Four Corners to Hell

(In stereo where available)

The letters flash across the black screen and then fade away showing the

front of the NZWA Arena parking lot. The camera zooms in to show the front

entrance complete with a newly installed large stained glass window which

has a globe with the letters "NZWA-Blood, Sweat, and Screams" on it.

The camera pans around to show Varjay pulling into the parking lot on his

black Harley with red flames. Little V is riding beside him on his Harley

Gnome Edition Special, which is twice as small. The two come to a stop at

the front entrance and Varjay dismounts staring at the nearby NZ Sports Inc.

production trucks with a look of disgust on his face.

"Why do I even bother coming here? Just answer me why?" says Varjay dressed

in jeans and a black leather jacket with the words "Natural Born Master"

written on it's back. "You know why? Because I'm the End all, be all of

this damn place! That's why, but does anyone give me my proper respect?

NO! Well, tonight they will pay!"

Little V, dressed in a similar manner as Varjay but with the words "Death

from Below" written on his jacket, just looks at his master and nods with

approval.

"I'm tired of their crap! I'm tired of this crap! The pay sucks, my

dressing room sucks, and I should be main eventing, damn it! I AM VARJAY!

I AM A SUPERSTAR!" Varjay picks up a nearby bottle and throws it at the

trucks. "And tonight that dead idiot Zombie put me in charge and they will

all feel my wrath!"

"Your right. And I love it when your so forceful," says a voice from the

shadows.

"Who's there? Show your face, damn it!" Varjay yells as Little V jumps off

his bike and gets into a fighting pose.

Out of the shadows of the building steps a woman with a smile on her face.

Varjay and Little V look surprised and stare as she walks forward. Dressed

in a small gray t-shirt and tight leather pants, she pushes her long black

hair away from her face as she begins to speak.

"You're hard man to track down, you know that?"

"You just don't know where to look," says Varjay.

"Doesn't matter, I've found you now," she pushes a finger into his chest as

Little V raises an eyebrow. "And I'm not going to lose you again."

Varjay begins to smile and puts his arms around her pulling her close. "I'

ve missed you, babe," he says planting a big kiss on her while Little V

covers his eyes.

The door of a production truck opens and Scott Hudson steps out. He has

several papers in his hands and makes his way toward the front entrance of

the arena.

"No Scott, you're doing interviews again.assho," Hudson stops in

mid-sentence seeing Varjay and his "friend." He starts rubbing his ass

remembering his operation to remove Varjay's shoe and slowly walks up to

him. "Varjay is that you?"

"Hmm?" Varjay and his lady friend stop long enough to see Hudson walking

their way. "Damn it."

"Varjay, I didn't know you were here yet. We have so much stuff to go over.

Did you know that Montyrob couldn't be found? We've been calling him all

day and," rambles Hudson before Varjay puts his hand over his mouth.

"Hudson, don't you see I'm busy!" Varjay yells at Hudson before turning back

to his honey. "Let's go catch up, babe. Where you wanna go?"

"The show is about to start! We have to go over this and you're in charge

tonight!"

"I don't give a damn about you, this format, or this show!" Varjay says.

"If you can't do a simple job like start the damn show then maybe I should

fire your ass right here!"

"Yeah, do us all a favor and go play in traffic! Let's go to our spot,

baby," says Varjay's friend.

"You got it," Varjay says, but Hudson grabs him by the arm.

"You can't leave! You're in charge tonight!"

WHACK!

Hudson drops like a sack of bricks as Varjay's little she-devil nails him in

the back of the head with an electric guitar breaking it into. She spits on

Hudson as Varjay pulls his Harley along side of them.

"No one puts their hands on my baby, but me.bitch!" she says hopping on the

back of Varjay's bike.

"V, you stay here and keep things under control until we return. Me and

Cheyenne have some catching up to do."

Little V gives Varjay and Cheyenne a thumbs up as they roar out of the

parking lot. The gnome laughs at Hudson and walks into the arena as "More

Human Than Human" by White Zombie begins playing.

The words "NZWA Four Corners to Hell" appears on the screen as the inside of

the spacious NZWA Arena is shown. The corners of the ring shoot fire up

towards the Hell in the Cell ominously hanging overhead like a vulture.

The NZ Tron standing tall and proud atop the entrance stage and ramp flashes

the NZWA logo as pyro explodes and shoots out into the crowd like a hundred

roman candles.

"Welcome everyone to NZWA Four Corners to Hell!" Tony Schiavone's voice is

barely heard over the eruption of the crowd. "Tonight the NZWA World

heavyweight Champion, Dead Hardy will defend his title against former Us

Heavyweight Champion Matango, Clingman, and Malk-kind!

I'm Tony Schiavone along with my co-hosts for this evening, Mike Tenay and

Mark Madden and we'll be bringing you the nonstop action and carnage that is

the NZWA!"

"Tony, tonight we not only have that fantastic main event," says Mark Madden

dressed in a bright Hawaiian shirt. "But also in a four-way dance the NZWA

UK champion, Mentski, will be defending against RnR Triple H, Chameleon-god

only knows who he'll be tonight-, and the always exciting Husker Du!"

The camera pans out into the crowd where the people are on their feet and

several holding signs. "Get well dead man," "Mentski-British 24/7," and

"Remember my name" signs are shown as Tenay speaks.

"Add to that we will crown our first NZWA Hellfire Champion tonight! It

will be Klumpper, the self proclaimed Hellfire champion, versus hardcore

veteran Fett, the mysterious Masked Man, and a fourth opponent yet to be

announced."

"We also have a first in the NZWA," says Tony. "A Hellfire evening gown

match pitting the Killer Queen herself, Kaz, against the Big Tango's main

squeeze out to prove she's nobody's bitch, Kalee!"

"As well as a Hell in the Cell match in which Nightmare will be taking on

Zombie's not so little boy and the dead heir apparent, Zombie Jr!" Madden

yells over the crowd, "Tonight will totally kick ass!"

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The lights of the arena dim and "Walk" by Pantera begins to play as the

picture of a skull and crossbones appears on the screen of the NZ Tron with

two bottles replacing the bones.

"The Brews Brothers are here and they mean business," says Madden. "Keg and

Barley have aligned them selves with Nightmare and been running over

everyone in the NZWA as of late."

Keg and Barley Brews step out onto the entrance stage with serious looks on

their faces. Both are wearing black tights with their skull and crossbones

symbol on the front and "Brews Brothers" written in red down the legs.

"They attacked Zombie and his family at Nightmare's command," Tenay says as

The Brothers walk to the ring. "And here tonight, thanks to a contract that

Nightmare signed, they have a chance to walk out of here as the World tag

team champions."

"Maybe so," Tony says as Keg slaps his brother to get him fired up. "But

they'll have to go through two of the best in the NZWA, Zombie's brother

Revelations and the NZWA resident chainsaw wielding maniac, Eclipse."

With those words "Highway to Hell" plays through the arena as the sounds of

a chainsaw can be heard coming from the back. The curtains of the NZ Tron

part and out steps the NZWA World Tag Team Champions Revelations, wearing a

NZWA "Kiss my Ass, I'm employed" t-shirt, and Eclipse, wearing his hair

coming out of the top of his full leather mask in a ponytail and carrying

his chainsaw. The Brews climb out of the ring and meet the tag champs

halfway down the aisle officially starting the match and a brawl.

Eclipse goes to hit Barley with his chainsaw, but the Brews Brother ducks

and grabs him by his pants throwing him into the steel ring steps.

Revelations punches Keg in the side of the head and slings him into the ring

post shoulder first.

"Barley kicking Eclipse in the head as Revelations rolls his brother Keg

into the ring," says Tony as Revelations throws a chair into the ring. "And

it looks like this one has already broken down into a fight."

"We knew it wouldn't be a technical match, Tony," says Madden. "I mean look

at who's in the match."

Rev throws Keg into the ropes, but gets nailed with a clothesline as the

Brews brother bounces off. Meanwhile, Barley picks up Eclipse slamming him

onto the floor. He then climbs up the steps and leaps off to splash him,

but Eclipse moves out of the way.

"Eclipse barely missed getting flattened by the over four hundred pound

frame of Barley Brews," says Tenay. "Barley getting to his feet. CHAINSAW!

CHAINSAW TO THE HEAD! Eclipse just nailed Barley in the head with the

chainsaw!"

"Thank god it wasn't on!" Madden yells as Eclipse starts to grind the blades

of the chainsaw into the top of Barley's head.

"Powerbomb on Revelations on the chair!" Tony screams, "I can't believe he

got him up!"

Keg climbs up the top turnbuckle and gives a "thumbs down" signal to the

fans. Eclipse punches him in the side and grabs him by the throat. He then

picks up Keg leaping off the top turnbuckle driving him into the mat with a

super chokeslam.

"FULL ECLIPSE! That's it! Cover the man!" Tenay yells as Eclipse hooks Keg

's leg.

"How the hell did he get that big man up?" Madden shouts.

The referee counts to two before being pulled out of the ring by bleeding

Barley. Eclipse goes to pull Barley into the ring, but gets a finger in the

eye.

"Barley finally in the ring," Tony says. "And this isn't supposed to be a

tornado tag match. Mafia kick by Revelations on Barley! Rev bouncing off

the ropes, OH! Keg back up nailed Revelations with a clothesline and the

ref gets hit as well!"

Revelations falls through the ropes as Eclipse nails Keg in the back of the

head and the referee falls to the corner. Eclipse then throws him into the

corner and charges only to be kicked in the face. Outside Revelations gets

back to his feet and reaches for the bottom rope to pull himself back into

the ring.

"What the hell? Nightmare running out from the back!" shouts Tony as the

crowd gets on its feet to see the co-owner of the NZWA run out.

Nightmare nails Revelations full force in the back of the head with a

baseball bat. Rev drops like a sack of bricks and Nighty hits him over and

over. Eclipse punches Barley in the face and bounces off the ropes only to

be hit in the back by Nightmare's bat from the outside.

"Bat to the back of Eclipse! The Brews Brothers have Eclipse by the throat!

