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Coffee black as midnight Sunlight bright as day Morning concurs happiness Hair never falls my way Donít believe in wake up calls Natural wakes at noon I eat my cereal with a fork (Iím terrified of spoons) Oompa-Loompas, Leprechauns Witches that are hairy Dinosaurs and large bread cows I find all these things quite scary My mind is blonde My heart is warm My eyes are honey brown I respect the way I think I think I hate life on the farm And if you cry, if I may cry Pick us up, we fall. And hoping someday, I may hope Three wishes for us all I do know how to smile And that I always do I feel that if Iím happy, Happiness to you My poemís becoming cheesy So sad, sad yes, I know And now I shall make it different The way grass looks after you mow Rain makes me happy I love to be outside But nothing is to do there Unless youíre by my side My nails are short and chipped Only the best of us chew them short Things make me laugh that shouldnít The End, I quit, Abort Today one thing is certain Iím really not sure what And maybe sometime I will tell the truth And I will sometime kick your butt (he he) My dream is to be president ďwant fries with that?Ē you thinkÖ I own a teddy bear named Jared I donít watch the weakest link La La La Linoleum, You are wearing a noun. Around is a preposition I used to cry when Iíd see clowns I learned today that: The gas is on the right The break is on the left Everything is simple You do not abuse a thief with theft I go crazy when I get split ends I tire very easy I fall asleep at the worst times J Pop thatís flavored cheesy Its weird how the DO NOT ENTER signs make you want to enter Its strange how when people tell you to do something, you break and tell them no My sentences are longer, confusing me and you I donít know what Iím drinking now, it changes white to blue Kool-aide mixed with lemon juice Coffee mixed with coke Iíve tried it all, and all is good Iíd puke if Iíd get poked I WANT TO JUMP THROUGH THE SPRINKLERS But now it is too cold It never stopped me before I fear I am getting oldÖ The youngest out of twenty-seven The tallest out of two I am whatever you say I am And that I say is you Do you think that it is possible? I hope you answer yes Pessimism isnít good Well, neither is breakfast Fruit gives you cancer Plans give you rain I own a pitch-black coffee cup It hasnít been washed since May My coffee cup is special This I tell you why Because I can make myself believe That whateverís in it is coffee, even if its dry It took me till the second grade to learn to tie my shoe Know what else impairs me? I am much more different than you I still donít know how to ride a bike Whatever! Let me beÖ I can mabe ride a three wheeled one- is it that hard being me? Like hot chocolate with marshmallows Like sourdough and bread Like everything Iím saying, This rhyming hurts my head The smell of fresh cut grass The sight of running water The girlishness of this poem This all comes from THE best daughter Its sad, but true, damnit This poem is becoming a book Guys rule, girls rule I need to see your look Everything is possible Even stir-fried peas I can cook and clean donít ask me to though I can warm up frozen cheeseÖ What do you believe in? In anything and everything? In peace and true love? What about angelsÖ Who are said to hold the sky above? I donít know what is true, Or for that matter what is false And even though I try to care I seem to loose my pulse Whatever may confuse you Confuses me much more And even though we fight it Britney Spears is quite a whore Sprinklers, and soda-pop Cologne and perfume Everything is sentimental Me, and her, and you L Iíve never heard a sonic boom So I am speechless now I never had to knock on wood I have a cat named Cow M&Mís ģ on layaway Barbies when Iím twelve Cherios at three oíclock Iím afraid of chocolate elves Monitor the children Clean the house by four Clean my room by never! LIFE IS NOT A CHORE My hair, I hear, hates me But I seem to find that I love it If anytime you want something Just go and throw a fit Big girls DO cry Plastic surgery is wrong Frappachino on the airplane Do not say the word thong! I love seeing the family Although I donít admitÖ And even though half the time Iím happy, I try, pretend, to fit. I love my sisters, My brothers too (thatís everyone in my life) My bros, thanks for watching me My sisters thanks for daring And even though Iíve said it once I love you all for caring Although I never listen I try real hard to belive I donít hear the words that tell me What I am to be Respect what I have chosen Do not mock my name BARBIES WILL RULE FOREVER And you still belive Iím sane? A fresh cup of coffee, A wink from a boy A kiss from my beloved A never ending ploy A kiss blown by the Oscar Meyer Wiener A tear from ĎMacho Maní A little boy in shiny black shoes A letter from your biggest fan A guy with too much hair gel A guy with too much cologne A guy with one sweet smile A guy that feels alone A girl that owns a giggle A girl with pretty eyes A girl that owns one dress A girl that sometimes cries Know what I learned today? Coffee and seven up donít mix And when you do, it bubbles over the cup And leaves you feeling sick I think I may never sleep again, Actually, that would be bad Donít deprive a blonde from sleep It will leave her feeling sad Iíve been wired since school got out And right now no exception That coffee mix is killing me I think I need attention Donít ever take the beaten path Instead cross to the trees Than climb over walls and hills And go swimming through the seas Morning will come again tomorrow And I will be awake to see And you will be asleep in bed Dreaming to be free Lip gloss flavored orange Potholders shaped like pigs Ducks that talk And chunky prune figs L Candy flavored chocolate Purple flavored shoes I lost my train of thought right here Maddona sings the blues Monica, Brandy, Maddona and Barbie Fabio and Cher None of them have last names- As if we ever cared! Donít sweat over little things That does not include hair Sweat, and cry, and tear it out Until it learns whatís fair Fairies and cocoa Cocoa puffs and spoons Spoons for soup and soup for crackers Crackers cheese and moons Talking on the phone Painting my nails pink Playing dress-up with my sisterís clothes I cannot seem to think Never liked to do the dishes Never rode in a kangaroo Never liked to feed the cats Never found out- why you? Popcorn at a basketball game Cotton candy at the zoo Sno-cone at the circus Gum in your volleyball shoe Thereís something about the nightime That makes cold coffee seem just right And the stars could sparkle constantly The darkness never fights When you walk by someoneís house, Do you ever wonder? Daydreaming is good And sometimes when your scared Buy yourself a red riding hood Your garden hose is green Dishwater smells like mold Drivers drive like drivers Tomato soup served cold I cannot see my classmates Driving at this time Iím hoping you will see it too And prefer lemon over lime To this point I end my poem For it is getting long I wish you all the very best I suck at playing ping pong Thatís with complete and utter love, Cari lynn
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