Tony; Welcome folks to the second part of Light, NZWA Darkness.
Mark Madden: Yes tonight maybe we will find out why Hardy attacked RnR
last week.
Tony: Tonight we see RnR Taking Chameleon in a falls count anywhere
match. Yes it will actually take place tonight.
Mark Madden: Zombie would never disapoint us.
Tony: Kiss ass.
Madden: That's why i got a raise. & I have told you how attractive MR
Varjay has been looking?
Tony; WHAT???
Madden: What's that?
He says listening into the headphones.
Got a raise
he says smiling.
Tony: Damn you.
Chameleon as goldberg V. RnR Triplee hhh
falls count anywhere in the world.
Tony: What? Did you hear that madden?.
Madden: What?
Tony: My god that's horrible. RnR & Chameleon have both been laid out.
Madden: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Tony: by omegedawn.
Camera cuts to the back.
Omegadawn is standing over them laughing through his leather mask.
Omegadawn: You hurt me Varjay. You left the woman i loved in that
alley. You send your bitch after me. Wel that's ok. Because i'll fuck
him up. Then i'm coming for you. Do you understand that? It dosen't
matter who you put in my way. It dosen't matter where. Or how. But i'm
coming. I have no remorse. I have nothing. Accept my hatred for you.
Varjay i took out Little V & Cheyenne. Know i'm taking out your stars.
He says laughing as the camera shows them being put on to the gurny.
Even the paramedics look away in disgust.
Omegadawn: it was so fun. So fun.
Erci is see staring at the ambulance.
Camera cuts to ringside area.
Madden: What the hell happened?
Tony: They won't say.
Madden: So know Falls count anywhere match?
Tony; Duh. Of course not. Well were having
Mentski V. Husker Du
Tony: Since Chameleon & RnR were taken out again before there match we
will be having Mentski V. Husker DU.
Madden: Of course Omegedawn could come out & attack them both.
Tony: He better not.
Madden: What you going to do? Kick his ass?
Mentski comes down to the ring first. Followed by Hukser who stares
directly at Mentski standing in the ring. Husker goes through the
second rope. Mentski attacks him before husker even has a chance to
get into the ring. Mentski whips him across the ring nailing him in
the stomach with his knee.
Tony: We should point out. That these will be a series of matches.
Through several events.
Madden: Sounds familalr
Tony: Nothings original.
Madden: Shut up.
Tony; Bite me.
Then does several kicks in the head. Nailing him with a series of
knees. He tosses him over the ropes Mentski stands on the ropes
nailing Husker with a flying clothesline. Mentski body slams Husker.
Tony: these two men have allot of respect for each other.
Madden: But there's a belt involved. Tempers will flare.
Mentski does a belly to back suplex on Husker in which he slams him
down on the steel steps. Mentski steps back. A few feets runs up
kicking Husker in the head as hard as he can. Mentski then pilesdrives
Husker into the steps.
Tony: Wow.
Madden: no friends when it comes to titles.
Mentski puts Husker back into the ring. Mentski grabs Huskers head &
nails him repidatly with blows. Husker is bleeding a little bit.
Mentski goes down biting on his head.
Tony: We should point that there are no time limits to these match. No
count outs. No Dqs. They will take place on Nitro as well as light &
darkness.
Madden: They will be brutal as well
Tony: duh
Mark Madden raises his hand towards Tony.
Then puts him in a headlock wearing him down. He keeps on for a few
minutes. Keeping pressure on his head. Mentski keeps him down then
brings him back up. Putting his arm on the back of his. Mentski does a
suplex on him. Going for the cover.
Tony; Classic no thrills wrestling.
Madden: This might be the only actual wrestling match of the night.
Tony: Agreed.
Jimmy Grasshopper hits the mat.
"1-2"
Husker kicks out.
Mentski puts husker between his legs. But Husker backdrops him.
Grabbing his leg & putting the ankle lock submission on Mentski.
Mentski quickly grabs the ropes. Husker lets go grabbing mentski head.
Mentski gets several elbows the head of Husker. Which gets him to back
off. Mentski kicks husker in the stomach. Then spinebusts him on the
mat. Going for the cover.
Tony: Mentski has dominated husker most of the match.
Madden: I predict mentski winning this.
Tony: Like jayrock beating Erci?
Madden: Tony Cheated
Jimmy Grasshopper hits the mat.