DESTRUCTION! They nailed him with their double chokeslam maneuver,

Destruction!" screams Tenay.

"Both Barley and Keg cover!" Tony yells as a groggy ref is pushed over

toward the three by Nightmare.

One.

Two.

THREE!

"I don't believe it! The Brews Brothers have won the titles! Damn it!"

Nightmare hands Barley and Keg the tag belts and they start stomping on

Eclipse. Keg drives an elbow into Eclipse's stomach as Nightmare hits him

in the arm with his bat.

"This isn't right! Someone help him!" Tenay shouts as Barley hits Eclipse

with a big splash.

"They're sending a message," Madden says. "To let everyone know who the big

dogs in this fed are."

"ZOMBIE JR!"

Zombie Jr runs to the ring carrying a flaming 2x4. All three attackers jump

out of the ring as Jr waves the 2x4 still dressed in his street clothes.

"Thank God Zombie Jr got here in time!" shouts Tony. "They were trying to

take Eclipse out."

"I think they've already taken Revelations out," Tenay says as an NZWA

trainer runs out to see to the unconscious and heavily bleeding Revelations.

"Somewhere this has to stop. They've put Zombie on the shelf and now

Revelations." Tony says, "And I'm afraid for Zombie Jr tonight in that Hell

in the Cell match. You never know what Nightmare and his cronies will do."

Mean Gene is shown standing with NZWA World Champion, Dead Hardy. Hardy is

wearing his "Technical Insanity" t-shirt with black sunglasses and has dyed

part of his hair red and blue. The NZWA World Heavyweight Championship belt

is draped over his shoulder.

"Dead Hardy, tonight you put your World title on the line in a Four Corners

to Hell match. You've never wrestled in a match like this; we've never even

had one. How are you possibly going to handle three men the likes of

Clingman, Malk-kind, and Matango?"

"Gene, I've proved time and time again that I am without a doubt the most

skilled, most dangerous, and most insane wrestler in the entire NZWA. I've

wrestled in all manner of matches in my short time here and I've always come

through when the chips were down."

"But tonight it'll be like it's three on one and you don't have to be pinned

to lose the title."

"Don't worry your little head, Gene. Cause as always I have a game plan and

tonight you, this arena, and especially those three unfortunate morons I

have to face will get to feel just what it's like to get touched by a little

Technical Insanity. Get ready guys, play times over."

Dead Hardy walks off leaving Mean Gene speechless and holding the

microphone. Gene looks around and then takes a beer can out of his pocket

with a smile on his face.

Zombie Jr is shown throwing desks and chairs around in a back room. He

takes a nearby garbage can and slams it into the wall turning around toward

the camera.

"Nightmare, you bastard! You've sent your goons after my family, put my

father in the hospital, and now attacked my uncle and my cousin!"

Eclipse is in the corner holding his arm and being attended to by a trainer.

Jr grabs the camera and pulls it close to his face.

"I have your ass tonight in the Cell. Well, let's make it worth our while.

You put up your ownership and I'll put up ours. Let's see if you have the

balls to play with the Dead Boy." Zombie Jr pushes the camera out of the

way as he walks over to Eclipse and the trainer.

"Wow! If that isn't a little Zombie coming out I don't know what is,"

Madden says. "You think Nightmare will accept?"

"You kidding?" Tenay says.

The NZWA Arena Parking lot is shown as a black Harley with red flames pulls

up into the Arena garage.

"Varjay and Cheyenne has returned," Tony says.

"Is it me or is Varjay's shirt on backwards?" madden asks as Tenay takes a

sip of his special bottle.

"Shut up, Mark," Tony says.

Varjay and Cheyenne dismount and walk off screen arm in arm.

"I like to get down with the thang," says Tenay with a glassy look in his

eye.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Tony says giving Tenay a weird look.

"You know," Tenay says smiling at Tony.

"Speaking of the thang, our next match is the Hellfire evening gown match

pitting Kalee vs Kaz! I can't wait for someone to get naked!" Madden says

with delight.

Kaz is shown standing with Clingman in their dressing room. She has on a

blue sequined evening gown with a honey pot on the front and no shoes.

"This is so stupid," Kaz says. "I feel like an idiot wrestling in this

match."

"If you don't want to, babe, then you don't have to." Clingman says rubbing

her shoulders.

"No, I want to kick her ass and if I have to wrestle in this stupid match

then I will." She says opening the door to leave, "And besides, I kind of

like the idea of humiliating her by leaving her naked in the ring."

"She's probably used to that sort of thing," Clingman says laughing to

himself. "I would come if I could, babe. You know that."

"I know,"

"Knock her dead."

Clingman and Kaz kiss as the screen cuts to shown Kalee walking toward the

ring carrying a chair.

"Damn bastard," Kalee complains to herself. "Never around when I need him!

Doesn't matter, I'm taking care of this all by myself."

She walks by Mean Gene ignoring his attempt for an interview.

"Hey," Gene yells.

"I'm not a Barbie doll, DAMN IT!" She says swing the chair at Gene chasing

him off screen.

"Hit his ass!" Madden yells as the ring is once again shown, "He needs a

good beating."

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"I'm Just a Girl" by No Doubt begins playing through the arena and Kalee

bounces out from the back with her chair in hand. She is dressed in a

bright orange evening gown that comes down only to her knees and sucking on

a blowpop.

"Whoo Hoo! Kalee's here!" Madden yells.

"Calm down, big boy," Tony says.

"She is fine as hell," Tenay says as Tony looks at him shaking his head.

Kalee walks down to the ring stopping only momentarily to blow a kiss to the

crowd. Climbing up the steps and through the ropes she lifts up the back of

her gown giving the crowd and the viewers at home a little preview.

Madden grabs his chest as Tenay jumps up from his seat doing the "Big

Wiggle." Meanwhile Tony just sits in his chair rolling his eyes.

"Killer Queen" fills the arena as Kaz walks out of the back. She has a

serious look on her face and throws a cold look to the crowd as they cheer

her arrival and the chance to see some skin.

"This is gonna rock!" Madden yells drool dripping down his chin, "But I don'

t know who I want to win, Kalee or Kaz? They're both hot!"

"Let 'em both get naked!" Tenay shouts pumping his fist in the air to the

crowd chants of the same phrase.

"I wonder why I left WCW sometimes," Tony says to himself as both women

stare down each other from opposite sides of the ring.

"Wait," says Madden. "Aren't we supposed to have a special referee?"

The lights begin to flash as the growl of a cat blasts through the arena

followed by "Little Miss Dangerous" by Ted Nugent. The curtains under the

NZ Tron open and out steps a woman, a "cat-woman," dressed in a leopard skin

bikini top with referee stripes and cut off jeans. Her auburn hair tied

back with a ribbon and her green eyes glowing she stands atop the entrance

ramp before the two visibly shocked ring entrants.

"THAT'S ALLEY KAT!" screams Tony, "Varjay got Alley Kat to be the referee!"

"Oh yeah!" yells Tenay, "Now let's get naked!"

"Will you shut up? How did he get Alley Kat?" Tony shouts as Alley walks

slowly to the ring, her eyes fixed on Kaz.

"Oh I love women covered in fur," Madden shouts.

Clingman is shown in the back watching on a monitor. Seeing Alley, he jumps

up running out into the hall only to be grabbed and held by NZ Sports

security.

"What the? You idiots! Let me go!"

"Sorry, Mr. Cling," says Peabody Adams, Head of NZWA Security. "We were

told by Mr. Varjay to keep you from interfering in this match.at all costs."

With that two of the security guards handcuff Clingman's hands together and

throw him back into his dressing room.

"I'm beginning to like Varjay," Madden says. "First he makes this match and

now throwing his weight around. I love it!"

"Well, both Clingman and Matango are banned from ringside during this

match." Tony says while Tenay sticks his tongue out at Alley finally

entering the ring.

"And Thank god we don't have to put up with anymore dancing gnomes. Didn't

I also understand that Varjay banned underwear in this match?"

"That's right," Tony says. "Only gowns can be worn and I just know the PTC

will love this."

"Oh screw them!" Tenay yells.

As Madden speaks, Kaz walks up to Alley getting right in her face. Alley

just stands there with a smile on her face while Kaz gives her a piece of

her mind. Kalee sees an opportunity and nails Kaz in the back with her

chair sending the "Queen" down to the mat in a heap.

"Alley calls for the bell and this match is underway!" shouts Tony.

"Finally! Rip her clothes off!" Madden yells as Kalee grabs hold of Kaz's

gown trying to pull it over her head. "YES!"

"WHOO HOO! DADDY LIKES!" Tenay shouts jumping on top of the announce booth

humping the air as Tony looks on in horror.

Kalee pulls Kaz's gown up revealing a bare cheek, which nearly sends Madden

diving over the desk, but Kaz nails her with a low blow. Grabbing a handful

of hair, Kaz snaps Kalee over and drives a knee into her stomach.

"Kaz choking Kalee with the strap of her gown," Tony says. "What? Alley is

stopping her? This is supposed to be a Hellfire match!"

"I don't care who chokes who! Just someone get naked! PLEASE!" Madden

screams.

"Ok!" Tenay yells taking off his coat and twirling it around his head.

"Oh god! Stop him!" Tony screams trying to pull Tenay down off the table.

Kaz jumps up pushing Alley against the ropes. Alley points to the referee's

stripe and pushes Kaz back. Clingman's Main Squeeze punches Alley in the

mouth knocking her into the corner. She then grabs her by the throat

choking her as behind her Kalee is getting to her feet with chair in hand.

"Kalee's got a chair!" Madden shouts.

Kalee swings her weapon, but Kaz ducks and Alley gets a full force chairshot

to the head. She then nails Kalee with a sidekick as she turns around.

Kaz whips Kalee into the ropes, but she reverses and nails her with a

dropkick as the "Queen" bounces off sending her out of the ring. Kalee then

springs off of the turnbuckle to the outside landing on Kaz with a full body

press as the crowd explodes at the sight of her gown flying up.

