head. Which causes icenine to lower down. Melvin
hits a European uppercut on Icenine which sends him against the ropes.
Melvin attempt to kick Icenine. Icenine catches the boot. Pushing it away.
Icenine then goes to the top ropes as Melvin turns around he is greeted by a
spinning heel kick from the top rope which sends Melvin crashing head first
into the mat. Icenine covers Melvin for the pin.
Referee Jabba hits the mat.
Rev: I don't think this is enough to put Melvin away.
Masked man: He hit him with a hell of allot of force.
"1-2"
Melvin gets a shoulder up.
Icenine hammers him in the head with a head butt. Then does another which
sends Melvin to the turnbuckles. Icenine goes across the ring. Where he runs
& then does a splash on Melvin which knocks Melvin silly. Melvin wobbles out
of the corner. Receiving several chops to the chest. Icenine goes to the top
rope. Hitting a top rope Bulldog on Melvin. Icenine picks up Melvin. Melvin
decks Ice. Kicks him in the stomach. Then does a gut wrench suplex on him.
Melvin goes for the pin.
"1-2"
Icenine kicks out.
Melvin goes to the ropes.
Rev: This could be mistake.
Masked man: If he hits it. Its all over for Icenine.
Melvin goes for a big splash. Icenine moves out of the way. Melvin slams
against the mat. Icenine stands up grabbing Melvin by the head & hits the
absolute Zero on Melvin. Icenine covers Melvin.
Rev: Put a fork in him hes done.
Masked man: Melvin needs a miracle.
Referee jabba hits the mat.
"1-2-3"
the crowd boos as Icenine stands up rasing his arms in the air. Icenine goes
out of the ring. Grabbing the Us belt which he promptly puts around his
neck.
Rev: Jr gets jumped, We have a new Us champ. What the hell else is going to
happen tonight?
Masked man: I dunno but up next is Jr V. Varjay.
Cuts to commercial.
Vince Russo: hello everyone. I AM Back. Remember i am from New York.
Rev: why the hell are you here?
Russo: Im from New York Im one bad mother.
Masked man: Shut up Russo.
Russo: I have seen allot of sports entertainment tonight. Where is the T&A.
YOU Must have T&A.
Rev; Quiet.
Russo: WCW wont take me . WWF wont take me. So i came here.
Rev: You snuck in.
Russo: Shut up. You can get very hurt talking to me that way.
Masked maN: Be quiet Russo. Nobody cares.
Russo: It was WCWS Fault.
Masked man: Shaddup.
Varjay helps up his friend Jr.
Varjay: You still wanna do this?
Jr: yeah man.
Says Jr sliding under the ropes. Varjay joins him in the ring.
Vince Russo: I see it says no DQ. Good. Where the T&A.
Rev: Actually that would be Aelyah shes on the outside of the ring.
Vince: Good god she is hot.
Masked man: Yes, she is with JR though Russo so you better watch out.
Russo: I hold a victory over Ric Flair. So i can take care of myself. Do i
need to remind you of the fact i took a spear from Goldberg & I still got
up.
Masked man: QUIET, Russo. You suck you know that?
Russo: Show me some respect bitch.
Rev (laughs): ha ha, he told you masked man.
Referee Jabba signals for the bell to ring. Varjay goes up to JR. Who looks
to be recovered from the pedigree through the table. Varjay sticks out his
hand. JR takes squeezes it hits Varjay in the face then puts Var on his
shoulder doing a death valley driver on the mat. JR covers Varjay. Referee
Jabba hits the mat.
"1-2."
Varjay kicks out.
Rev: Good god, shows you what kind of friend Jr is.
Russo: I like it.
Masked man: Of course you did.
Rev: I mean you know they said to let anything go. I dunno hope this opens
Varjays eyes.
Jr brings Varjay over the ropes. Where he does several forearms to the
forehead. Then Jr does several head butts. Jr clothesline Varjay out of the
ring. Jr goes to the outside of the ring. Where he grabs Varjay slamming him
into the steel steps. Giving a couple of good measured kicks to the head. Jr
picks up Varjay wrapping his massive arm around Vars neck. Squeezing, Jr
then grabs Vars tights doing a reverse Suplex on to Varjay which sends
Vars ribs crashing into the Black NZWA mat. Jr slides back into the ring.
Leaving Var on the outside.
Rev: Thats a rookie mistake right there. Leaving Varjay on the outside of
the ring. Jr should continue to do damage to Varjay.
Russo: hes playing to the crowd oh hell yeah. Hell start on the microphone
soon.
Rev: hes in the middle of the damn match.