"1-2"
Husker kicks out. Husker decks Mentski. Then pushes him all the way
over to the corner. Where he does several head butts to mentski.
Husker tosses mentski to the outside of the ring. Husker follows him
outside. Slamming mentskis head into the table. Mentski grabs the
monitor nailing Husker in the head with it. Mentski attempts to whip
Husker into the steps. But Husker reveses it sending Mentski into the
steps. Then husker gives a huge kick tot he head of Mentski.
Tony: Ouch Husker is coming back with a vengance
Madden: Mentski will come back
Husker grabs him by the head. Throwing him back into the ring. Husker
goes to the top rope. Doing a bulldog on Mentski. Then whips him
across the ring. Nailing a belly to belly suplex on him. Husker goes
for the cover.
"1-2-3."
Counts Jimmy Grasshopper.
Tony: Great match.
Madden: Husker cheated.
Tony: It was a no Dq match. The next match will take place in a mall.
Madden: A mall woo-huh. Maybe i'll see a special deal at the big mans
store.
Tony: Anyway. Basically the rules of the match is this. 1. You half to
have the sword in your arms at all time. 2. You fight until you can
either no longer continue or by pin.
Madden: Wow. Zombie is a genious.
Tony: Zombie is still recovering. He has other things to worry about.
Varjay & JR are running this company.
Madden: Duh i said MR. Zombie JR.
Tony: shut up.
Camera cuts to the mall. Rick Long is standing between Omegedawn &
Erci. They are both holding swords in there hands glaring at each
other. Rick Long lifts up his hands then drops them fast.
Omegadawn V. Erci
Rick Long: FIGHT
Omegedawn stares at Erci backing up a little bit.
Tony: this match will be all ercis. I see little chance in Omegeadawn
surviving.
Madden: He's 280 pounds. You don't think he cant take care of himself?
Tony: I think he'll give Erci a fight but that's it.
Omegadawn swings towards Erci. Eric grabs the sword. Nailing Omega
dawn in the head with a swift elbow. Erci pulls the sword from Omegas
hands. He swings the swords cutting both of Erci arms. Then takes the
bottom of the sword nails Omegadawn in the head with it. He then
tosses the sword to Omegadawn. Jumps up in the air nailing Omegeadawn
in the head which wobbles the big man but dosen't bring him down.
Tony: That didnt' knock him down?
Madden: this match belongs to Omegeadawn. He will win. I'm telling you
& if he dosen't i will go on a diet.
Tony: That's pretty damn funny.
Omegadawn grabs Erci by the throat lifts up his knee & slams erci head
directly into leg. He then decks Eric. Erci takes the sword nailing
Omegadawn in the shoulder with it. The sword cuts deep. Going directly
into the shoulder blade of Omega dawn.
Tony: ouch
Madden: he can take it. He's not a pussy like you.
Blood runs down his shirt. Omegadawn swings towards Erci. But Erci
grabs the swords. Gripping it. Blood starts coming down from his
hands. Omegea dawn. Decks Erci in the face many times. He then picks
up Erci carrying him over with his one good arm to Victorias Secret.
He tosses Erci through the window. He crashes into a bunch of
manquins.
Tony: your a pussy. Pussy
Madden: Shut the hell up. I carry your ass on this brodcast. I
gurantee you could never write an article like me. Because you suck
ass.
Tony: Are youy going to challenge me to a match?
Some of the woman clerks scream as Omegadawn picks up Erci putting him
on his shoulders. Slamming him down on to the rounders. Rick Omegadawn
walks over picking up the swords. Erci, stands up staring at Omega
dawn holding the two swords in his hands. Erci runs over to Omegadawn
kicking one of the swords out of his hands. He then cuts omegadawns
shoulder again. Omega kicks erci in the stomach Omega dawn stabs Erci
in the stomach.
Madden: & what lose are rating?
Tony: What are waitings? Anyway?
Madden: My mom watches.
Tony: so does mine.
Madden: I think Zombie's mom watches.
Tony: & of course varjays.
Madden: We have quite the fan base.
Tony: So NZWA fanbase is old woman?
Madden: & midgets, orges, Dwarfs, elves & Gnomes.
Tony: Can't forget the gnomes.
Erci pulls the sword out from his stomach & slams it into Omegadawns
shoulder. Pushing it inside. Omegadawn grabs Erci by the throat
pushing him accross the store. To the dressing room. Erci who is
losing blood quickly does a drop toe hold on Omegadawn. Which sends
him crashing through the door of the dressing room.