"I didn't know she could do that!" Tenay yells surprising both Madden and

Tony.

"Uh, yeah! She's hot and dangerous!" Says Madden as Kalee sends Kaz

tumbling into the steel steps.

"Kalee taking a chair from the crowd," says Tony. "Swings at Kaz, but a

miss! Kaz with a kick to the gut and slams her head into the ringpost!"

Kaz rolls Kalee back into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. As Kalee gets

to her feet, Kaz leaps off wrapping her legs around Kalee's head slamming

her into the mat with a Frankenstiener.

"I could say something there," says Madden.

"Shut up! Mark, just shut up," says Tony.

Kaz jumps to her feet motioning to the crowd that it's time for an

"unveiling" as Alley finally stirs in the corner.

"This is it! This is it!" Madden shouts as Tenay jumps up and down.

All of a sudden a fan in a hooded sweatshirt jumps over the guardrail and

slides into the ring. Kaz turns around and gets caught with a clothesline

by the fan.

"Hey! Get that idiot out of the ring! He's ruining the match!" Madden

screams as the entire male and some of the female fans start to boo.

The Fan lifts Kaz up and piledrives her into a chair lying in the ring as

Alley is just getting to her feet. The Fan then pulls Kaz's gown over her

head and off tossing it into the crowd as a packed arena, Mark Madden, and

Mike Tenay erupt.

"OH MY GOD! EAT YOUR HEART OUT STACY!" Madden yells on his feet taking

pictures with a camera.

The Fan stands over Kaz's naked body and reaches up to pull off "his" hood.

"CUTY PIE!" Tony, Madden, and Tenay shout all at once in disbelief.

"Cuty Pie has arrived and beat down Kaz," shouts Tony.

"And stripped her naked! Yeah!" Madden yells as Cuty Pie climbs out of the

ring and leaves through the crowd.

Kalee gets back to her feet and sees Kaz lying naked in the ring. She looks

at Alley and then throws her hands in the air bouncing up and down in the

ring. Alley totally ignores Kaz and charges Kalee driving her into the

corner with a spear.

"Damn! Alley just knocked Kalee out of her socks!" Tenay says, "Well, if

she had any socks on."

Alley then grabs Kalee's gown and rips it off her back leaving her naked in

the corner. The crowd explodes yet again at the gratuitous sex and violence

that is the NZWA.

"Whoo Hoo! There is a god!" Madden screams as Alley starts choking Kalee

with her own gown.

Clingman's dressing room door is shown guarded by two NZ Sports security

guards. All of a sudden the door bursts open knocking one of the guards

down. Clingman runs out with broken cuffs around his wrists and nails the

other guard with a monitor. He then breaks off in a full sprint towards the

ring.

"Clingman's free! He pulled those handcuffs apart!" shouts Tony as Clingman

runs down the ramp sliding into the ring.

Alley dives out of the ring avoiding Clingy's grasp and leaps into the still

frenzied crowd. She sticks her tongue out at Clingman as several interns

fill the ring with towels in hand to cover up the ladies.

Matango is shown walking into the NZWA Arena garage carrying his suitcase.

He turns to go to his dressing room when Varjay comes up to him.

"Hey Matango!" Varjay says, "You better get down there, man. Cling's went

nuts."

"What the hell are you sputtering about? Don't you see the Big Tango has

just arrived?"

"Fine, if it's ok with you that Clingman is in the ring and Kalee is nude

then it's your business." Varjay turns to walk away, but Matango grabs him

by the arm.

"What did you just say?"

"Clingman's in the ring, Kalee is out, and naked."

"That son of a bitch!"

Matango throws his bag down and heads toward the ring leaving Varjay

laughing to himself.

"What an idiot,"

"What is Varjay doing?" Tenay says as the ring is shown once again and

Clingman is trying to help the referees with both Kaz and Kalee.

"Don't look at me, Mike. Var is in his own little world tonight." Madden

says as Matango hauls ass down the ramp and jumps into the ring nailing

Clingman in the back of the head.

"Matango thinks Clingman attacked Kalee! He just arrived and doesn't even

know that Alley was here!" Tony shouts as Matango and Clingman brawl falling

out of the ring and to the floor. "Why did Zombie put Varjay in charge?"

"Who cares," Madden says breaking in. "We have seen a cat-woman and Kaz and

Kalee naked. Who knows what's to come! This is awesome!"

As the referees tend to the women and try to break up the fight, Malk-Kind

is shown sitting on a box somewhere in the back of the NZWA Arena. He is

wearing a Malk-Kind "Got Cheese?" t-shirt with black jogging pants and has a

dejected look on his face.

"This sucks," Malk says as Mean Gene walks up to him with a beer in his

hand.

"Hey Malk, what's wrong?"

"Oh hi, Geno. It's just I came to the NZWA because Clingman was pretending

to be a badass and now I'm in a =atch for the World title."

Gene looks at him with a puzzled look on his face as he takes a sip of his

beer.

"And how is that bad?"

"Well, now instead of just kicking Clingman's ass I have to kick both

Matango and Dead Hardy's asses," Malk says sighing. "And Hardy's so young.

It's a shame."

"Uh.well, I have to get back to work now."

"Oh ok Gene, break a leg or something."

Mean Gene walks away rolling his eyes leaving Malk still sitting on the box

shaking his head.

"Well, we've cleared the ring and have everything under control now I

believe," Tenay says. "But I doubt it."

"You ain't lying there! Tango and Clingman will tear each other apart in

the main event," Madden says. "Tony, are you paying attention? Damn it!

Get that thing away from me!"

"I am trying to be a professional,"

Tony says shuffles some papers on the announce table as Madden argues with a

fan who is holding a sign that reads, "Beached Whale" over his head. Mike

Tenay is leaning back with his feet propped up on the desk and sipping from

his special bottle.

"Well, up next we have a four-way dance to decide the first NZWA Hellfire

champion," says Tony.

"We already have a Hellfire champion, Tony. Gimme that damn sign," Madden

shouts grabbing the sign and throwing it under the desk. "Klumpper created

that belt and now the fed is trying to screw him out of it!"

"Klumpper doesn't have the right to create his own title. He doesn't have

any official power here," Tony says. "What do you think, Mike?"

"I think that girl in the front row has a nice set on her," Tenay says with

a big grin on his face. "Hey baby, you wanna ride with the Big Mike

tonight?"

"MIKE!" Tony says looking at him. "Will you concentrate on the show?"

"Whatever," Tenay says waving his hand at him and making kissing faces at a

blonde girl at ringside.

"I thought Gene was bad," Madden says.

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Klumpper is shown walking toward the ring in the back. He is dressed in

black tights trimmed with fire and a t-shirt that says, "Hellfire Icon."

"This just isn't fair!" Klumpper says. "This is my belt."

WACK!!!!

A steel chair nails Klumpper in the head as he turns the last corner headed

toward the ring. Dressed in black tights with the letters, "FETT69" written

in gray, Fett continues to slam the chair into Klumpper as he writhes in

pain of the floor.

"Fett just nailed Klumpper with a chair!" Tony shouts, "I guess this match

is officially under way!"

"No, he cheated! Klumpper isn't even in the ring yet!" Madden shouts, "Run

Icon! Run!"

"Hellfire Icon my ass!" Fett shouts nailing Klumpper with the chair over and

over, "I am the ONLY Hardcore Icon around here!"

Fett throws the chair into the wall and picks Klumpper up hurling him

through the curtains and out on to the entrance ramp. Klumpper rolls down

the ramp and gets to his feet only to be nailed by a Fett clothesline.

"Fett dominating here early on, but where is the rest of the participants?"

Tony shouts.

"Maybe they left," Tenay says. "There is a good strip club down from here."

"Yeah," says Madden. "They know that Klumpper is the rightful champ, so

they refused to come."

Fett rolls Klumpper into the ring and slides under the ropes only to be hit

in the head by the "hellfire Icon." Klumpper begins to stomp a mudhole in

Fett as the curtains under the NZ Tron open.

"The Masked Man!" Tony shouts as The Masked Man runs down the aisle towards

the ring.

"Oh, I hate him!" Madden yells. "And he's got to be one ugly sucker to wear

a mask like that."

The Masked Man climbs into the ring and ducks a Klumpper clothesline nailing

him with one of his own. Masked Man then picks him up slamming him into the

mat and goes for a cover, but Fett drops a leg on his head breaking up the

count.

"Fett and the Masked Man brawling in the ropes!" Tony says slapping Tenay in

the back of the head to stop him from making sucking noises at the blonde at

ringside.

Klumpper gets to his feet and throws his hands up in the air climbing out of

the ring. He then walks back toward the entrance ramp as Fett and Masked

Man spill out of the ring fighting.

"Where is he going? He can't leave!" Tony shouts.

"He's the Icon, Tony!" Madden shouts back, "He can do anything he wants!"

"But what about the match? And where is the last participant?"

"Strip club?" Tenay says as Madden looks at him and Tony puts his head is

his hands.

As Klumpper stands on top of the entrance ramp about to leave, the arena

lights begin to flash and "HERE WE ARE! BORN TO BE KINGS, WE'RE THE PRINCES

OF THE UNIVERSE" rings through the arena followed by the Queen song of the

same name.

"What the hell?" Madden and Tony shout.

Klumpper looks back toward the ring as a man wearing black jeans, a

blue-buttoned shirt, and a trench coat steps out of the curtains. A Celtic

knot fastener ties his long dark hair and he walks up behind Klumpper.

"That's Erci!" Tenay shouts finally paying attention.

"The Highlander?" Tony says surprised, "I didn't know he would be here!"

"Oh no! A Crazed guy, a masked guy, and an immortal, Klumpper run!" Madden

yells.

Klumpper turns around only to be kicked in the gut by Erci and thrown head

first off of the entrance stage into a stack of tables off to the right.

"My god! He threw him off the stage!" Tony screams.

Erci runs and dives off the stage landing on Klumpper with a frog-splash

through the remaining table that didn't break.