Masked man: I really doubt JR will do that. I dont even think hes that
stupid.
Rev; He cant be 100% from being pedigreed through the announcing table.
Russo: Hes tough he can make it through it.
Masked man: Oh be quiet. Jr may be able to take it but he can be a 100%.
Varjay gets up putting his hand on the argon. Jr does a baseball slide
towards Varjay. Varjay grabs Jrs feet. Dragging him to the outside of the
ring. Slamming JRs head into whats left of the announcing table. Varjay
then does a belly to back Suplex on Jr which slams Jrs head off of the mat.
Varjay puts JR into the ring. Varjay puts JR against ropes attempting to
whip him. JR blocks it whips Varjay across the going for a clothesline.
Varjay dunks the clothesline. Goes to the back of Jr & does a neck breaker
on him.
Rev; Good move.
Russo: WTF was that?
Masked man: WTF was what? Russo?
Russo: What he just did. Ive never seen anything like that before.
Rev; The neck breaker?
Russo: Yeah that....
Rev: Its a wrestling move.
Masked man: Dumb ass.
Russo: Just because i dont know about this wrestling dosent mean anything.
Rev: Sigh i wont even go there.
Varjay does a body slam on JR. Then does a knee to the face. An elbow to the
head. Varjay covers JR.
Referee Jabba hits the mat.
"1-2"
Jr kicks out.
Varjay kicks Jr in the stomach going for a Varhammer. Jr backdrops Varjay.
Jr picks up Varjay. Varjay head butts Jrs chin. Then grabs Jrs legs. Doing
a sing shot on Jr which drapes Jrs throats against the top rope. Jr bounces
off of it. Varjay goes for a Texas Clover leaf. Which he locks in security
on Jrs back.
Rev: I wonder if hell get Jr to tap?
Russo: I dont think so.
Masked man: He didnt do any work on the back so i doubt it. Its still a
painful move.
Rev: Yes.
JRs face is full of pain as his arms try to reach for the bottom rope.
which is just inches away from his hand. Varjay continues to force pressure
to the back of Jr. Jr trys to fight it. Varjay gets up to bring Jr over to
the middle of the ring. Jr uses almost all his strength & grabs the bottom
rope. Which forces Varjay to let go of the hold . Varjay brings his
partner/friend to the middle of the ring. Jr gets on his back kicking Varjay
in the butt. JR gets to his feet.
Varjay turns around & is greeted by a clothesline from hell. Which sends
Varjay to the mat. Jr goes for the cover.
"1-2"
Varjay kicks out.
JR stands up doing a knee to the stomach. Of varjay. Jr picks up Varjay
picking him up over his head & tossing him over the top ropes. Jr goes over
to the top rope slamming vars head into the mat. Jr then slams Varjays
head into the ring post. Jr goes over to the ring apron lifting it up. He
pulls out a steel chair. Varjay come off of the ring post & is greeted with
a vicious chair shot to the head that busts him open. Sending him to the
mat. Jr picks up Varjay. Setting his arm against the pole. Jr slams the
chair against Varjays arm. So hard that echos through the arena. Which
bring a chorus of boos from the crowd. JR hammers it again & again.
Rev: Jr dosent give a damn about Varjay. Why in the hell would he do that
to his own friend?
Masked man: Jr dosent care. He just looks at Varjay as his victim.
Russo: you gotta do what you gotta do.
Rev; Var saved him from being beat down.
Russo: They said anything goes.
JR tosses the chair back into the ring. Taking Varjay into the where he
grabs Varjays arm. Taking Varjay over to the chair. Jr takes the arm he
hammered with a chair. & does a single arm DDT on to the steel chair. JR
grabs Varjays hurt arm. Jr then wraps his arms around Varjays arm bringing
the arm to his arm pit. Where he keep the arm trapped. Put pressure on it.
He continues to put all of his strength into the Arm bar.
The Referee gets up close to Varjay.
Rev: Don't think Varjay will recover from this.
Masked man: i dont think so either.
Russo; That has to hurt.
Varjay trys his best to hang on feels the pressure coming from his
friend/parnter. & varjay taps out. Jr immediately lets go. Bringing Varjay
to the corner & lifting up his good arm patting him on the back.
Rev: I dunno i know all bets were off. Varjay needs to stay away from Jr.
Masked man: Agreed. Look who is coming down!!!!!!!!!!
Jr is pulled from the ring. JR turns around & is punched in the face by
Wolfman. Wolfman pushes the 300 pound Jr away from the ring where is decked
by a chair to head. Alley tosses Wolfman a chair. Wolfman uses it on the
back of Jrs head. Alley hammers his forehead with the steel chair. Wolfman
does the same. Wolfman puts Jrs arm on the back of his head. Then does a
suplex on JR which sends jr crashing to the steel walkway. Wolfman smacks
Jrs head with a chair. Wolfman then picks up Jr.