Tony: This is the greatest nitro ever. Two men just crashed through a
dressing room door.
Madden: God bless Zombie
A beatuiful red headed woman who is changing screams & trys to cover
up her breast. As she sees two bloody men crashing into the dressing
room knocking into the wall. Omegadawn attempts to get up but Eric
picks him up by the head & slams into the wall. His head goes diretcly
through. Then his head bounces off of the bench. Erci covers
omegadawn.
Rick long hits the floor.
"1-2-3"
Madden: This is a first in wrestling. Two men go crashing through a
dressing room door where a topless is. Oh hell yeah.
Tony: Looks like your losing weight.
Madden: Shut up.
Tony: I'm getting word that the woman match will take place in the
mall as well.
Madden: Yippee.
Tony: yep apparently they even brought some of there own goodies.
Madden: I thought this was a glass/nail match.
Tony: Oh it is.
Madden: hmmm?
Tony: Apparently Kalee & Alley are going to fight in the bathroom.
Madden: That sounds familar.
Tony: MR Zombie's Idea.
Madden: Well it's brillant.
Tony; OMG i just got word. Apparently the floor is covered in glass. &
The bathroom is full of all sort of goodies.
Madden: Wow.
Tony: Official Jack Turledove says from the looks of it. This might be
the bloodiest nastiest match anyone has ever seen.
Madden: Wow.
Camera cuts to the ladies bathroom of the mall. Offcial Jack
Turtledove is seen standing at the door of the bathroom staring in.
The floor is completly covered in glass. On the sink are hammers,
nails. & 3 water jugs. The water jugs are full of bugs. The 1st water
jug is full of Wasps (yellow jackets) the 2nd jug container is full of
Fire ants. & the third water jug is full of Bees. From top to bottom
of the huge arrowhead water jugs. The jugs are completly & filled from
top to bottom. With arie holes being cut all over so the bugs can get
air.
Tony: i've been doing this for a number of years. & i have never seen
anything like that.
Madden: this is going to be chaos
Jack turtledove: I have never seen anything quite like this.
Tony: me neither jack
He looks above to see the lovely Alley Katt walking in a pair of cut
offs & A green bikini top to match her lovely green eyes. Jack can
hear the thongs on her feet as she walks up to the ladies bathroom.
She kicks off the thongs looking into the bathroom.
Madden: She looks good enough to eat.
Tony: i don't think she'll look like that after the match.
Jack Turtledove look over to see Kalee walking in a string bikini & &
pair of jean short. & a pair of tennis shoes no shocks. She kicks off
her shoes. Undoes her shorts revelaing a very small bikini bottom.
Tony: Why aren't they wearing shoes.
Madden: There tough tony.
Jack: You do know it's completly covered in glass in there don't you?
Alley; Oh yes.
Madden: god she's sexy
Kalee; You betcha.
Tony: let me guess you pic her?
Madden: Oh hell yeah. She's connected with Zombie JR. & he's connected
with Zombie SR. So you know she can fight.
Tony: you have been right so far. Haven't you?
Jack: Why are you barefoot?
Madden: Shut up.
Tony: Make me.
Alley: Simple. We see all these shows in WWF & WCW> with woman
fighting to rip each others clothes off. Showing the men how much they
can scream & pull each others hair. Were tired of it. Men get to do
these hard-core matches. Especially here in NZWA. Where you have the
fire match, the barb-wire match. The chain-saw match. Cage match,
glass match. Whatever else there is here. We want to show that we are
as tough or tougher than the men. Unlike most feds.
Madden: amen alley katt.
Kalee: We don't care if we get naked. We don't care if our clothes
fall off. This wil be a war of epic proportions. Something that will
go down as very grueseome. Something famous. People will never be able
to top this.
Tony: damn you can feel the tension
Alley: SO all your feds watching us now. Pay attention. This is how a
womans match should be. No fucking women tearing each others clothes
off & pulling each others hair. We want wars. Were not here just to be
eye candy. Were here to fight & kick ass. TO be blunt after this i
would like to get into title contention.
Madden: i think kalee wants to get naked.
Tony: does it matter? I don''t think either will look very good after
this match. I mean did you see all that stuff in the ring?
Kalee: As would i. So for you guys who turned into see us Fight each
other & pull each others clothes off. Turn the channel now. Because
what you are going to see is a bloodbath.
Madden: I thought she wanted to get naked.