Back at ringside, Fett slams The Masked Man into the steel steps and then

grabs a chair running down the aisle where Erci and Klumpper lay. As Erci

gets up, Fett slams the chair into his head and throws him through an open

door to the right.

"This Erci is as crazy as everyone else!" Madden shouts, "And what the hell

is this with Fett and throwing people threw doors?"

Erci is shown getting up in the hall of the NZWA Arena Food Court. People

are crowding around him and chanting, "NZWA NZWA," as Fett nails him with

the chair again.

"They're in the food court!" Tony yells.

"Hey, can they bring me a taco?"

"Shut up, Mark!" says Tenay as Erci grabs Fett by his tights and throws him

into a stack of food trays sending them flying all around.

Erci then grabs a tray at the Burger King booth and slams it into Fett's

head. He goes to hit him again, but Klumpper grabs it from behind and nails

him with it.

"They really need to get those people out of there," Tony says. "We don't

need a lawsuit."

"Then again, we don't have any balding has-beens working for us." Madden

says smiling.

Tenay, Tony, and Madden all laugh as Klumpper catches Erci in a release

bell-to-belly Suplex slamming him through a table. The people at the table

scream and Klumpper picks up a slice of pizza taking a bite.

"All in a days work," says Klumpper.

The Masked Man grabs Klumpper from behind, with the pizza still in his mouth

and throws him over the front bar at the Taco Bell booth. Masked Man then

climbs over the bar and grabs a bean burrito shoving it into the mouth of

the "Hellfire Icon."

"This will shut you up!" The Masked One says shoving another burrito in

Klumpper's mouth.

Fett goes to cover Erci, but he kicks out at two. He then tries to pick

Erci up, but is nailed with a flying shoulder-block by The Masked Man from

off the Taco Bell bar. Masked Man then turns to grab Klumpper, but he runs

down the hall towards an arena exit and out into the parking lot spitting

burrito all the way.

"Where is he going?" Tony says.

"It's going out into the street!" Tenay screams, "Now it IS a Hellfire

match!"

Madden and Tony give each other a weird look as The Masked Man is shown

running after Klumpper with Fett in tow.

As Masked Man goes out the door he's met with a tire iron from Klumpper.

Fett blocks the same tire iron and kicks Klumpper in the stomach. They then

brawl all the way to a nearby NZ Sports Inc. production truck where Klumpper

slams Fett into the side of it.

"That's one of our trucks!"

"And that's Woody, Tony!" Madden says as the truck door opens and a

screaming Woody, an NZ Sports production assistant, runs out.

Klumpper throws Fett into a dumpster sitting beside the truck and raises his

arms into the air.

"I am the Hellfire Icon! I am the greatest!" shouts Klumpper.

"Oh will you shut up you stupid bastard!" Erci says as he knees Klumpper in

the back sending him head first into the dumpster. "Now it's time for me to

end this!"

Erci reaches inside his trench coat and pulls out a sword with a white

carved handle. Twirling it in his hands, he walks closer to Klumpper who

turns around.

"WHOA! Get that damn thing away from me!" yells Klumpper as he jumps into

the dumpster. "That's not legal! That's not legal!"

Erci and Klumpper look at the referee and he just shrugs his shoulders.

Erci starts to smile and jumps into the dumpster. Klumpper grabs the hilt

of the sword and they start to struggle.

"Let go of my damn sword!"

"You let go! You're not cutting my head off you idiot!"

"What the?" Fett says before they swing the sword around nailing him in the

head with the handle.

"This is insane!" Madden yells.

"I know! IT F'N ROCKS!" Tenay shouts and starts the crowd chanting, "We

want blood! We want blood!"

The camera pans wide and shows The Masked Man perched atop of the NZ Sports

production truck.

"What the hell is he going to do, Tony?"

"It looks like.it looks like he's going to jump, Mark!"

Erci and Klumpper look up to see Masked Man let out a holler and swan dive

head first off of the truck and into the dumpster. Erci jumps out at the

last moment and The Masked Man crashes into the dumpster sending trash

flying everywhere.

"OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT?" Madden yells as the crowd explodes as they

watch the action on the NZ Tron.

Masked Man tries to climb out of the dumpster, but Erci slams the metal lid

down on top of his head closing it shut. He then climbs on top of the

dumpster. The referee looks confused for a moment and then drops to the

pavement for the count.

One.

Two.

THREE!

"The ref counted a pin, but what the?" Tony says surprised.

The ref raises Erci's hand into the air and calls for the bell.

"He pinned all of them in the dumpster!" say Tony.

"That isn't fair! He didn't pin them, he pinned a dumpster!" Madden

screams.

"Doesn't matter!" Tony says as the ref is shown handing Erci the NZWA

Hellfire title belt, which is a black belt decorated in flames. "The ref's

decision is final!"

Erci picks up his sword and slings the belt over his shoulder as he walks

away off screen.

"We need to get medical attention out back for those guys in the dumpster,"

says Tony. "And we'll be right back after this brief intermission!"

"It still isn't FAIR!" Madden yells as the NZWA logo appears on screen.

(We'll be right back, folks)

Coming back from intermission Mean Gene is shown standing with Matango in

the back. Tango is dressed in a leopard print silk shirt with black slacks

and wearing sunglasses. Mean Gene is visibly hammered.

"Matango, tonight you have not one, not two, but three opponents to go

through before you can call yourself the NZWA Champion of the World."

"Gene," Matango says as the crowd explodes seeing him on the NZ Tron screen.

"First, eat a breath mint or something. Second, it doesn't matter to the

Big Tango if it's one, two, three, ten, or a million. It doesn't matter if

it's Malk-kind, Clingman, Dead Hardy, Godzilla, Mickey Mouse, it just doesn'

t matter!"

The camera pans out into the crowd showing several Matango signs. One sign

reads, "The Big Tango's House," another reads, "I came to see the Big

Tango."

"Finally, the NZWA has smartened up and given the Big Tango what he

deserves. Tonight the Big Tango will realize his destiny and become the

NZWA World Heavyweight Champion!"

"Well, I think Malk-kind, Clingman, and Dead Hardy will have something to

say about that," Gene says.

"The only thing they're gonna be saying is, 'please Mr. Matango, get your

foot out of my ass.' I'm walking out of here tonight with the strap around

my waist and there is only two things they can do about it, nothing and like

it! And after I leave my mark on all three of your asses, you'll always

remember the name.MATANGO!

And Clingman, I'll have something special just for your ass!"

Matango pushes Gene's microphone away and walks off screen as the camera

cuts to show the announcer's table once again.

"Matango is fired up tonight, Tony," says Madden as he throws a taco

wrapping paper away.

"It's going to be one hell of a match and I can't wait to see it," Tenay

says breaking in before Tony speaks.

"It sure is and speaking of matches I can't wait to see," Tony says

arranging papers on the table. "We have up next a four-way dance for the

US, or as Mentski refers to it now the UK title,"

"It is the UK title, Tony!" Madden shouts, "He changed it and he won it! He

's the British King of Extreme! Are you gonna tell him it isn't a UK

title?"

"Not me," says Tony. "But I think they'll be three guys here tonight that

will be more that willing to bring it back to the USA."

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<Chameleon (vs) Husker Du (vs) RnR Triple H (vs) Mentski (champ)

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"Goldberg's Theme" begins to blast through the arena, as a dressing room

door is shown surrounded by NZ Sports security guards.

"Is He here?" Tenay says.

"How the hell do I know?" Madden shouts.

Peabody Adams, Head of NZ Sports security, knocks on the door and a slamming

noise is heard. The door swings open and out steps, dressed in black tights

with black padded gloves, Chameleon.

"What the hell?" Madden shouts.

"Chameleon Goldberg?" says Tenay, "I can't believe he's Goldberg!"

"What a joke! Chameleon isn't Goldberg!"

Chameleon appears atop the entrance arena and is showered by sparks and

smoke. Breathing out the smoke, he makes his way down to the ring.

RnR Triple H is shown watching a monitor waiting for his turn to go to the

ring.

"What the hell? That bastard!" He says screaming at the small screen.

"What is it Mr. RnR?" says an NZ Sports Intern.

"That asshole stole my gimmick! Who does he think he is?"

"But Mr. RnR, your Triple H," the intern says.

RnR punches him in the face and throws him into the wall.

"Nobody steals from me!" RnR yells storming out of the room towards the

ring.

"Did you just see that?" Madden yells as the ring is shown again, "Now

Chameleon is gonna pay."

"Is this thing on," rings through the arena as "Triple H's theme" begins to

play. The curtains under the NZ Tron open up and RnR Triple H storms

through them making his way to the ring.

"And here he is!"

RnR climbs into the ring and gets right in Chameleon's face. The two argue

and Chameleon shoves RnR away. RnR punches Chameleon and tries to throw him

into the ropes, but Chameleon reverses and catches RnR with a superkick as

he bounces off.

"Whoa! Watch out for that kick," Tenay shouts, "It could put you out of

action for year!"

"Oh and I crack bad jokes," Madden says.

"Will you two be quiet," says Tony. "Chameleon with a spear! NO! RnR

jumped over him and he caught the ring post hard!"

Chameleon staggers backward holding his shoulder and RnR motions to the

crowd that it's over. Clamping both arms, RnR tries for a pedigree, but is

back-flipped over as Chameleon reverses.

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach begins blasting through the arena as the lights

flicker. Husker Du appears on top of the Entrance ramp and runs down to the

ring.

"That's three," says Tony. "Now where is the Champ?"

"Strip club?" Tenay says.

As Tony hits Tenay again, Husker flips over the top rope into the ring and

nails Chameleon in the back of the head with a dropkick. Chameleon falls

between the ropes to the outside of the ring as Husker bounces off of the

middle rope with a springboard moonsault nailing RnR.

"Cover by Husker!" shouts Tony, "But RnR is out at two!"

"You can't cover RnR with a move like that!" yells Madden.

Husker gets to his feet and turns around only to be speared out of his mind

by Chameleon, who has climbed back into the ring.

"Damn, maybe after a move like that."

"Where is Mentski?" Tenay says.