As JR stands Alley & wolf are on both sides of him. They give him a double
chair shot. When the chair hit a large WHACK!! Is heard. JR almost goes
down. Wolfman & Alley hammer Jrs head with it. Which sends JR crashing to
the steel guardrail. Wolfman picks up JR taking him over to the ring post.
Wolfman hits Jr in the back several times with the chair. Then Woflman grabs
jrs arm keeping him in place. Alley hits Jr with the chair on the back the
head. Which slams Jrs head into the ring post. A thud is heard when the
chair reaches Jrs bald head. Wolfman does the same. They both take turns
hitting Jrs head into the ring post. Wolfman takes jr away from the ring
post over to th guardrail. Where he drags Jrs throat over the guard-rail.
Alley gets into the ring climbing up the ring ropes very slowly (despite her
broken leg) Alley balances herself on the top turnbuckle as wolfman holds
down Jr. Alley then jumps Nailing Jr a leg drop to the back of the head.
Which forces Jrs throat on to the guard-rail. Jr bounces off hitting the
mat Gasping for air. Alley & Wolf take a few more hits on JR. Then Wolf puts
alley over his shoulders carrying her away.
Rev; Holy crap, Jr just got the snot beat out of him.
Russo: Where did they come from.
Masked man: He got what he deserved.
Cuts to commercial.
As Wolfman & Alley enter there dressing room. Varjay is sitting next to the
lockers holding his arm. He stares into the eyes of the Wolfman.
Wolfman: What are you doing in here?
Var: You just attacked my tag team partner. There carrying him out to the
ambulance now.
Wolfman: So what?
Varjay: Its just that i dont like those particular things. My tag team
partner being hurt.
Wolfman: So you came hear to do something about it?
Varjay: my arm is a little to banged up.
Wolfman: Which your so called friend did right? He hit your arm with a steel
chair against a ring post. Some friend.
Varjay: Well yeah that is true. Like i said i maybe a little banged up but i
know someone who isnt.
Wolfman stairs at Varjay who is leaning against the lockers. When from the
hallways comes a quacking sound. Wolfman hits the ground like a ton of
bricks. Prix stands over Wolfman smiling.
Prix: hey what up Wolf
Says Duck flashing an evil grin. Duck picks up Wolf tossing him into the
lockers. Alley kicks prix in the leg her cast. Prix turns around staring at
Alley. He grabs Alleys hair kissing the Katt on the lips. Prix lets out a
few quacks then leaves the dressing room. Varjay stands up walking out of
the dressing room where Wolfman can be heard growling.
Cuts to commercial
Jr is sitting a locker room with Aelyah sitting next to him. Jr is leaning
next to locker when the door fly's open & Nzdude comes running into the
dressing room. Where jR attempts to stand is then hammered by the Haka which
sends him crashing into the lockers. Nzdude hammers him in the stomach. &
face. Then DDTS JR to the mat.
He stands over JR as Aelyah looks on. Nzdude takers her out with the Haka.
Nzude stands over JR he spits on him.
Nzdude: were be seeing each other soon JR. You can count on it.
Says Nzdude smiling.
As he leaves the dressing room leaving Jr laying on the floor. He slams the
dressing room door shut.
Cuts to commercial.
Enter sandman by metallica plays over the speakers as Cling steps out of the
entranceway with a microphone in his hand.
Cling: Looking at the memorandum today. I realized i was fighting a woman.
Since i am a man of morals i cannot simply do that. So Sweety pie my queen.
My lover. Will you come on out.
Marcy Playground's coming up from behind plays over the speakers as Kaz
comes walking out of the backstage area. She grabs clings arm & they go
walking down to the ringside area. Sliding under the bottom ropes. Where
they start to kiss. Poison by alice cooper plays over the speakers.
Vince Russo: Wow a ladder match. Gotta love em.
Masked man: I dont remember saying you could speak.
Vince: QUIET.
Rev: Shut up Russo.
Vince: No, i have allot to say.
Masked man: No one wants to hear it.
Russo: bite me. Im a new yorker ill say what I want. If you got a problem
with that. Well, then I suggest you kiss my New York ass.
Angel runs from the backstage area to the ring sliding under the ropes.