Tony; There both in biknis so i think it's pretty safe to say they
are.
Alley nails Kalee in the head with a punch. Slams her into the door.
Then does a DDT on to the glass in the bathroom. Kalees head bounces
off of it. Alley walks into the bathroom. The glass immidiatly cutting
her feet. Kalee gets up spearing Alley Katt. Alley feels the glass
entering her back. Blood id coming from her feet. Kalee stands up
walking across the glass. Blood starts flowing from her feet. Kalee
struggles accross the glass. Alley katt gets up. Putting her hand into
the glass. She quickly takes her hand away from the glass. Brushing it
off. She stands up also ignoring the pain.
Tony: My god this is horrible.
Madden: Alley is getting bruised up.
She laughs as she runs over to the counter. Grabbing kalee by the back
of the neck. & slamming her head into the counter. In which kalee
bounces off & hits the floor. Alley katt grabs the water jug. Full of
wasps. She unscrews the lid. Tossing it to the ground. the wasps
start flying out. Alley katt kicks it over to Kalee.
Madden: The wasps our out. The wasps out.
She then unscrews the Fire ants tossing them to the ground. they start
coming out of the jug. Wasps are flying all over the bathroom. Alley
katt swings at them. They sting her in the arm. There stinging Kalee
all over. Kalee wraps her legs around Alley Katt doing a drop toe hold
on her. Slamming her face into the glass. Kalee gets up shielding her
face from the wasps. The wasps stab her in the arm.
Tony: The fire ants are out.
KALEE!!!!!!
Madden & Tony: Who in the hell is that?
She trys to look through the swarm of wasps. The ants are all over the
floor. Biting her feet & crawling all over Alley. A figure runs
through the bathroom. Throwing a blanket over Kalee. Putting her over
his shoulder. & carrying her out of the bathroom. He runs back in
unscrewing the top of water jug of the bees the figure picks it up &
tosses it at Alley Katt. The figure runs back to the door slamming the
door shut. Leaving alley katt in with the all the bugs.
Madden: who the hell is that?
Tony: We just asked that. dumb ass.
The camera shows the figure who.
Kalee: REV
Revelations: I'm here baby.
Tony: Revelations
Madden: OMG he here to save Kalee.
Tony: MY god.
He looks at the insect bites. he picks her up & in his arms & carrys
her down the mall. But suddenly Joolz comes crashing through window
from a Tonys world of pots. Crashing through the dispaly Glass goes
flying all over the place. Some of it hitting Rev in the eye. The side
of the eye. His cheeks. He hits the ground covering Kalee.
Madden: How romantic.
Tony: he's so sweet
Madden: My god Joolz.
Tony: She came crashing through the window.
Madden: Glass is flying all over the place.
Tony: This nothing but chaos.
Jools nails Rev head with a kick. He stands up. Joolz puts him in a
headlock & ddts him. She picks him up by the head & throws him into a
clothing him into the wall. Kalee attempts to get up. But Joolz nails
her with a elbow to the head. Grabbing her by the hair.
Madden: this is so unpredicatable.
Tony: My god i agree with you.
Putting Kalee between her legs & doing a piledriver on her. She looks
evily intot he camera. Then picks up Kalee slamming her head first
into the camera. Then Joolz takes the camera & starts hammering Kalee
with it. Until Kalee is completly & totally knocked out. Joolz stands
over Kalee in victory.
Tony: Ever since joolz has connected with the brewsbrothers she has
been total evil.
When all of a sudden. She hears the sounds of a motorcycle. She looks
over to see a motorcycle coming towards her with a bat drawn. In which
she nails Joolz in the stomach with it. Joolz goes flying across the
mall.
Madden: what next?
Tony: I dunno.
Madden: Joolz has gone flying.
Tony: MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The camera shows kalee standing up & nailing Joolz with a superkick.
The motorcycle rider grabs joolz by the waist puts her on the
motorcycle. Riding with her across the mall. Tossing her into the
fountain. Kalee walks slowly over to rev to check on him. The pain is
to great she falls to her knees.
Tony: Kalee is. Kalee is up.
Madden: WHERES ALLEY.
Tony: She never came out of the bathroom.
The motorcyle driver points the bat Kalee. she unzips her leather
jacket. Taking out a water bottle full of gasoline. She pours it all
over the bat. Then takes out a lighter. Lights the bat. She rides over
to kalee attempting to nail her with a bat. But rev out of nowhere
clotheslines the biker. The biker goes flying crashing into the mat.