Mentski is shown in his dressing room watching the match on a monitor. He

has the NZWA UK/US title in his lap and a beer in his hand.

"Stupid wanker! Hahahaha! Spear him again!" Ski says taking a swig of

beer.

"It's Mentski and he's watching the match?" says a surprised Tony.

The door of Ski's dressing room opens and an intern steps in.

"Mr. Ski?"

"What the hell do you want?"

"You have a match. You're needed at the ring."

"Bugger off"

"I've been told to tell you that if you aren't down at ringside in five

seconds that your out of the match."

Mentski shrugs his shoulders and laughs at RnR nailing Chameleon with a

knee-drop on the monitor.

"And lose the title."

"I don't, WHAT?" Mentski yells getting to his feet, "This is my bloody

belt!"

"Well, if you don't get out there then one of them will get the belt."

"DAMN IT!"

Mentski kicks the monitor over and throws his beer mug against the wall. He

pushes the intern out of the way and runs down the hall toward the ring.

"What the? What is this? Screw the champions night?" an upset Madden

sounds off, "He's the champ!"

"Well, he has about three seconds to get down here or he's the former

champ," says Tony as "How I Could Just Kill A Man" by Cypress Hill begins

blasting and Mentski runs out dropping his belt in the aisle on his way to

the ring.

"Looks like he made it," says Madden.

"And he's drunk," say Tenay. "Yep, he was at the club."

Mentski jumps into the ring and grabs RnR Triple H from behind bulldogging

him into the mat. He then starts choking him as the ref finally rings the

bell.

Chameleon grabs Husker and tries for the Jackhammer, but Husker flips over

him nailing him with a reverse front Russian leg-sweep.

"I guess Husker has some stroke here after all!" Madden laughs as Tony

shakes his head.

Husker bounces off of the ropes, but is caught by a flying clothesline from

Mentski. Ski then picks him up throwing him out of the ring. Mentski then

starts reaching into his pocket for something.

"A pair of brass knuckles! This isn't a Hellfire match!" shouts Tenay as

the crowd chants "USA USA USA" getting Ski visibly upset.

Mentski goes to hit RnR, but he blocks it and throws him into the ropes.

RnR catches Ski in a belly-to-belly Suplex. He starts to go for the cover,

but pulls him up motioning to the crowd that it's pedigree time.

Mentski draws back and nails RnR between the legs with his fist clenching

the brass knuckles. RnR lets out a scream and falls to the mat holding his

privates. Ski crawls on top of RnR for the cover hooking his legs.

One.

Two.

THREE!!!

"Mentski has eliminated RnR!" yells Madden.

"He cheated! What kind of a champion is he?" Tony snaps.

"One who is gonna hold on to the title!" Madden snaps back.

Several referees help RnR out of the ring and down the aisle as Husker Du

catches Mentski with a dropkick off of the top turnbuckle. Husker then

picks him up kicking him into the corner and sends him flying out of it

where Chameleon spears his boots off. He then signals to the crowd that he'

s going for the Jackhammer, but Husker goes for the cover on Mentski.

"Chameleon broke up the count? Why?" Madden says surprised.

"Maybe because he wants to pin the champion," Tony says.

"Oh shut up," says Tenay.

Husker gets into Chameleon's face and "Chameleonberg" punches him in the

face. He sends Husker into the ropes catching him in a gorilla press before

slamming him into the mat. Chameleon motions for the Jackhammer, but sees

Mentski getting to his feet.

Chameleon charges at Ski, but he pulls the referee in the way to get speared

into next week. Mentski then kicks Chameleon between the legs and catches

him in Evenflow DDT.

"That's it, guys!" Madden screams with delight.

Mentski covers and Husker counts the pin.

"What the hell?" Tony says, "He really hit Husker hard."

Ski jumps up with his arms in the air and turns around to get nailed by

Husker and a superkick. As another ref climbs into the ring, Husker nails

Ski with a snap Suplex and rolls over for the cover with Ski kicking out at

two.

Husker tries to pick the UK Champ up, but he grabs his tights and sends him

flying through the ropes to the floor.

The new ref checks on Chameleon as he gets to his feet, but the still groggy

Chameleon decks him thinking its Mentski. Chameleon covers and Mentski

counts the pin-fall.

"This is insane! I give up," Madden says throwing papers into the air.

Chameleon gets up and Mentski raises his hand. Chameleon sees it's Ski, but

Ski nails him again with another Evenflow DDT. Ski goes to cover, but is

pushed out of the ring by Husker Du.

Husker then picks Chameleon up off the mat and nails him with his powerbomb

into a chokeslam, "The Fall from Grace," and goes for a cover just as a

third referee slides into the ring.

One.

Two.

THREE!!!

"Husker eliminates Chameleon Goldberg!" screams Tony, "It's down to the

final two!"

Husker Du and Mentski eye each other from separate corners of the ring as

the Ref tells them to hook it up. Both are visibly tired and breathing

heavy. Mentski then asks for the microphone. Lifting the microphone up to

his mouth, he begins to speak.

"I've known you for bit now," says Mentski to Husker. "And you've never

impressed me, until tonight."

The crowd cheers as the announce team scrambles to fix a microphone problem

which happened when Tenay spilled his "special elixir" on a control box

under the table.

"But if you want my title, the UK title, then we fight under my rules," Ski

pauses raising his fist into the air. "British Hardcore rules!"

"British hardcore rules?" the announce team says in unison as their problem

is fixed.

The crowd begins to boo and chant, "USA USA," as Ski throws Husker the

stick.

"It doesn't matter how I kick your ass," Husker says. "But I am gonna kick

your ass! So YOUR ON!"

Mentski nods in agreement and then punches the referee knocking him out.

Husker charges at him and the two tie up brawling against the ropes.

Just then, Lord Steven Regal runs out of the back with a referee shirt on

and jumps into the ring. Husker turns around shocked at his appearance and

gets plastered by Mentski. Regal then extends his hand to Ski smiling ear

to ear. Ski takes his hand and nails him with an Evenflow DDT.

"WOW! Ski hates Regal as much as I do!" Tenay yells.

Husker superkicks Ski in the back of the head as several referees run out

from the back.

"I think we have the entire officiating staff out here," says Madden.

"I think they should have been out here sooner!" Tony yells.

Husker throws Ski into the ropes and nails him with a Frankenstiener in the

center of the ring. He then bounces off of the ropes for a springboard

moonsault, but Ski gets his knees up.

Mentski picks Husker up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. He then climbs

up on top locking his arm around Husker's head and motions to the crowd.

"He's going for the Ski Dog!" Tony shouts.

"If he nails that it's over," Tenay says.

Ski tries to jump off, but Husker blocks and picks him up spinning off of

the top turnbuckle planting Mentski as well as himself into the mat.

"HOLY,"

"Watch it, Madden!" Tony yells.

"A super belly-to-back Suplex!" Tenay screams, "He might have broken Mentski

's neck!"

Husker is still holding onto the hold as they lay on the mat.

"We have two referees counting!" says Tony.

"But both of them have their shoulders down!" Madden screams.

One.

Two.

THREE!!!

The referees jump up each pointing to a different wrestler and begin arguing

about who won the match. One ref punches another and they begin to fight as

the remaining refs try to break it up.

"Who won the match?" Madden asks.

"I don't know, but we have to take a commercial break," Tony says. "We'll

sort this out during the commercial break!"

"No! I want to know who won now!" Tenay screams.

Tony punches Tenay in the mouth as the camera cuts to a commercial.

Zombie appears on screen dressed in a black suit with a red tie standing in

front of the "Hall of Heroes" mural lining the main hall of the NZWA Arena.

At the bottom of the screen it reads, "Zombie, Co-owner of the NZ Sports

Inc."

"Hello, I know many of you have heard about the WWF's drive to register

voters for the upcoming election. I also know most of you saw both the Rock

and Chyna's appearances at the Republican and Democratic convention these

last few weeks.

I also know by the many letters, phone calls, and emails that you, the fans

of the NZWA, have sent that you have been wondering just what actions the

NZWA will take to help out with their fair share.

Well, we too are helping out registering voters in this election with our

own voter drive campaign."

Zombie walks over to a small table covered in a sheet sitting under the

painting of Mick Foley and The Undertaker on the mural. He grabs the sheet

and pulls it off revealing a plaque with a young college co-ed taking off

her shirt that reads, "Strip the Vote."

"That why we here at the NZWA came up with Strip the Vote. Strip the vote

is a wonderful way that all of this country's young college co-eds can

side.

I know what you're thinking. What does young college co-eds possibly have

to do with electing our next president?"

Zombie laughs to himself as he takes another sheet off of a small monitor

and turns it on.

A man with his face blurred out is shown sitting in the oval office. There

is two half naked girls sitting in his lap and he begins to speak with a

southern accent.

"Personally, I think that Strip the Vote is just what this country's young

people need. It is a way to bring all of us together and a killer way to

see naked barely legal women. Have a cigar girls."

Zombie cuts the small screen off and turns back toward the camera.

"We here at the NZWA are expecting to register one hundred thousand male

voters between now and this fall's election and help put several well

deserving and hot girls through college.

So I suggest you guys flock to wherever you see our "Strip the Vote" bus and

see these gals strut their stuff. Oh, and register to vote too.

We are also planning a similar bus tour for all of our lady fans featuring

hot young men, which announcer Mark Madden is in charge of supervising. So

look out for that too.

So from me and all of us here at the NZWA, go Strip the Vote and thank you."

The camera fades to black as Zombie extends his hook toward the camera

smiling.

"Welcome back," Tony says as a clip of the ending of the UK/Us title match

is shown with both Husker Du and Mentski's shoulders down on the mat as two

referees count to three.

"As you saw at the ending of the match, both Husker Du and Mentski's

shoulders were down for the three count. Referee Conan O'Brian and Referee

Charles Robinson counted both men out ruling in favor of the other. That's

when the fight ensued. "

Both referees are shown shoving each other with Robinson finally punching O'

Brian as the other officials try to break it up. New head referee Johnny

Tinglehopper comes to the ring and stops the fight as both Husker and

Mentski finally make it to their feet, each claiming victory.