Going after Cling & Kaz. She slams both of there heads together. Grabbing
Clings head & tossing him out of the ring. She kicks Kaz in the stomach
whipping her into the corner. Where Angel greets her with a clothesline
which slams Kazs very soar back into the corner. Angel head butts Kaz then
whips her across the ring with ease. Where Angel slams into Kaz with another
viscous clothesline. Angel body slams Kaz. Cling gets on the apron. Angel
goes over to him hitting him in the face. Grabbing the steel chair from her
hands.
Rev: As you can see the tag belts are about 20 feet up in the air. As
everyone knows the only way to get them is by climbing up the ladder.
Masked man: These are very hard on the bodies.
Russo: Wrestling is fake.
Masked man: Shut up Russo.
Russo: That was a shoot.
Rev; Nobody cares russo.
Angel takes the chair hammering Kaz in the head with it. Which wobbles her.
Angel then does a snap mare take down on Kaz kicking her in the shoulder
blades. Angel tosses the chair to the side. Going out of the ring grabbing
the ladder which the referees brought to the walkway. Angel lifts the ladder
over her head tossing it into the ring.
Kaz rolls over grabbing the chair. Gets up on her feet & decks Angel in the
head. She does it three times with the chair. Kaz then hits Angel in the
stomach with the chair. Kaz goes to the ropes runs & hits Angel with a
flying chair shot to the head. Which sends Angel to the mat. Kaz takes the
ladder & sets it up.
As cling is cheering her on. Prix jumps over the guard-rail nailing Cling
with a clothesline. He then wraps the chain around Cling throat choking
Cling with all his might. As Kaz climbs up the ladder she dosent realize
that her man is being choked out by the duck.
Rev: Good god hes being choked out by Duck!!!!!
Masked man: What in the hell. NZWA is just getting more bizarre.
Russo: werewolves, vampires, immortals. What is this 1999? Did i book NZWA
too?
Rev: SHUT UP RUSSO. YOU SUCK.
Russo: Of course how do you think i got into the wrestling industry.
Rev: Oh dear god.
Masked man: Russo quiet before i cut out your tongue.
Russo: Im shocked.
Masked man: SHUT IT!!!!
Rev: What the hell are you doing here anyways Russo?
Russo: I told you, nobody would take me.
Rev: NZWA wouldnt take you.
Russo: I just told them i was behind the WWFs success & they let me right
in.
Masked man: You still think that?
Russo: I was held down in WCW too.
Rev: Oh god this is going to be a long night.
Prix lets go of Cling just before cling is out cold. Prix stares into the
ring at Kaz. Who is climbing the rungs on the ladder. Angel gets up going up
the rungs as well. She puts her arm around Kazs stomach & does a German
Suplex off of the ladder. Kaz lands directly on her head. Angel takes the
ladder putting the chair on to the corner. Angel takes Kaz into the corner &
whips her into the ladder. In which Kaz bounces off of. Kaz trys to ignore
the pain. She trys to stay on her feet. Which turns out to be a mistake.
She is speared by angel into the ladder. Which makes a huge dent in the
ladder. Kaz falls face 1st on the mat. Angel smiles showing her vampire
teeth.
Prix slides under the ropes as Angel grabs the ladder. Prix picks up the
chair. Whacking Angel on the back of head. Prix does it again & again. Angel
fall against the ladder. Prix hammers, Angels head into the chair. Again &
again. Prix tosses the chair to the mat as Angel falls to the mat. Prix
takes the ladder bringing it to the middle of the ring. Where he picks up
Kaz. & kisses her on the lips. Cling sees this & becomes enraged he slides
under the ropes.
Rev: WOW look at my son in law he looks pissed. Go get him CLING.
Cling hits Prix in the bill, once, twice, three times then does an uppercuts
which sends prix to the ground. Cling sets up the ladder climbing up it. He
quickly arrives at the top. Prix stands up & is nailed by a Cling missile
drop kick which sends Prix crashing head first into the mat & his duck feet
landing on the ropes. Cling then helps up Kaz. Kisses her on the lips.
Despite being in pain. Kaz quickly climbs the ladder. Undoing the tag belts.
She undoes both of them. Referee Jett jackson rings for the bell. Cling goes
up to the other side of the ladder. Where Kaz & Cling make out on top of the
ladder. Prix gets up With an evil grin on his bill. He walks up to the
ladder. Kicking it. Which causes it to slam together. The ladder falls with
Kaz on one side & cling & the other. It hits the ground. With Cling slamming
into the ladder which slams into Kazs stomach. Both Cling & Kaz gasp for
air. As Prix slyly leaves the ring.
Rev: god i hope she's ok.
Masked man: Hope to see you all Darkness 2 where much more is yet to come.
Russo: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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part 1
all who weren't in this one will be in part 2 matches included