Rev goes over to the biker lifting the helmet it is revelaed to be
Angel. Her face is covered in Bandages. Rev walks over to Kalee picks
her up.
Tony: It's angel!!!
Madden: tonight is full of surprises.
Tony: I love this job.
Madden: No shoot interviews
Tony: oh hell yeah
Angel grabs the burning bat. Running over to Rev who has his back
turned. But kalee jumps up nailing Angel in the face. Punching her &
punching her. Kalee jumps up. Wrapping her legs around angel. Punching
her all the way over the fountain. Angel trips. Falling into the
water. Kalee holds her head under the water.
Tony: My god she's drowning Kalee.
Mark: Where's ALLEY?
Tony: In the bathroom.
Rev runs over grabbing Kalee putting her over his shoulder & he carrys
her out. Offcial Jack Turledove walks over to the camera.
Jack: This has been declared a no contest.
Tony: my god that is over. I have never seen anything like that in my
life.
Madden: I hope alley is ok.
Tony: up next. I can't belive this.
Varjay V. Keg
cage/ladders/weapons match
the ring attendants come out to contruct the massive 25 foot black
NZWA cage.
Camera cuts to the back.
Jay-rock is seen walking. He knocks on the door. Dead Hardy answer it
proudly wearing his NZWA belt.
Dead Hardy: Jayrock how are you?
Jayrock: JR, jR, jr. I have battled your father many times. But damn
did i hit him so fucking hard. That it affected you to or what?
Zombie JR; What?
Jayrock: Your lady is being eaten by bugs. & your sitting in this damn
dressing room with hardy. & this dumb ass in the suit. Who is this guy
anyway?
Zombie JR; That's mr shadows.
Jayrock: Whatever. The point is you should of gone down there kicked
some ass. Rescued alley katt from that.
Zombie JR: she didnt' want know help.
Dead hardy: yeah jayrock.
Jayrock: Shut the hell up hardy. JR you still should of went in there
& saved him. What are you some kind of dumbass?
Zombie JR: Talk to me with respect MR jayrock after al i am co-owner
of the fed.
Jayrock: You should of saved the damn lady. I mean Alley Katt is a
babe. Damn> I would pet that kitty anytime.
Dead Hardy: hey, hey hey, watch it there. You must respect woman.
Jayrock: Like you do with Stephanie, britany & christnia huh?
Dead Hardy: I respect them. I'm engaged to all three of them.
Jayrock: Whatever. The point is this JR. Alley katt is in there with
bugs & glass your sitting here. What are you doing in here anyway?
Zombie JR; I'm sitting on a nice leather couch watching TV.
He looks at the TV & there all watching southpark.
Jayrock: So you have no idea what happened to Alley?
Zombie JR; She kicked ass.
Jayrock: No one knows what happened to her. She's still in the damn
bathroom.
Zombie JR; Sounds like a typical woman to me.
Jayrock: You sir are a dumbass i swear.
Zombie JR: She's my kitty. I know it was a tough match. But she also
instructed me & hardy to stay out of it.
Jayrock makes whipping sounds.
Jayrock: Well you do realize that when a woman says something she
means something else don't you?
Zombie JR; what?
Jayrock: You going get your ass kicked.
Zombie JR: get out of here jayrock.
Jayrock: I'm going. I'm going.
Dead Hardy: Loser.
Jayrock: You better watch it. I'll take that damn belt from you.
Because i am
Dead Hardy & Zombie JR: APWCWF champ & APWW champ.
Jayrock: No respect i tell you. No respect. Damn punks. Well i hope
Alley is willing to manage me after this.
He mumbles under his breath & leaves the room.
Camera switches to Varjays Locker room.
He's doing sits ups. On his knees is a picture of Cheynne & Little V.
Little V is sitting cheyenne's lap in the picture. Varjay grunts &
moans screaming out Omegadawns name.
A knock is heard on the door. Varjay goes to answer it. Mean Gene
Okerland i standing in front of Varjay.
Varjay: I don't have any booz Mean Gene. All though i could use a
punching bag.
He pulls Mean gene in by the bow tie.
Mean gene: I want to ask you a few questions.
Varjay starts hitting him in the chest.
Varjay: Go on.
Mean gene gasping for air as Varjay hits him in the stomach.
Mean Gene: it's kind of hard to do that. when your hitting me in the
stomach.