"Speaking of fights," says Tenay rubbing his jaw. "You hit me!"

"Well, that'll teach you to be quiet when I'm talking," says Tony.

"But,"

"Referee Tinglehopper ruled that Husker and Mentski eliminated each other,"

Tony says nailing Tenay in the jaw again as Madden laughs. "And the Uk/Us

title is held up pending a ruling by the NZWA Championship committee."

"What does that mean though," Madden says. "Is it vacant? Who does

Tinglehopper think he is? And I didn't even know we still had a

championship committee!"

"I don't know what it means," Tony says. "So I guess we'll have to wait and

see."

"I'm telling Gene on you," Tenay says pointing at Tony.

Mentski and Husker Du are shown arguing with Referee Tinglehopper in the

back. Tinglehopper is holding the NZWA Uk/Us title by one end with Husker

and Mentski pulling on the other.

"This is my title! I pinned him!" Mentski yells.

"You pinned me? I pinned you!" Husker yells at Mentski.

"You couldn't pin a tail on a donkey!" Mentski shoves Husker against

Tinglehopper.

"Well, I guess you're wrong because I pinned you and you're a jackass!"

yells Husker nailing Mentski in the jaw and pushing him into a stack of

crates off to the side.

"The title is held up until further notice and that's that!" Tinglehopper

yells as he runs off screen with the title belt.

Husker grabs Mentski by the foot, but Ski kicks him in the face sending him

backwards. Ski then grabs him throwing him down the hall and into several

garbage cans in a nearby corner.

"This is your fault and I'm taking it out of your ass!" says Mentski lifting

a chair up crashing it down on Husker's head.

"Take this!"

WHACK!

A bat comes crashing across the back of Mentski as RnR Triple H sends him to

the floor.

"You're nothing compared to me! You can't beat me fair and square!"

"Oh shut up!" Chameleon shouts nailing RnR in the head with a pipe. "I'm

the MAN and your NEXT! YOUR NEXT! YOUR NEXT! YOUR NEXT!"

Chameleon shouts over and over nailing RnR with the pipe as Husker chokes

Mentski and several referees run in trying to break up the fight.

"Everyone is insane here," Tony says as the announce booth is shown once

again. "I've been wondering and now I know."

"You wanna go back to Atlanta?" Madden says.

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Tony just looks at him as the lights begin to flash and the Hell in the Cell

starts to descend from the ceiling.

"Well, it's time for what should be one of the most brutal matches in the

history of the NZWA." Says Tony, "And I've been told that Nightmare has

agreed to Zombie Jr's stipulation. Now its officially ownership versus

ownership."

"Even more brutal that my match with that fossil, Mean Gene?" says Madden.

"I meant brutal in terms of violence not for the fans having to watch," Tony

says.

"Tell me about it," says Tenay.

The Cell slams down to the floor as the crowd explodes at the pending

carnage. Some start chanting, "Blood Blood Blood," as the Ring crew makes

final adjustments to the Cell.

"We ready to get this thing underway! How do I know that I'm going to

regret this booth being so close to the ring?" says Tony.

"You kidding? This is where all the action is and besides we get paid

double if we get hurt out here." Madden says.

"Paid double? Who told you that? What the?"

The lights of the arena go out and it gets completely dark save for a few

lighters in the crowd.

"Great," says Madden. "What now?"

The NZ Tron begins to flash and a giant V appears on the screen.

"You know what that means!" Tenay shouts.

KAAAAAAABOOOOOOM!

An explosion rocks the stage sending smoke and sparks into the upper level

as "Bullgod" by Kid Rock begins blasting through the arena. Little V

appears at the top of the entrance ramp followed closely by newcomer

Cheyenne Hendrix and her main squeeze, Varjay.

"What is he doing out here?" says Tony. "He isn't on the sheet!"

"Since when has that mattered?" Tenay says.

"Yeah and he's calling the shots tonight," Madden says.

"Oh stop kissing his butt!" Tony says as Cheyenne puts Little V on top of

the announce booth and takes a seat on Varjay's lap as he puts on a pair of

headphones.

"Well, welcome Varjay," Tenay says. "What brings you out here?"

"First of all, I'm in charge tonight so I can come out here any damn time I

want," says Varjay as Cheyenne puts a pair of headphones on and Little V

throws paper at Tony. "Add to that I wouldn't miss this match for the

world. Nightmare hates Zombie and his kid, his kid hates Nightmare, The

Brews Brothers attacked Zombie, this is gonna be one hell of a match."

"Well, I agree one hundred percent with you on that one," Tony says. "Any

predictions?"

"I predict we'll see something we've never seen before and where are your

manners? Don't you see this lovely lady sitting here and you're not going

to say hi?"

"Oh, welcome Cheyenne," Tony says

"Whatever Timmy," Cheyenne says.

"It's Tony," says Tony.

"Shut up Timmy!" Varjay yells him.

"I was going to say it Var, but Tony wouldn't let me," Madden says.

"That's Mr. Varjay to you, Tubby," Varjay says.

The lights of the arena begin to flash as "Jesus Built My Hotrod" by

Ministry begins to play. The curtains under the NZ Tron open and Nightmare

appears dressed in black denim shorts and a Nightmare "I'm your Nightmare"

t-shirt. He slings his black bag over his shoulder and walks casually down

the aisle towards the Cell.

"Nighty's dressed like he's going to a funeral," Tenay says.

"He just might be Tenay," Varjay says. "Either Jr's or his own."

"Nightmare, the co-owner of the NZWA, making his way down to ringside," says

Tony. "I wonder what's in that bag?"

"You know what's in the bag, Tony," Madden says. "Well, he just threw it on

top of the Cell. That isn't good."

"I don't see what the hype around this guy is," Cheyenne says. "Looks like

another loser to me. Although, compared to my baby everyone is a loser."

"Thanks babe," Varjay says giving Cheyenne a kiss as Little V starts jumping

up and down on the table.

"Can you get him to be still?" asks Tenay.

"Yeah," Varjay says and goes back to cuddling with Cheyenne.

As Tenay and Tony look at each other while Little V gives them the finger,

the lights of the arena go red and "Criminal" by Eminem begins to play.

"The son of Zombie, Zombie Jr!" shouts Tony as the curtains of the NZ Tron

part and Zombie Jr walks out on to the top of the entrance ramp.

Dressed in black leather pants and black boots with his green hair hanging

down in his face, Zombie Jr stands atop the entrance ramp looking toward

Nightmare in the ring. He has a tattoo of a zombie coming out of it's grave

on his chest and on his back one that says, "Lucio Fulci Lives."

Around his neck hangs a necklace with a pendant of a sword with a dragon and

a cobra wrapped around it. Zombie Jr grips it with his right hand as he

slowly walks toward the cell.

"Look at the hate in his eyes," Tenay says. "He wants revenge for the

attacks on his family. This will be AWESOME!"

Jr breaks out into a run and charges through the Cell door, but gets nailed

in the head with a baseball slide sending him crashing into the side of the

cell. The ref calls for the bell as the cell door closes and the match is

officially underway.

"Zombie Jr sent crashing into the steel steps! Nightmare beginning the

match in control!" Tony shouts.

"Nightmare has that experience advantage here," says Varjay handing Little V

a cookie to calm him down.

"Nightmare rolling Jr into the ring, Nightmare with a springboard leg-drop!

NO! Jr out of the way!" Tenay says

"You would have nailed that move," Cheyenne says to Varjay.

"I know, babe, but everyone doesn't have my ability,"

Jr gets to his feet and nails Nighty with a dropkick sending him into the

corner. Getting a head of steam, Zombie Jr leaps into the corner hitting

Nightmare with a calf kick to the head and sending him crashing down into

the corner.

"You know I would hate to have to deal with Zombie if Jr loses," say Madden.

"He's crazy anyway, but just think about if he loses his share of

ownership."

"Think about when he gets back," Tenay says. "Keg and Barley Brews cut off

his leg."

"And Nightmare helped," Varjay says. "I guess that's why Zombie sent his

kid here. Well, that and the attack on the family."

Zombie Jr tries to Irish whip Nightmare into the opposite corner, but Nighty

reverses sending the youngster into the ropes. He then drops to his stomach

and back up to his feet as Jr leaps over him bouncing off of the other side

of the ring.

"Nightmare with a clothesline! NO! Zombie Jr ducks under, springboard off

of the second rope. Down to the mat! Nightmare caught him with a

powerslam! COVER!" Tony shouts.

"Out at two! He was a half a count away from owning this entire company,"

says Tenay. "And very nice job, Tony."

"Thanks, but why are you smiling at me like that?"

"What?"

"Would you two shut up," yells Varjay. "I'm trying to watch the match!"

Nightmare picks up Zombie Jr and goes for a suplex, but Jr blocks it lifting

him up into one of his own. Zombie Jr then scoops him up and then charges

into the corner slamming him into the turnbuckle.

"Tree of Woe! He tied him to the Tree of Woe!" Madden screams.

"Haven't seen that one in awhile," Tenay says.

The Son of Zombie backs up and motions to the crowd lifting his fist into

the air, the crowd eating it up. He then runs full force towards the corner

slamming both his feet into Nightmare's face with a baseball slide.

"OH! That had to hurt!" Cheyenne shouts.

"He'll be visiting the dentist in the morning," says Madden.

"If he isn't at the morgue," Varjay says laughing to himself.

Jr pulls Nighty's feet down and pushes his head against the bottom

turnbuckle. He then begins to kick Nightmare repeatedly in the head as the

crowd begins chanting, "blood blood blood."

"Oh my god," says Tony. "I hope he's going for a Bronco Buster."

Zombie Jr then begins raking the sole of his foot and heel across Nightmare'

s face. He does it over and over as the crowd cheers.

"Haven't seen that move for awhile," Varjay says.

Jr then bounces off of the other side of the ring and back driving his foot

across Nightmare's face with enough force to nearly knock him out of the

ring.

"That had to hurt," Madden says as Little V begins throwing paper again.

Zombie's son then goes to pick up Nighty, but he nails him between the legs

sending him down on one knee. Nightmare then slams his elbow across Jr's

head and grabs him piledriving him into the mat.

Nightmare stands over his fallen opponent mocking his father by walking

around the ring on one leg and then drops a knee into Jr's head. Then

lifting Zombie Jr over his head, Nightmare throws him into the side of the

Cell in an impressive show of strength.

"Wow! What an impressive show of strength," Madden says as Tony, Tenay,

Little V, Cheyenne, and Varjay all look at him. "What?"

Nightmare climbs down out of the ring and grabs a head full of Jr's green

hair dragging him over to the door of the Cell. Kicking the door open,

Nightmare then pulls Zombie Jr out into the aisle.

"I knew it couldn't stay in there," Madden says as Nightmare slams Jr into

the guardrail and then points to the top of the cage.

"I think he's going to climb the Cell!" Tenay shouts.

"God you guys suck sometimes," Cheyenne says. "Any idiot can see he's going

to climb the Cell. Why do you feel the need to explain everything? The

people at home aren't all idiots. Some of them, yes, but not all of them."

Tenay, Tony, and Madden look at Cheyenne with a puzzled look in their eyes

as Nightmare climbs up to the top of the Cell and throws his hands in the

air.

Zombie Jr gets to his feet as the crowd explodes in anticipation of the

impending carnage. He looks up to see Nightmare smiling down at him

motioning for him to climb the Cell while grabbing his crotch.

"I hope he just wants him to climb the cage," Madden says.

Jr looks into the screaming crowd and climbs up the side of the Cell. As he

finally gets over the top of it, Nightmare drives a kendo stick into the

small of his back. Zombie Jr screams, but it only makes Nighty smile as he

beats him over and over with the stick.

"Someone needs to get them down off the top of there," says Tony.

"Shut up Schiavone!" says Varjay, "They wanted this match, so now let them

finish it."

Nightmare lifts Zombie Jr up by his hair and slams him back down into the

top of the Cell. He then reaches into his bag pulling out a long piece of

rope. Wrapping the rope around Jr's neck, he slings him over the side of

the Cell almost right above the announcer's booth.

"Oh my god! He's hanging him!" Shouts Tony, "Someone stop this! Stop it

now!"

"This is entertainment!" Varjay yells, "I can't believe he's really hanging

him! Survivor eat your heart out!"

"Please," Tony says as Zombie Jr starts turning blue and the curtains under

the NZ Tron part open.

"What the?" Tenay says.

"Montyrob! What is he doing here?" shouts Madden as Little V starts

bouncing up and down looking at Tenay.

Montyrob stops at the Cell and begins to climb up. Nightmare drops Zombie

Jr to the arena floor noticing that he has a visitor on the Cell. Grabbing

his kendo stick, Nightmare takes a swing at the big man, but Montyrob

catches it and grabs him around the throat chokeslamming him down into the

top of the Cell.

"Montyrob is attacking Nightmare!" Tony shouts.

"Duh, really? Jeesh, Tony," Varjay says as Montyrob motions to the crowd

that it's time to end this.

The Big Man puts Nightmare's head between his legs and raises both fists

into the air. Then in a supreme feat of strength, he throws Nightmare into

the air catching him and powerbombing him right through the top of the Cell.

Nighty comes crashing down to the mat in a heap with half the top of the

Cell landing on top of him.

"OH MY GOD! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!" screams Tony, "RIGHT THROUGH THE TOP!

GET THE PARAMEDICS OUT HERE!"

"I can't believe that! This is awesome!" Varjay yells as Montyrob stares

coldly down at the motionless body of Nightmare lying in the ring.

"Why? Why did he do this?" Tenay asks.

"You ask him!" Madden says, "I'm not going near him."

Montyrob climbs down to the floor and goes over to the fallen Zombie Jr.

Lifting him up onto his shoulders, he walks over to the Cell door, rips it

open, and rolls him into the ring telling him to "cover him for your dad."

The Big Man then turns and to leave the way he came.

"I can't believe this!" Madden yells, "Zombie Jr's gonna win!"

"This is an awesome match," says Cheyenne. "But it could be better."

"WHAT?" Madden, Tony, and Tenay say in unison shocked.

"How so, babe?" Varjay asks.

"Well, if you were in it, then it would totally rule."

"You know something," Varjay says. "Your right."

"What are you talking about?" says Tony.

"I'm in charge tonight and, well, I just made this a triple threat match."

Varjay says taking off the headphones and slamming them down on the table.

"You can't do that!" Tenay shouts.

"My baby can do anything he wants!" Cheyenne says grabbing Tenay by the

collar as Little V pours water over his head. "He's running the show

tonight! Zombie put him in charge!"

Varjay runs around the Cell and slides into the ring breaking up the ref's

count. He grabs Zombie Jr and drives him into the mat with a pedigree.

"VarHammer! VarHammer!" Madden yells.

Varjay then grabs the referee telling him the match is a triple threat match

and covers the still motionless Nightmare. The Ref refuses to count at

first, but Varjay grabs him and he then counts the pin.

One.

Two.

THREE!!!

Varjay jumps up throwing his hands in the air as the crowd boos and begins

chanting, "Asshole Asshole."

"It was a setup! The whole damn thing!" Tenay shouts as Cheyenne and Little

V jump up and down cheering as David Penzer announces Varjay as the winner

and new co-owner of the NZWA. "He wasn't out here to do commentary!"

"I love it! I love it!" Madden shouts. "I used to hate this guy, but now

he's the man!"

As the Cell begins to rise back up to the ceiling, Varjay grabs the

microphone and stands over Zombie Jr.

"Finally, I have what I deserve, but you know what?" Varjay says as the

crowd starts throwing stuff into the ring. "Only one thing can make this

better. If me and Zombie Jr wrestle for sole ownership RIGHT NOW!"

Varjay throws down the microphone and starts stomping Zombie Jr in the head.

"He can't do that!" Tony shouts.

"Eclipse and Montyrob!" Tenay shouts as Eclipse, carrying a chainsaw and

Montyrob run down to the ring.

Varjay jumps out of the ring at the sight of them coming and into the crowd

following Cheyenne and Little V out of the arena.

"Thank god someone came to help!" Tenay shouts.

"We need medical attention for both Nightmare and Zombie Jr out here," Tony

says. "Let's take our last commercial break and get these guys some help

down here. I.I can't believe this."

Tony and Tenay look on with concerned looks as Madden does the "gut wiggle."

"This is gonna rule!" Madden says.

"Shut up, Mark!" Tenay says.

Erci, immortal and the new NZWA Hellfire champion, is shown walking out to

the parking lot towards a black Porsche. He has a bag thrown over his

shoulder and his keys in his hand. Trying to find the right key, he stops

suddenly as his entire body stiffens.

Throwing his bag to the ground, Erci turns around pulling out his sword and

twirling it about in his hands.

"Show yourself," Erci says.

Out of the shadows steps a tall man with long blonde hair. He is dressed in

black from head to toe and carrying a large double-edged sword. Lifting the

sword to his face, the strange figure speaks.

"You've been around to long, Highlander. It's time for you to die."

"Then let's get it over with," Erci says still twirling his sword in his

hands.

The man charges Erci yelling in some unknown tongue swinging wildly. Erci

rolls out of the way and thrusts his sword at his attacker, but misses

driving it into the door of his car.

"It's no use! You can't defeat me!" the figure says slashing at Erci's

head, but missing.

Erci and the mysterious man clash as steel on steel is heard all around the

parking lot. Sparks are sent flying as the large blade of the strange man

barely misses the Highlander scraping a nearby Ford Taurus. He kicks Erci

in the stomach and backs him against the wall

"Your time is now, Highlander!" He says charging with his blade in the air.

Erci ducks forcing his blade forward slicing through the belly of this

mysterious figure.

"You talk to much," Erci says as his foe drops to his knees letting his

blade fall.

Sirens of police cars and ambulances can be heard going down the street in

the distance. The light of the lone streetlight reflects off of the sharp

steel of Erci's blade.

"There can be only one," Erci says standing with his sword over his

attacker.

Bringing the blade downward, he cuts the head of the man off cleanly rolling

it under a nearby truck. Erci then walks forward dropping his blade to the

ground.

The wind begins to pick up and blow trash all over the lot. Flashes of

electricity rain down from the sky and up from the ground lifting the body

up and covering Erci as he screams.

The "lightning" then strikes a nearby production truck sending the computers

inside haywire and the lights inside the NZWA Arena to flicker until going

off.

Then as suddenly as it started, it stops and Erci is left alone in the

parking lot. He pulls himself up and picks up his sword and blade. Then

throwing a glance at the scene of his ordeal, he turns and disappears into

the darkness.

The NZWA LOGO appears on screen with the number 1-800-hel-fire at the

bottom.

"Do you think you have what it takes to be a superstar?"

Dead Hardy is shown nailing an opponent with a swanton-bomb. RnR Triple H

is then shown nailing his opponent with the pedigree.

"Do you think you can run with the BIG dogs?"

The Brews Brothers are shown destroying two opponents with baseball bats and

chairs followed by a shot of Matango standing in the ring with his arms in

the air.

"Are you filled with HELLFIRE?"

Fett is shown swinging a flaming baseball bat and Zombie Jr. is shown

bleeding while smiling ear to ear.

"If you think you have what it takes to be in the NZWA then call

1-800-hel-fire to get your tryout with the NZWA House of Hellfire!"

Zombie is shown standing inside of a flaming hell in the cell.

"The NZWA House of Hellfire! Where your prom date is the least of your

worries!"

"Well, everyone welcome back," says Tony as the announce booth is shown on

screen. "The ring has been cleared of the recent carnage and we're

apparently ready for more, but I can't believe what's happened tonight

already."