Varjay kicks mean Gene in stomach grabbing both of his arms & does a
pedigrees mean Gean. Then hears another knock on the door. He opens
the doors & gasps to see chameleon standing in front of him. His head
covered in bandages.
Varjay: What the fuck you doing here? I thought you were in an
ambulance.
Chameleon: i escape of course.
Varjay; Oh that old route? You stole the ambulance & drove back here?
Chameleon: Duh. Look i'm hurting like hell. But i want to watch your
back ok?
Varjay: Sure. Be nice to know someone is. Especially with JR & his
butt buddy hanging around.
Varjay & chameleon walk away from the dressing . walking down the
hallway.
Back to ringside area.
Tony: He pedgreed mean gene.
Madden: I would of to damn bald guy.
Tony: look this massive cage.
25 fett tall. With a roof on top. Ladder in the middle of the ring.
Weapons covering the cage.
Bullgod" by Kid Rock
Varjay walks out with Chameleon by his side smiling. They walk down to
the ring again.
Madden: Tony this just isn't fair i tell you. Not fair at all. There
going to fight the brewsbrothers 2 on 1.
Tony: No there going to make sure no one interferes. Have you seen
what the brewsbrothers have done to people since they've been here?
Madden: guess your right.
Varjay walks inside of the cage going over to the ladder staring at
the entrance way.
Walk by pantera plays ove the speakers & both Brewsbrothers Keg &
Barley come walking down to the ring. Keg has an ax in his hands as
stares at Varjay. Varjay. Walks over to the cage. Grabbing the ladder.
Madden: what the hell is going to do with that ladder?
Tony: What the hell isn't he going to do with that ladder?
Madden: Good point.
Tony: This match is going to be awesome.
Cling walks down to the ring. With a sly grin on his face. Staring at
both Cling & Kaz.
Tony: Even Cling & Kaz have been victims of the brewsbrothers
Madden: Is there anyone who hasn't been a victim of the brewsbrothers?
They do whatever they want when they want.
Tony: Including taking out your hero.
Cling steps in the ring. Looking at Varjay. Keg comes down walking
through the door way. Barley stands on the outside of the ring. Keg
goes after Varjay before the match even begins. Varjay gets the ladder
up & keg swings nailing the ladder. Varjay tosses the ladder at kegs
massive head. Then swings by nailing him in the stomach. Then grabs
his head doing a Russian leg sweep on keg.
Varjay goes for the cover.
Keg kicks out before cling even hits the mat. Keg picks up Varjay by
the head puts him on his back. Tossing him over the ropes.
Madden; I don't even want to know what Keg has planned for Varjay.
Tony: nothing good i dont' think.
Keg grabs varjay slams his head into the door over & over again. Then
picks up Varjay slamming him into the door.
Barley goes on the outside of the door. Pulls it directly off of the
cage. Barley goes back into the cage. Grabbing some rope. Wrapping it
around Kegs neck.
Varjay starts climbing up the side of the cage bleeding profusely. Keg
& barely smile. As they watch Varjay scurry up the to the top of the
cage. Keg quickly goes after him. Kaz runs down from the backstage
with a chair in hand. Chameleon runs over. Kaz nails Barley in the
head with chair. Chameleon clips his knee & cling nails a bulldog on
Barley.
Keg dosen't see any of this as he is climbing up the side of the cage.
Keg goes to the top of the cage.
Tony: Wow this is amazing.
Madden: cheaters all of them.
Keg reaches the top of the cage. Staring directly at Varjay he chases
after Varjay. But Varjay nails him with a clothesline from hell which
sends Keg crashing down on top of the cage.
Barley is down as chameleon, kaz & cling look on. Barley gets up does
a reverse DDT on Chameleon chokeslams both Kaz & Cling. Climbs up to
the top of the cage. Dead Hardy & Zombie JR come running from the
backstage area.
Varjay picks up Keg putting his arm on his neck. Then does a suplex.
On to Keg which bends the top of the cage. Barley reaches the top of
the cage. Hardy & Zombie JR climb as fast as they can to the top of
the cage. Barley puts his massive hands around the neck of Varjay. Keg
gets up grabbing the rope. He walks over to Varjay placing it around
his neck. Tightening it.
Zombie JR & Hardy go to the top of the cage. Mantago runs down to the
ringside area. Going inside of the cage grabbing the ladder. He puts
his head through the rungs. Going to the outside of the ring. He
starts to climb up the cage. Keeping the ladder over his head on his
shoulders.
Hardy is nailing Bailey in the head with punches. JR is punshing keg.
Madden: this match has me breathless.
Tony: I''ve never seen anything like it. 6 men on top of the cage.
Madden: Yea
Climbing over his shoulder.
Come Muted Beast & Pork Soda. They climb across the table. Muted beast
kicks a fan (teenager) in the face so hard that teeth go flying from
his head. He looks to see Pork Soad climbing up the side of the cage.
Muted Beast quickly follows him. Matango has gotten up to the top of
the cage. With the ladder he has it set up.
Madden: Who are these people? What the hell is going on?
Tony: i don't no man> i just don't no.
JR & matango are fighting. Hardy & Keg are fighting. Barley & Varjay
are fighting. Pork soda is the first to reach the top. He goes for keg
drop kicking him in the back of the head. Keg wobbles a little bit.
Pork pushes Hardy out of the of way. Grabbing Keg's head & does a DDT
on him. Keg & pork go crashing through the cage crashing to the mat
down below. Varjay sees this & he trys to get away from Barley.
Muted Beast runs over & starts brawling with Barley hitting him it the
head. He grabs him by the head &does a bulldog on him. He pushes
barley towards the end of the cage & he hits & hits & hits him. Until
Barley fall from the 25 foot cage. Falling through the announcers
table below.
Tony: My fucking god.
Madden: Tony i've never heard you swear before.
Tony: Will you look at this shit?
Barley who just crashed through gnonme & midget announcing table.
Muted beast grabs the ladder brings it over to the very end of the
cage. Muted goes holds the ladder steady. Goes very slowly up to the
top of ladder. He stands on the very top of the ladder with it
wobbling. & jumps off of the ladder.
TONY: MY GOD> He just jumped off of the top of the 25 foot cage.
He falls nailing Barley.
Tony: I think that was a fucking shooting star press.
Madden: Tony my god.
Matango is hitting Zombie JR. Over to the large hole. He then spears
Zombie JR into the hole They both go crashing down below. Varjay jumps
through the hole below. Staring at Pork who is biting the head of Keg.
Pork get sup. Varjay kicks him in the stomach & hits him wih a
pedigree. Varjay walks over to Keg & then hits him with a Pedigree.
Going for the cover.
"1-2-3" Counts cling.
Varjay rolls out of the ring. Matango beats on Zombie Jr.
Unmercifully. Refferee jimmy Grasshopper runs down to the ring. Dead
Hardy jumps through the cage. Hole in the cage.
Zombie JR: Tells Matango. If you can pin me you son of bitch i'll give
you a shot at my buddy dead hardy. How about it?
Matango whips JR across the ring nails a power slam on him.
Tony: My god.
Jimym hits the mat.
"1-2"
Zombie JR kicks out. Matango brings over Zombie JR to the ropes whips
him across the ring nails him in the stomach. Then does a DDT on
Zombie JR.
He goes for the cover.
Jimmy Grasshopper hits the mat.
"1-2-3."
Counts the referee
Matango gets up going to the outside of the ring. & grabs a
microphone.
Matango: Hardy. Oh hardy your ass is mine.
Hardy looks at Matango.
Matango: i beat your buddy. Hell it didn't even take me a minute. Get
your ass down here. Next week i will where that belt.
Hardy goes tot he outside of the ring.
Matango & hardy start brawling all over the place. Paramedics come
down to check on Barley & muted beast. Muted beast takes them both &
crushes ones throat with his bare hands. They breaks his arm. Pork &
Muted beast look at each other.
Pork: He boys. Hope you dont' mind. But after were through taking out
the brewsbrothers we would like to involved in this war.
Pork Soda & Muted beast attack both Hardy & Matnago. Which brings out
Jayrock. They all start brawling> which brings out Mentski & Husker.
Varjay comes down to the ring. Brawling with whoever he can get his
hands on. Cling, kaz, Chameleon run down & start brawling with whover
they can.
A huge massive brawl takes place all over the place. Pork is
domainating Hardy. Cling & varjay are fighting Chameleon & Kaz are
going at it.
The crowd is going wild.
Tony: Come back next week. All hell has broken lose. Everyone is
fighting everyone.
Madden: What will happen next week?
Tony: carnage who are the new guys?
Madden: What the hell happend with joolz, kalee, Alley Katt the devil
kitty & angel & revelations.
Tony: have to turn in next week to find out.
NZWA Darkness