"Tonight has f'n rocked!" Madden shouts, "We've seen new tag champs, women

get naked, probably the greatest hardcore or hellfire match of all time, and

a fantastic Uk title match that still isn't resolved. Add to that what we

just witnessed in the ring and now Zombie has a new co-owner to deal with in

Varjay."

"And this one will be probably more of a pain in his ass than Nightmare ever

was," Tenay say holding his head in his hands. "Either one of you got an

aspirin?"

"What have I told you about drinking on the job?" says Tony as Referee Nick

Patrick makes his way down to the ring.

"Oh shut up," says Tenay laying his head on the table.

"Well, anyway we're ready for our main event," says Tony. "After what we've

seen already I'm almost afraid to stay out here and call this match."

"Leave then," Madden says. "Everyone's watching to hear me anyway."

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"Hi, My Name Is" begins playing as the crowd begins to rumble at the

impending main event. Malk-Kind walks out from the back still dressed in a

"Got Cheese?" t-shirt with black jogging pants. He waves to the crowd as he

makes his way down to the ring.

"The veteran Malk-Kind, tonight he has a chance to become World Champion,"

says Tony as Malk steps into the ring. "But to do so he's got to contend

with three other opponents, one being the World Champion himself."

As Malk leans up against the corner, "Remember the Name" blasts through the

arena followed by "Lunation" by Dj Krush. The crowd begins to chant, "Tango

Tango Tango" as Matango walks through the curtains and onto the entrance

stage.

"The Big Tango is here and ready for a fight," Madden tries to shout over

the screaming packed house. "I take it by Kalee's absence that she's been

sent to a nearby hospital."

"As well as Kaz, I'm anxious to see how Clingman and Matango will deal with

each other in this match. I also wonder if Matango has found out that it

wasn't Clingman who attacked Kalee in the first place."

Dressed in black tights with neon green trim, Matango pulls off his "Big

Tango" jersey as he enters the ring tossing it into the crowd starting a

small fight among the fans. He then throws a glance at Malk, who just waits

patiently for the match to start with a devilish grin on his face.

"There is basically only one rule in this match," says Tony as the arena

lights begin to flash. "And that's the first one to pin any of the other

three men wins the title."

"And that anything goes style is right up this guy's alley," says Tenay.

"Alley?" says Madden, "Where?"

"Shut up, Mark,"

"Enter Sandman" by Metallica roars through the arena as the crowd starts

singing along. Wearing a Michigan jersey and denim shorts, Clingman bursts

through the ropes running down to the ring.

"He's not wasting any time,"

Even as Tenay speaks Clingman slides under the ropes and is met with a

Matango kick to the head. The two begin trading rights in the corner as

Malk starts clapping and cheering them on.

"Can we possibly start a match with everyone in the ring first?" says Tony,

"And look at Malk, he's just gonna let them go at it."

Matango tries to throw Cling into the ropes, but he reverses it throwing

Tango over with a back body drop. Clingman then runs over towards Malk

dropkicking him in the corner.

"I guess Clingman didn't like having a spectator in the ring," says Tenay.

As Clingman starts choking Malk with his jersey, "Ego Trip" by De La Soul

begins playing as the NZ Tron flashes "Technical Insanity" across its

screen. Out steps the NZWA Heavyweight Champion of the World Dead Hardy

dressed in ripped jeans and a NZWA "Blood, Sweat, and Screams" t-shirt.

Throwing his title down in the aisle, he sprints toward the ring.

"The World Champion is here!" Tony shouts as Hardy springboards off of the

top rope catching Matango in the back of the head with a corkscrew back heel

kick.

Malk headbutts Clingman between the legs and catches him with a jawbreaker.

Then getting a head of steam, Malk charges at Clingman clotheslining him

with such force it takes both men over the top rope.

"Malk and Clingman to the floor! Hardy sending Tango into the ropes, No!

Tango reverses, Spinebuster slam on the World Champion! Watch out!" shouts

Tony as Malk tries to throw Clingman in to the guardrail, but he reverses

sending him nearly crashing into their table.

Matango bounces off the ropes nailing Hardy with a legdrop. He then goes

for a cover, but the champ kicks out at one. Meanwhile Clingman knocks the

announcer's monitors off of the table and stands on top of it pulling Malk

up by the hair.

"I knew we were too close!" shouts Tony as Clingman and Malk start slugging

it out on top of their table.

Matango sends Hardy into the ropes, but the champ ducks a clothesline and

springboards off of the top rope catching him with a spinning elbow. Hardy

then runs toward the corner jumping off of the top turnbuckle to the outside

of the ring landing on both Malk and Clingman crashing them through the

table.

"Did you see that?" screams Madden, " This guy's insane! I love it!"

Matango gets to his feet and starts to climb out of the ring, but notices

what is left of the Hell in the Cell beginning to descend from the ceiling.

The crowd explodes with cheers at the sight.

"What the hell?" says Tony, "The Cell is coming down!"

"Who's lowering the Cell?" says Tenay as the inside of a NZ Sports

production truck is shown with Little V at the controls laughing.

As the Cell slams down to the floor, Hardy hits Malk in the head with a

piece of the table. Clingman swings a chair to hit Hardy, but hits Tenay as

Hardy ducks knocking him out cold.

"Oh my god! Mike's been hit! He's down!" Tony shouts standing over Tenay.

"Good, I never liked him anyway."

As Madden speaks, Hardy hurls Clingman towards the Cell and a Matango

clothesline catches him. Tango then takes a chair and repeatedly bashes

Clingy over the head as Hardy kicks him.

"Where the hell is Malk going? Oh no, not this again!"

Tony shouts as Malk-Kind climbs up the side of the Cell to the top. He

reaches in the bag of weapons left by Nightmare pulling out a baseball bat.

Hardy looks up to see Malk on top and starts climbing up the side of the

Cell to meet him.

"This is getting out of hand!" Tony yells.

"Out of hand? This is the NZWA! Out of hand is a way of life here!"

Madden screams as Hardy makes it to the top getting blasted by a bat shot by

Malk.

Meanwhile, Matango throws Clingman through the Cell door and into the ring

steps. He grabs a chair throwing it into the ring and rolls Clingman

inside.

"Tango with a chairshot to Clingman's back! Tango off the ropes, drops an

elbow! Tango with a cover! No! Clingman out at two!" Tony shouts as

Matango argues with the referee.

On what's left of the top of the Cell, Hardy and Malk duel with a bat and a

kendo stick. Malk swings at the Champ, but misses nearly falling through

the hole in the top of the Cell. Hardy jumps up dropkicking him in the back

sending him crashing down to the ring nearly landing on Matango.

"Someone stop this! We don't need the entire roster in the hospital!"

"Oh shut up, Tony! This is awesome!" Madden screams as Hardy rips his

shirt off standing on the edge of the Cell top's opening. "What the hell is

he going to do?"

Hardy then leaps off the Cell into the ring nailing the fallen Malk with a

Swanton Bomb. The crowd roars as Malk grabs his ribs and Hardy rolls on the

mat grabbing his head.

"HOLY SH,"

"MARK!"

"What? That deserved one! I LOVE THIS COMPANY!"

Hardy pulls himself to his feet using the ropes and turns around. Matango

jumps in the air spinning around nailing him with a sidekick to the face

bouncing him off of the ropes. Tango then grabs him in an inverted facelock

and lifts him into the air nailing him with a DDT.

"That's Tango's new move! The Mushroom!" yells Madden as Matango jumps to

his feet with his arm in the air.

Tango turns around only to get nailed by a missile dropkick off of the top

rope by Clingman.

"And that's Clingman's move! Cover by Clingman!" shouts Tony, " One! Two!

NO! Malk broke up the count!"

Malk, still holding his ribs, punches Clingman with his other hand.

Clingman forearms Malk in his injured ribs and throws him into the ropes.

Clingy then gets doubled over as Dead Hardy takes his legs out with a

shoulder block from behind as Malk nails him with a flying clothesline.

"Malk with a cover! No! Hardy pulls him off, Hardy with a cover! No!

Malk pulls him off!" Tony tries to shout over the screaming crowd.

"Chairshot by Matango!" Madden yells as Tango sends Malk to the mat, "Hardy

dropkicked the chair in Tango's face!"

Hardy runs across the ring jumping up and bouncing off of the top turnbuckle

nailing Matango with a corkscrew moonsault.

"Champ with a cover! Clingman broke up the count! This could go on all

night!" Tony yells as Clingman hurls Hardy into the ropes.

Hardy spins off of Clingman's back as he ducks his head and bounces off of

the opposite side of the ring. Clingman goes to spear him, but Hardy

leapfrogs over him and Clingy goes flying through the ropes and out of the

ring.

Malk runs at Hardy, but the champ nails him right into Matango with a drop

toehold. AS Malk staggers up, Hardy clamps his arms around his head and

walks up the turnbuckle spinning around driving him into the mat.

"ASHES TO ASHES! ASHES TO ASHES! COVER BY HARDY!"

One.

Two.

THREE!

"Hardy retains! Hardy retains the title!" Tony screams as "Ego Trip"

begins playing once again and the ref raises Hardy's hand as he still lies

on the mat.

"What a match!" yells Madden as the Cell begins to rise to the ceiling

again.

"What a night! This has to be one for the ages!"

AS Tony speaks, the referee hands Dead Hardy his NZWA World title and the

champ climbs up on the turnbuckle holding it in the air. Matango pulls him

off of the turnbuckle and looks him right in the eye.

"Oh come on! The match is over!"

Matango then surprises everyone and extends a hand to the champ. Hardy

looks him over and then takes his hand as the crowd roars. Tango raises

Hardy's hand and then climbs out of the ring nailing Clingman as he tries to

get up.

"What a show of sportsmen ship!" Madden says, "Well, at least until he hit

Clingman in the head."

"It's been one hell of a night! For Mark Madden, Mike Tenay, and all of the

NZWA, I'm Tony Schiavone and goodnight everyone from the NZWA Arena!"

"What's gonna happen next?" Madden yells.

"Only time will tell," says Tony as the NZWA logo appears on screen as "More

Human Than Human" begins to play as it fades to black.

NZWA 2000

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